Help other fembots with their depression and anxiety
Give fashion tips and lifestyle advice
Share your weightloss programs and recipes for delicious and cheap desserts
No malebots or cucks allowed
>>29143317
Wan sum fuk?
Origami comment
>>29143317
Fembot Tip #1:
Make sure to wear a pretty pair of pink lacy panties over your feminine penis. A feminine penis in man underwear isn't a feminine penis! Ew! That's gross.
For added effect, wrap a now around the shaft! (Not too tight though, loosely)
Fembot Tip #2:
Get the fuck off my board normies. REEEEEEEE.
>>29143372
*bow
ORIGINAL
ITT We act like middle aged facebook moms until someone hits trips or quads and then we act like middle aged facebook dads
I'll start with a picture
>>29143269
Have you guys seen this new image? I don't know why, but I really really like this image, and I'm sure it will never get old.
>>29143269
>a middle aged mom will never breast feed you while giving you a hand job
>she will never call you her little boy and let you call her mommy
>she will never cuddle you after you cum all teary eyed into her hand
Look at this funny frog I found anon! Look how smug he is, isn't it funny
I just got caught sleeping on the job for the second time and now I'm about to be fired. Looks like I won't have enough to visit the girl that was interested in me coming over(4 states away) in two weeks, as I needed to at least last until Friday.
You NEETs cursed me!
>blaming other people for your laziness
Tell your employer that in Japan, it is considered honorable if you fall asleep during work because it supposedly reflects that you've worked yourself into complete exhaustion.
>sleeping while at work
How do you sleep in a sitting position?
I need someone with experience with benzo to chime in on this.
do therapeutic dosages of benzos take away ones fear of living.
I fear failure, to the point i havent been doing anything with my life. If i dont try then I wouldn't fail right? All i do every single day is indulge in escapism e.g. R9k.
I want to do something meaningful with my life even if its something as small as learning a new recipe because i have been eating the same food for 7 years, but I can't; the furthest ive gone is looked at recipes and that in itself required considerable...
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Xanax is not very potent, but it will make you chill the fuck out
>>29143152
no they remove physical symptoms of anxiety but youll still have your problem. drugs should be used to supplement treatment; they are not an effective treatment on their own.
>>29143210
what about the fear of living my life? I don't want to feel chill and do nothing. I want to do something with my life.
>US citizen
>Go on holiday to Ukraine
>Meet a cute 19 year old chick on the street
>Marry her after 3 weeks
You can laugh at my decision. You can call me a dumbass. But there are two things you should first consider
1) I literally havent even seen a woman this attractive in the US ever. Roosh wasnt kidding when he said Ukrainian women are the most beautiful in the world.
2) I have never met a woman who gave me so much love and affection,...
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OP here
one lesson we can learn from the kebabs is not to waste time. You see a beautiful woman, you take her and make her yours.
>>29143140
>1 - you let the little head do your thinking
>2 - she'll change real quick when it suits her, eg, after she's got her citizenship and has formally married you. She'll take off the girlfriend mask and put on the wife face soon enough.
why not an american girl and avoid the visa trouble?
who /hidedepression/ here? I've finally come to accept I'm going to suffer 100% of my waking hours. but how do you hide depression from the norms? I know noone is hated more than a depressed male. are there any jobs where no one cares you're depresed? I kinf of already quit one job becuse of it (I was deluded and thought only that job would cause me problems because of it). how do you hide depression in uni (know no one there, I think my (probably) sad looking face repelles them. but it will fuck me if there's a group project. like I might actually fail my...
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Just take your meds and don't tell anybody.
>>29143205
not taking meds, not "diagnosed"
>>29143134
>are there any jobs where no one cares you're depresed?
Customer service in a call center. Night time security guard. Handy man. Electrician/plumber.
..Or what is the best advice you've ever received.
>pic unrelated
>>29143131
"Neck yourself you cunt"
Best advice I was given desu
"One day your autism, NEET sensibilities, and shit """humor""" will land you a dream job making comedy and the rest of us will be proven fools for working full time "real" jobs and fitting in with society"
A friend actually said something like this to me and it's great because it's right on the line between shitposting and a genuinely nice sentiment.
