Is this good advice?
Yes
Jefferson was a retard
Any fellow Hamilton bros here?
Why is m00t there
>>29158596
The creator most likely just picked recognizable people from his recently downloaded list.
>tfw falling in love with the girl who delivers my cannabis
she's always so nice and friendly and she's cute with nice boobs. but if I fuck things up by asking her out and getting denied that will mean I can't use this delivery service anymore which I would hate because they have a buy 2 grams of wax get 1 free option and getting 1 gram of wax for free is a great fucking deal and their stuff is awesome
should I just suffer in autistic silence?
>>29158477
"Hey, I kinda like you, would you like to go out some time for a drink maybe?"
If no
"That's cool, thanks for the merch, cya next time." smile
If yes
"Sounds great!" <work out a time and place>
>>29158477
Just ask her if she wants to smoke with you sometime, If she says no, its no big deal and you can still use the service. If yes, Then you can smoke together and see where it goes
>>29158477
This
>>29158516
Or ask her if she wants to chill and smoke with you
If she says she has to make deliveries, say something like
"Cool, if you need a joint when you're finished my door is open."
Then attempt to smile in non serial killer fashion
>mom smelled the cum tissues
first XDDD
Good lord is that a son and dad cosplaying as faggot betas at some convention? Or is that just their everyday attire?
It's kind of sad when your father is into the beta memes and lifestyle, I mean if anything it probably makes his son feel better about himself since he is the size of a house and has the face of a potato. Obviously his dad got laid so, of course his dad isn't the size of a blimp, the son however got some bad genetics.
>mommy stopped giving me handies
>Daddy, what does "fuck me hard with that big nigger dick" mean?
>Mommy says it a lot when her friend Tyrone comes over and they have special adult time on the couch
>Daddy, wh-y, why a-are you c-crying?
>Crying
>Implying I wouldn't start fapping after I get my daughter out of the room
Black cocks are superior
>>29158405
>>29158493
gg jews
>>29158493
THIS DESU originaltoei
Would you let your daughter get her nipples pierced?
If not then why not? It's very unlikely that she'd regret it, and even on the off chance she did she could just take them out. It's not a permanent thing like tattoos are.
>>29158361
no and if she did id beat the shit out of her and send her to homeschool from now on because obviously these druggie girls at public school have affected her negatively
>>29158406
Why would you react so negatively? What's wrong with getting your nipple pierced?
>your daughter
REEEEEE3EEEEEE
To all of the white bots, whats stopping you from dating or marrying a black girl? Besides the whole "they are ghetto and they are ugly" meme, which isnt very accurate considering there are a lot of decent/pretty black girls. Whats stopping you?
>>29158350
If she didn't have any family, I'd be down, but there's no way in hell I'd be "le awkward white boi xD" around her parents/siblings/whatever.
>>29158396
Truw i can see it being awkward
>>29158350
>they are ghetto and they are ugly
You answered your own question. We already had a good discussion on the topic earlier. Black women just can't compete they are hideous, angry, loud, cruel pieces of shit.
Don't try to say black women are pretty unless black women are heavily mixed they look like hot garbage.
White goddesses are superior in every conceivable way.
The fuck happened to my life /r9k/
>Have close group of around 5 friends
>All is great, live with friends for while at uni, all nerds, all enjoying life, golden fucking times.
>Especially my MTGbro, skinny little dude I had been friends with since we both got held back a year due to health reasons
>One by one friends all start getting in to tumblr one after each other
>Shrug it off, I don't really understand the point of blogs, keep playing MTG with skinnybro and doing uni work.
>A couple of friends decide they identify as trans
>Cool I guess, you do you
>One by one the other 3 each apparently realise over the next 2-3 months they are all trans too, some FtM some MtF
>Cool, what are the odds huh
>Friends start to make jokes about how "cis" people are trash
>Or how men should all be chemically castrated because they commit most rape or some shit
>Begin to feel uncomfortable
>Write it off as them making jokes to come to terms with gender shit??
