>tfw only ugly men hit on me
>hot men never hit on me
Ugly men don't even count as human...
>tfw no qt 3.41 bf
>tfw only attract beta orbiters on steam
im a 7/10 at best
If you're fat and ugly, that's all you will get.
>once had friends push me into approaching a fat ugly girl
>tfw she gave me one look and just said "ew"
Just fucking end me. No one deserves this level of cruel existence.
Today is my 26th birthday. No one really knows or cares except for my bird bro and a small handful of nice people. Thanks for keeping me company senpai. Maybe next year I'll grow some balls and join the 27 club if I can't escape the shackles of cyborg life.
happy bday bird bro
>cyborg
Fuck off normshit
Your timezone is probably different from mine, but my birthday was today, too. June 7th. Yours is probably eight. I was going to make a thread but had a feeling someone would get to it before me anyways.
Plus, if I made my own thread, it'd just get ignored.
Like I always am.
I'm jelly of bird bro, I don't have any real life friends.
Does anyone else hate their own birthday? I really don't like my own. It's like a reminder of how much of a failure you are.
Here it is, another year and you're still stuck at home due to circumstances...
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>tfw no area 51 bf
>tfw no Stirling engine bf
>>29138686
> powered by the heat gradient of cuddles
Quality thread. I just stopped by to remind everyone to type 'sage' in the options field :^)
>tfw bad dreams
>used to have cool nightmares with ghosts and monsters and Beksinski-like environments
>now nightmares are usually just shit like having blood diarrhea or teeth falling out or getting a computer virus
>sense I am having a nightmare
>will myself to wake
>I do
Feels comforting.
>>29138432
>My dad and me over a great table, in the middle of nowhere.
>He falls off from the table and I can see how grass quickly grows everywhere, almost reaching the table
>I can see my dad walks leaving marks on the grass but I can't really see him
>I get off the table aswell to look for him and somehow, I lose myself inside the grass
My father is at jail, I was going to see him the next morning...
It was a kind of a nightmare
>be me
>be white
>grew up in the ghetto
>sound black
>get interviews with my qualifications
>no one will hire me
I think it's my voice that's keeping me neet. I speak properly, I don't use slang, but the black sounding accent comes through, what can I do?
lets hear it op i wanna hear how black you sound
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>>29138457
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07bDLhlbjr1
>>29138562
You sound more like a drug dealer than you do black, just slow down a bit
Can someone explain the distinction to me between red, iron, and the black pills. Also which one do you believe.
Anyone who thinks they are real just want to think they are part of a bigger picture, really they are all faggots.
>>29138326
red pill: the belief that the bottom 90% of men are considered disposable by society
iron pill: the belief that might makes right, you need force and strength to defend or impose values
black pill: the belief that nothing matters or the decline/destruction of society is inevitable
>>29138639
Can you reword that because I didn't understand what you said.
I'll start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYHkk53WlZ0
>>29138273
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ix4cJ2AJ3f8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIOMYZVUy_I
>>29138273
https://youtu.be/eetIgGXH6DA
I BROKE FREEEE ON A SATURDAY MORNING
I PUT THE PEDAL TO THE FLOOR
may go to /g/, but would prefer casual conversation with another programmer or even infosec, if you're not some walking shitshow self-inflated noisefuck.
also please don't be entitled SV early 20ssomething clownshoe. you are as annoying as a bunch of fucking girls screaming about disney and their golden cock bands.
>watches silicon valley once
Fuck yeah I'm a programmer
C programmer here, it's pretty fun.
>>29138222
Early 20 something's are all you'll find here.
But please, share some comp sci wisdom, old timer. I'm eager to learn.
Well, robots will you help me make sure that feminism doesn't take control of this country?
Well of course I will.
I'm not voting for clinton or trump. Probably doesn't matter in my state anyways.
>>29138217
Don't be swayed by your false prophet.