>>29143131
Don't worry about what normalfags think, they'll forget about you in the same hour
Really gets me through when I can't do something
ITT; Weird shit you fap to (or things you do during fap time)
I put two separate images of a man and woman together (they don't always have to be naked) and imagine them having sex with each other
>>29143110
Definition of a cuck
>>29143124
>watching porn between a man and a woman at all
>run the warm tap under my foreskin
>thighfuck myself
>hold my hair tightly in my clenched fist
My obsession with Rose has become debilitaing. I usually enjoy crying. It makes me feel better. But this morning i started crying because I was thinking about how I'll never be with her and the tears wouldn't stop flowing. I finally had to get drunk to make it stop. I don't know what I will do if this becomes a regular occurrence.
>>29143106
Her pussy is filled with rotting Chad cum. Just let go.
>>29143106
>>29143166
Why do you keep making these things? Are you a psycho?
>>29143106
>crying over a girl you never met before
are you rly this stupid anon?
>tfw you can't even escape being lonely in MMOs
>tfw you still see people become couples in even games
>tfw you can't even make a single friend
>>29143029
>wanting friends
R O P E Y O U R S E L F
>>29143043
be alone all the time isn't fun senpai
why do you think we come to this board?
>>29143029
>>tfw you still see people become couples in even games
this used to annoy me to no ends when I saw it, it was easily distinguishable aswell as they'd generally be low level, or levelling together
>tfw used to swap from alliance/horde max level just to whale on them
>sometimes the person playing the guy character would swap to his max level
>he'd attempt...
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Why do white women always asspat black women ("oh you have such nice hair!" "your skin is so beautiful") etc?
Don't they realize most black women hate and envy them?
>>29142967
I've always noticed that and it's obvious that it annoys the black chicks. And I rarely see white women go out of their way to compliment strangers like they do to black girls either.
Women are savage stupid beasts.
It's funny because during the OJ trial, most black women supported OJ.
Black women don't care about their retarded "feminism", they care about black tribalism.
They feel bad for them and think they need the boost. It's not exclusively black women, the pretty girls used to do the same thing with the ugly girls in high school, I remember it well.
The way they say it betrays their true intentions. It's like they're talking to a child. It's condescending in nature. You can tell that the white women don't actually wish they had those features. And why would they? Black person hair is fucking ugly. That's why they always get weaves or straighten it in a perm and shit. Otherwise it just looks like a bunch...
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>you need to be chad with face 10/10 , 10/10 body and rich
this guy is has neither of these THREE(3) things.Whats you excuse /r9k/?
>>29142950
he has something called luck
He is being cucked on a daily basis.
>>29142960
>luck
yeah sure or maybe he actually have good personality and balls which YOU TOO CAN HAVE.
that's right my little flowers
dance lazily in the wind for your master
harvest time soon
>>29142931
can you harvest me now please? I've been ripe for a while, seriously, get on it before I rot you lazy farmhand fuck
>>29142943
*harvest*
>>29142931
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Nice moobs
>>29141436
>>29141066
Kek nice love handles
WAKE ME UP
FUCK OFF ROBOT
>>29142953
Ins a innmouth
What does it feel like to be hugged by a girl?
Like hugging a guy, only not as hard and squishier.
>>29142866
I paid a street hooker $20 once (all I had on me at the time) for a hug and honestly it was pretty good.
felt very reassuring and comforting somehow, very motherly and tender.
of course after like 10 seconds she stopped it and said pay more or shed call her boss so I had to leave. it was worth the money though.
>>29142866
I live with a very nice girl while im at uni and shes a very huggy person, like to greet people and say goodbye and stuff so this year i got quite a lot of girl hugs. Shes soft and smells nice (or her perfume/hair products does i guess). Its also nice that she always makes it like an offer since i am obviously socially retarded. If she is leaving/going to bed or something she will stand and hold her arms open and tilt her head slightly, its qt.
One time she came up to my room and asked it i was ok after one...
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