Why does this have to exist.
Why am I forced to buy a fucking new car just to get rid of it? I HAVE to get rid of it but insurance doesn't cover it because they consider it "cosmetic."
>>29152347
>most autistic post of the week award
>>29152375
>This is more autistic than anything else that goes on in this fucking board
>>29152347
I have it too, just in one nipple though.
Why do you think you have it OP?
Would you say you are high test or low test? Porn addict or abstainer?
Guys there is this INSANELY attractive chick that sits behind me in one of my classes on college, she seems single and is pretty quiet except for a close group of other female friends (not in a lesbian way) and i am working up the courage introduce myself, i am not terribly ugly but i am very shy. I really like her, and i really want to get to know her, i don't care if she will be my gf or not i will be so happy if i can just be her friend. Help me guys, any motivation you can give me i will be very thankful
>>29152304
>I really like her
how do you know? you haven't even spoken yet.
You like the way she looks, thats all you know.
>>29152304
Just imagine, that youll sit next saturday night on the same place, posting about your cowardly life, because you didnt introduced yourself to her.
Do it for us, Anon. Do it for us.
>>29152372
this tbqh famalamadingdong, and the pretty ones are usually the worst. Never go for stacey's.
Why can't real life be like my Chinese cartoons /r9k/?
>>29152232
Love Hina and Harem anime are usually shit . All of the girls are crazy violent and the MC is a beta that constantly gets bullied for no good reason.
Because God wasn't Japanese, unfortunately.
>>29152459
Agreed. I read some mangos myself, but I don't see the appeal of harem moe shit.
Good Ending was good. So was Sundome. Ichigo 100 wasn't bad. Aside from those, they are all garbage.
In my oh-so-humble oppinion.
Why don't some of your turn to Christiantiy? A lot of you are depressed man children and sit here complaining about it all day but don't do anything to fix it. God will help you.
This thread isn't a prompt to a "le reddit religion debate" it's simply a question.
I would rather be sad but truthful to myself as opposed to being happy but delusional.
>>29152228
god doexn't exist
>>29152228
Already tried for like a year. Was a news years resolution. It ended with men getting into tens of thousands of debt and no way to pay it back. as well as no gf. Thanks.
>Playing vidya on PS2
>Doing extremely good, making lots of progress
>Suddenly, everything gets extremely hard
>Enemy holds me down, beats the shit out of me and doesn't even give me a chance to fight back or reorient myself
>Get extremely pissed, go into blind rage, throwing things, etc
>Rage quit and delete game
Wish I could stop rage-quitting like this, tbqh
>>29152201
What vidya game was it, OP?
>>29152247Dynasty Warriors 4: Empires
>>29152201
Maybe you should stop being a casual.
>want desperately to be a father
>last GF was 3 years ago
>am short (estimately 5'6")
>don't want to pass it on to my child in case it's a boy (girls don't suffer from height insecurity)
What the fuck do I do? I'm only 18 and I really would love to have a kid. Of course I'm not stupid enough to have a kid before I can provide for my potential son or daughter.
Is my dream ruined by my genetics and lack of social skills?
>>29152166
You need a girl who is at least 6'0 for your height genes to balance out.
>>29152166
>Is my dream ruined by my genetics and lack of social skills?
Yep, pretty much. Any girl that mothers your children was clearly forced to settle for you, so your children will inevitably be low quality.
>>29152181
Fuck that. I'm not going through the shame of have a taller GF.
Genes don't 'balance out' anyway. It's usually one or the other.
Maybe I could try and get a GF in the future, fuck her and pray I have a daughter.
Those two days of freedom are right around the corner, wagecuck.
Tfw used to work 6 days a week 10 hours a day in a garage but now I'm living the dream just under full time with monday and Tuesday off for half of what I was making.
Compromise has never felt so good.
>>29152151
Thispair of days is getting closer and closer, albeit slowly.
I'm crying into my handcrafted scotch and bidding on the world's smallest violin on eBay, anon.
You wake up in Thailand in a barbershop in Thailand and see this woman escorting to you a chair. What do you do next?
>>29152133
>woman
>Thailand
Good one m8
Why do SE asians look like literal niggers.
>At last, I have become The Hangover: Part IV
Post your teeth anons. Others get to rate them.
>had perfect aligned teeth
>started Judo
>really bad throw happens and my face is smashed on floor
>don't have money to get it repaired
>>29152203
To be honest, they look fine to me.
>>29152343
Thank you anon.
Though if I had a better angle and a clearer picture it would show that the right front tooth is way too far forward
Stick it in, baby
I know you want to
>>29151986
I actually want to lick it first, dumb Stacytrap
Chubby butts are the best, so sick of skinny sluts
>>29151986
Wow!
I've got to say. That is the clearest stripe I've ever seen in a porn.
Guys should view the picture just for the spectacle.
Are you messy robots, or are you a neet person (no pun intended)?
>>29151985
Thispost is brought to you by a neat NEET.
Neat, spacious and functional.
I try not to leave gimmicky things around the house. I hate clutter. I also dislike rugs. I try not to fill every square food of my house with furniture like some people do. You shouldn't have to squeeze through anything in a home.
>>29151985
Nice autism colors
Have you ever cucked anyone?
Has anyone ever cucked you?
How much did you enjoy it?
How much did you suffer?
>>29151976
i had the opportunity to but decided not to based on the stain it would leave on my self perception, incredibly tarnished as it already is
at times i wish i had beat that pussy up because believe me i would have, but the mere concept of participating in adultery is abhorrent.
a man only has his honor in this world.
>>29152098
I can tell from the way you type that you've never seen a vagina in real life
>>29151976
Guess I cucked one of my ex's, if a man can do such a thing to a woman.
I posted this yesterday, but should I contact my oneitis? If so what do I say? Pic related shows last contact from early april, is there a chance?
>>29151926
Are you me? This is all I get when I try to have a real conversation with a friend or try to be a normie and pretend to give a shit.
>>29151926
no, that ship was never even at port, cap'n.
time to set sail on a new voyage
bumperoni macaroni
>accidently forgot lube in bathroom
>mom just knocked on door, holding the bottle and asked me if its mine
>oh yeah it is
>oh
my life is falling apart
>>29151876
she wants to lube her up brah
>>29151876
For a fleshlight or was it for a fake benis
>>29151876
>your mom has your lube
Cant you take a hint she wants some of your dick anon.
>guy roommate openly masturbates to porn
>ask him why he doesn't close his bedroom door when he does it
>says he was like this with his sister and doesn't care since we're all adults
>>29151841
good
male sexuality needs to stop being so demonized, none of his jizz got on you so stop being an ass
>>29151841
what's the deal, you don't like cocks? like you haven't sucked one before
>>29151882
Jacking off in plain view of your roommate borders on homosexuality, though.