He preys on your anxieties and fears for his own personal gain. He is not a true fighter, just a clown who came up with his act a year ago
Roll trips and I don't fap for a month
guuuuuuutui
>>29138170
Roll trips and *I* won't fap for a month.
I need to take a break for awhile
>>29138170
Okay.hhhnggfybfbj
I just went up to her and talked to her
who feeling /alpha/ today?
>>29138094
did the same thing today. super shy but pain meds make me more sociable.
>outside on break
>new girl sits down under a tree with bag of flaming cheetos
>interrupted her before she could start eating
>opened with the whole "when did you start?" thing
>perfect balance of hot/cute. modestly dessed, hiding delicious curves
>expected...
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>>29139103
nice anon keep doing it. we'll get better the more sociable we are
me and this qt go to the same gym so hopefully i can meet her again and become friends
> You gather the courage to talk to her.
> Chad fucks her face into a blur.
Who /finallyhigh/ here?
>NEET
>live at moms place
>she controls all my finances, doesn't let me leave the house alone, etc
>really want to try weed
>gotta be discrete man
>no idea where to start or get weed or anything
>look that shit up on the internet
>find darknet website (alphabay)
>set up fake PayPal business account and buy "game coins" on eBay using that account
>save up game coins over two months
>finally got enough dosh saved in the account
>transfer some of the PayPal to bitcoins
>buy a voltage adjustable box mod and quartz coil tank off ebay
>buy three grams of "wax" off alphabay
>tell neighbors moms birthday is coming up so I wanna surprise her, ask if I could use their mailbox
>neighbors hand me everything a week later while moms buying groceries
>put the wax in the freezer
>mom went to sleep an hour ago
>take 10 mins to quietly as possible open porch door and sneak out
>assemble my boxmod and tank and drop a little nail head worth of crumbly frozen wax
>take what I though is a small hit, felt like I wasn't inhaling anything for like 20 seconds
>try not to cough my lungs out
>try harder
>rip off my shirt and cover my face and cough my guts into it trying to be quiet as possible
>finally stop after 5 minutes
>I feel retarded high but damn good
>open and close patio door quickly
>hide all my shit
>sitting in bed on my phone high for the first time
Actually feels good bros, who's recently gotten high for the first time here? I probably shoulve started with real weed, but that wouldn't have been sneaky enough.
>tfw buying drugs off the dark web seems cool but I'm too much of a pussy to do it
Wow - you've really described a completely shitty scenario there.
Maybe if you put as much effort into getting your life together as you have invested in the scoring weed you'd be better off.
In fact, based on the description you've provided of your circumstances, smoking pot is probably the last thing you need...
>>29138090
you went through SO much to get high. props to you man seriously
My girlfriend is extremely loyal and would never betray me, you bots should go out in the world and look for one.
>pic related (:
>>29138068
the fuck kinda thread is this?
>>29138068
Lol why is she all greased up? Were you trying to slide her whole body into a tight area?
>>29138147
We wrestle a lot
I don't understand why I can't recover from my burning out since college. I long since graduated but I just don't have any drive or motivation to do anything, let alone put the sheets in my bed. I feel stuck like I can't escape from my thinking.
I feel mentally disabled.
>>29138035
I feel the same way, but I understand it. This world just isn't worth the effort.
>>29138048
>This world just isn't worth the effort.
I keep trying to argue with myself over this. Thinking there has to be something worthwhile to set my sights on. I honestly feel disenfranchised in a lot of ways despite having the means to accomplish certain goals.
This isn't the 50s where hard work meant attractiveness to women. Nor is the job market what it once was or society what it once was.
Today is my birthday. Nobody really knows or cares except for my budgie bro. Thanks for keeping me company, senpai. You guys are alright. Maybe I'll join the 27 club next year if I get the courage and can't escape this cyborg life.
That's a cute bird OP. How difficult is to keep one? How loud is it and how often do you need to feed it?
> the 27 club
That's for famous musicians, anon. No one cares if we die. We get nothing.
Happy Birthday OP!
I fucking love budgies what's his name?