Hello, I'm an [s4s] user from next door.
I would kindly like to ask that you keep volume levels to a minimum.
[s4s] is family friendly board and you have frightened many visitors with your shouts of misogyny and self-pity.
Also please keep your frogs off our lawn.
>>29157101
Sorry dude, we will try to keep it down. I'd invite you guys to join us but unfortunately we are all drinking our sadness away and are shutins. But again, we will all be passed out soon, save for the more jaded ones. Sorry again about the noise.
>>29157101
Sorry about that bury pink. I'll keep my volume down.
>>29157101
Congratulations, shithawk
you just made my SHITLIST. You're in for a world of hurt, kiddo.
I'm going to order a pizza. What should I get on it, guys? I don't like too many veggies.
cum and oregano.
>>29157117
That doesn't sound very tasty
>>29157124
Okay, hold the oregano.
I've decided to stop worrying about getting a gf a while ago. It was never going to happen anyway, but now that I admitted defeat to myself, I feel much better. I can finally enjoy my own life, not worrying about judgement and rejection.
However, I still feel a little attraction to women. I get stuck fantasizing about things I don't need and can't get. It's hurting me. Can I somehow train myself to be asexual?
>>29157019
Yes, become a cuck. You've already accepted you're never getting laid yet you're still attracted to women. The next step is to watch a girl you like get fucked by someone else. You will experience sexual gratification without having to have sex. I became a cuck and I am 100% happy about it. I was never going to have sex anyway. Cuckoldry is truly the fetish of the intellectual.
>>29157019
In some areas if you commit a rape you get chemical castration. Maybe that's something you could work with.
>>29157019
Maybe, I'm sure it's possible. There are probably guides out there for celibate people or whatever. Maybe do stuff to reduce your testosterone, and thus your sex drive.
I made myself bisexual, so I think you could probably manage the same in the opposite direction.
Thoughtful Chatbot:
www.chatwithibot.com
>>29157016
I'll stick to the gnu emacs psychotherapist
hehehehe this thing does math but dont tell it to divide by zero...
The chatbot asked me to go on a date and then immediately asked for money. I should've got a screencap.
2nd night of insomnia in a row. I have a history with insomnia. Currently taking a break from ambien because like an idiot after I stopped needing them and was able to sleep on my own I decided to start taking them recreationally because I really enjoy the dreamlike trip it provides especially with cannabis and now that I'm taking a break from it I am unable to sleep on my own again.
So I bought pic related and was wondering if anyone has any experience with it? Does it work well?
>>29156994
havent really gaged the dosage on zzzquil that works for me because i only bought it once (big rip off) you can just buy generic benadryl from the 99 cent store for 1/8 of the price. 75mg of benadryl plus a few dabs knocks me the fuck out, if that doesnt really work i take an additional 10-15mg of melatonin. dont want to dose up on benadryl because it gives me really bad cotton mouth and makes me wake up groggy as fuck. i also have insomnia famalam.
>>29157060
BTW benadryl (diphenhydramine) is the same shit as zzzquil if you didnt know.
>>29156994
It kind of worked for me. I'd drink it 30mins-1hr before i was going to sleep. Id be on my phone or be watching tv and then as soon as my eyes started closing on me, id stop doing whatever and close my eyes and fall asleep.
http://metro.co.uk/2016/06/07/garlic-bread-has-picked-a-fight-with-the-trans-community-and-people-are-confused-5929670/
>just found this and had a hardy kek
>thought i would share it
thanks for the funny thing
>>29156860
Who is in that pic OP. Is that a tranny?
screencap all clickbait, idiot.
outrage culture exists because it's profitable, do not let them sell ads to facilitate the liberal narrative.
Should I just be an asshole? It just occured to me that I wouldn't have social anxiety if I was just an asshole and told people how I honestly felt and to fuck off when I met them or if they tried making small talk with me. And it would probably get me more pussy than being "nice" has, absolutely zero.
It seems so much easier to just be an asshole than spend all this time trying to fit in and improve my social skills and anxiety.
>>29156855
best walking dead character. did they bring him back?
>>29156855
I pretend to be a asshole and I've had sex multiple times.
I still cry myself to sleep
>>29156855
I get called an asshole a lot and just generally seem like one. I have very liberal ideas about peace and saving the homeless, and I always thought I was a good guy with a good heart but, maybe in reality I'm actually an asshole and that's a good thing.
Who /mentalwreck/ here?