>Never get urge to be trans because am not trans
>Friends ask why I never "explore my gender"
>Tell them I did, immediately realised its correct
>They say okay, sort of start talking to me less
>Still invited to stuff, we all live in the same house at the time
>Kind of feel like they stop treating me like a person, loudly discuss how cis people need to die
>Tell them this makes me kinda sad and uncomfortable
>They say deal with it "you have cis white male privilege"
>??????
>Ask why they are making our individual interpersonal problems about gender politics? Like we don't know each other and aren't friends or something?
>They continue to adopt terrifying views, seemingly coming from tumblr over the course of most of a year
>Pass out at a party one time
>Wake up to them trying to do makeup on me
>Freak out, no likey
>They all call me a transphobe
>Say I just don't like people messing with me in my sleep
>Friendships slowly peter out
>I miss my friends, especially skinnybro
>What happened to them? Where did they go?
Wtf happen
Non ant sized version of initial pic because I know that pisses some people off
This didn't happen. Original
>>29158419
It did bro
I fucking wish it didn't
>2xbw deadlift
>tfw gyno
>tfw abusing lighting and still look like shit
>tfw still DYEL
How are your lifts doing, anon?
>>29158196
you're in the wrong board.
this is /r9k/, home of feels and depression.
you're looking for feels and aesthetics, better known as /fit/.
it's over there -->
>>29158243
I know, but a lot of /fit/izens post here.
>>29158196
you need to lower your body fat % or whatever
When a girl you like mentions she likes memes, does that make it OK for you to talk about memes to her ?
no way. she will think bad luck brian is a dank meme then you will reveal your power level
No you idiot.
What don't understand about never revealing your powerlevel?
Anyone mentioning videogames does not warrant you sperging, the same goes for memes
Start out with dat boi and caveman spongebob, then try to figure out where to take it from there.
How often should one jerk off to be healthy?
Once a day? Once a week?
>>29158138
4 times a week should keep you from blue balls but also not give you ED
>>29158138
once a month
You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
id say at least twice a week.
Is a porn membership worth it?
What sites would it be best for?
just us pron.tv it has everything
>>29158257
use*
>>29158124
I tried to buy a membership to Art of Blowjob because it's that good, but my debit card keeps blocking it because it's an international purchase.
>tfw no diyaryo reading, tubig drinking, salamin shattering, kawal honoring, eleksyon voting, kape brewing, mukha cleaning, daliri fracturing, kuko biting, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding,...
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>>29158058
>tfw no tree climbing, banana eating, shit flinging, noise making, branch swinging, subhuman monkey gf
i dunno man it's a pretty good feel
I gotta say man, your devotion to this whole thing is impressive. Also the girl in that picture is wicked cute
>>29158058
You're a crazy person OP, but I'm still okay with you
l accidentally texted my mom mlp porn.. she already thinks lm fucked up in the head.. is it finally time to be an hero?
>>29158049
Post screenshots and I'll diagnose the damage, OP
>>29158049
If she know you're fucked in the head, there really isn't much for you to lose, is there?
As it stands...meh b8. 2/10. Low energy.
>6'1"
>Gf just left me for a manlet, he's like 5'6
>At least I'll always be tallit fucking hurts though
Make sure to meet up in public and look down at him in the eyes while he's next to her. Gotta force him into a situation where he either has to shoot a clever quip at you or fight you and get his ass kicked. Either way it'll be funny.
Unless you're unable to fight him, then you'll get fucked up and ensure that he gets pussy tonight.
height doesn't matter to a lot of women
I'm 5'2" (and an adult) and do completely fine
>>29158000
>t. falseflagging manlet
instagram.com/trailer_park_trash
photo dumping
>>29157949
lmao you got cucked didnt you
>>29157972
tits are decent but shes like half nog or something dude, you dodged a bullet
>>29157949
>>>/b/
>>>/soc/
get fucked normie
you deserved to get cheated on