Me
>Chronic depression
>Insomnia
>Death wish
Im stuck between wanting to die but not wanting to commit suicide
i refuse to go to a psychiatrist or therapist or whatever because i don't want them putting me on happy pills. Is it fucked if I say I have shit like MDD and Borderline Personality Disorder and AvPD if i have all the signs and symptoms of them? Just wondering because recently I've been thinking I shouldnt use those as an excuse for my shortcomings if I don't have an actual diagnosis
managers and co workers compliment how im a great worker and I always work smart and organized.
my life is in fucking shambles at home.
>>29156981
yea your a faggot for self diagnosing. See an actual doctor before saying you have an illness.
Protip: If you actually had one, you'd want to see a doctor/get help.
Anybody here listen to Drill music or are you all pussies?
https://youtu.be/sxjLNJcmBzM
Montana 300
>>29156728
You listen to pussy brokeboi trappers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20Oww4VCWOc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFxEfQF9nV0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfjkMDPhchM
>>29156728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PD7jOhEtZA
I finally did it /robots/! I got a gf at the ripe age of 27 and it got me wondering: is the roastie meme real? Do girls vaginas explode out after too much sex with too many people? Please provide evidence beyond "reee muh feels! Stupid degenerate women!"
My gf says she hasnt had sex before but this board has brainwashed me
it's a damn meme. it's genetic more than anything, girls can be 'born' with roasties and still be virgins, while can pornstars have innies.
>inb4 labiaplasty
it's an expensive and invasive procedure that I'm sure most people either don't know about or can't afford
>>29156721
No its pure genetics.
>>29156721
why don't you look at her vagina you dumb fagot
Who here /devilish/?
>make anonymous call to the police that a man dressed in my clothes is walking around selling drugs
>fill my pockets with hundreds of little bags of flour
>walk around for a while
>normie cops show up
>arrest me, detain me whilst they examine the flour
>have to stay there for hours because they have to examine every single bag
>they...
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>lifelong democrat
>switch registration to republican to vote for trump
truly devilish
>>29156805
10/10 anon
Origi
>>29156805
this is me though senpai2bqqhqhq
>mfw i don't get to feel the bern so i have to vote trump
h-h-hey
>>29156532
HAHAHA, you're thread a shit.
>>29156626
>You are thread a shit
>How do I English?
>>29156694
lmao stay dumb newfaggot
Who else /nogf/ because of high standards? I'm no Chad, but unless I get a girlfriend like pic related, I'd rather just jerk off to 2D girls.
>>29156524
Yep I got strict standards too. I want:
>No tattoos/body piercings
>Not a single mother
>Not fat
>No history of clubbing/partying
>Not vegan/vegetarian
>Not a sjw/feminist
Somehow I get girls flirting with me that match the exact opposite of what I want.
>>29156524
Elbow too pointy
1/10
Would not bang
>Bonus content: autocorrect suggested "elbow too jointly" instead of "elbow too pointly" which was my original typo. I had a barely-audible nostril kek.
>>29156587
I don't understand the no 'vegetarian/vegan' one. Why is that bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4anUYfgxyf4
Bridges I've been dreaming are going down
They're changing my future
Visions I had buried underground
Return as our futures
Well the nightmares I've been having have arrived
They're changing my future
Signs of my creation at my door
How could you do this to her?
What songs make those scars of yours itch? Share them here.
>>29156486
Hey OP this song always makes me cry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyI0uLrYbqc
>>29156486
This one maybe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7maJOI3QMu0
>>29156820
Thanks for sharing, It's got a bit of a hopeful quality, in hopes to romance this girl he is fixated on. The female vocalist coming in makes it appear that this wish has come true. That even through the conflicts they will have music together. But the chorus contradicts this as he goes on about his regret "if only I could right my wrongs", wanting a girl to love you enough to stand out in the rain for you.
>>29156922
Nice instrumental....
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>turn on computer
>open up CSGO
>get rekt in casul
>quit
>open r9k
>see same threads like i do everyday
>close tab
>go to youtube
>watch some cancer (Filthy Frank, h3h3, Pyro) because nothing else will fill that void
>run out of videos
>stare...
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I connected my xbox 360 to the internet for the first time in about ~5 years and they gave me a free month of gold.
I played MW2 and some swat on halo reach it was pretty fun.
Practiced my ollies. Still not getting it yet.
Learned to roll my r's and learned some Spanish.
>>29156392
>get rekt in casul
why don't you just play comp or faceit? casual is hardly enjoyable imo