I just got caught jacking it by my mom, I thought after all these years I perfected stealth masturbation but alas... I'm still shaking but I have to soldier through this
>>29163175Mate, she probably knew the whole time. They always know.
It's kind of on her to "talk to you about it." If she does that, my advice is to just be honest (unless you're into CP, in which case you're on your own buddy).
If she doesn't want to go there then, yea, just put it out of your mind and carry on. It's gonna be major league awkward for a little while, but you'll live.
>>29163180
I saw it in her eyes man... This time it's different...
>>29163204
the asmr vid on the background is more difficult to explain than the porn
Niggers or Faggots?
https://www.strawpoll.me/10437290
I hate you the most op
>>29163116
what if what I really hate is niggerfaggots?
Niggers
>do crime
>aren't attractive
>make me feel bad about my peepee size
>perpetuate toxic, racially divisive garbage like BLM and affirmative action
Faggots
>talk funny sometimes
>diminish the pool of men girls could be fucking other than myself
>fuck each other in the butt when no one is watching
Niggers, hands down. Besides,...
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>He fell for the video game meme
>thinking video games will help him 'escape' from his miserable life
I would post on /v/ but the mods are cock rider that love it up their ass all night and day and during sleep.
Video games are dead. Anyone playing video games is a fucking idiot. Throwing away 40$-60$ just o have 4-10 hours of 'fun' gameplay.
Stop playing bad video games, fool.
>>29163114
Name 1 bad video games. Fuckface.
>>29163125
You're favorite video game.
Woman
>passive, weak, inferiority complex
>value determined at birth via fertility, goes stale after 25 like a christmas cake
>not even really respected by other women
>best you can be in life is a competent bun-oven
>guys who pretend to revere women for being good mothers are actually just being polite, a good mother isn't as valuable as a great man
Man
>you start off...
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Being a guy is pretty cool in the fact that you're (usually, or often) naturally more assertive and competitive, outgoing, smarter, more creative, but in all honesty it's also really hard, and it kind of completely sucks.
Being alone and having nobody care about you isn't really all that cool senpai.
>>29163081
I came to the recent revelation that the lame people around me are actually holding me back from being a greater man. Women who don't fuck you and shitty weak friends being all over you is actually worse than being on your own.
>>29163042
Men have are "better" because they have greater potential to do great things but also to fuck up big time.
I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR OCEAN FACTS WINDOWS 10
Remember goyim: it's your fault the natural systems are being destroyed. Remember to vote for less rights on this coming Freedom Day!
>>29163055
>thinks he cares about liberty
>supports nationalism and the destruction of his future through the destruction of his environment
the retard is you
>>29163011
>Windows 10
enjoy your cuck os
What's /r9k/'s favorite show?
>pic related
>>29162972
>cops
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>>29162972
>Always sunny in philadelphia
I love that show.
>>29162972
Not sure, either Always Sunny, Seinfield or Malcolm
Who /onesie/ here? I bought mine a month ago and I almost always wear it to sleep. It's too cozy to pass up.
>I have the same one in the pic
>>29162926
>No good wolf ones(ies)
I want a lain one.
I'd never wear it outside of roleplaying though because it's too fucking hot for that shit.
>>29162926
This is the clothing of retards and Hawaii wannabe ATTENTIONWHORES.
This question is only for FKHVs (friendless, handholdless, kissless virgins).
Would you sext back just to spice up your life? Or ignore it?
>>29162905
Have flashbacks of being abused and start gagging/crying
No one would sext me
I would ignore it.
It's probably some normie who got my number and j-just a prank bro.
>tfw you have an std
yeah your dick looks broke
what happen
>>29162888
Stop sucking sucks, op
Is your knob always that dry and fucked up, or is that part of your willy illness
We all like to think that we like being alone and doing our own thing, and for the most part that is true, we feel uncomfortable around others. What do you think the consequences are for this?
I am 28 and I've slowly drifted away, can't really relate to anybody, I don't have anything to say to anyone, I just exist. This isn't supposed to be how life is and I am not just saying that as a western white male, there's not a single society in the world that lives the way we do.
Better alone than stuck with idiots.
I'm 31 and feeling this as well. I posit that it is an unforeseen side effect of the information age. As computers and tech become more sophisticated, basic needs more easily met but far less so are the social needs, a sense of community has been replaced by the anonymous stranger or Facebook Friends in place of something more substantial. All manner of goods and services readily available to order on the Internet, so there's no reason to go out or actually talk to people anymore.
>>29163157
Pretty comfy desu
Comfy bl0xxx
I thought I had a friend.
>log on to battle net
>see friend playing overwatch
>boot it up
>request to join group
>nothing
>just join game instead
>end up on enemy team
>SLAUGHTER him and his premade
>ask him if I can get an invite now
>they all gang up on...
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They are assholes, make some actual friends. Friends are people who help each other feel good. If they dont make you feel good, they are not your friends.
>>29162845
Never speak to him again. If you do you're a pussy
>>29162845
keep joining his games and fuck his shit up senpai
There is one very specific thing that Elliot Rodger and Chris Mercer have in common
They were both born in England, and moved to the US as a child
Why does moving to the US turn people into mass murderers?
>>29162830
I'd be pretty pissed off and spiteful too if I abandoned my fellow countrymen to fall victim to rapefugees and liberal cucks to live in the number 1 country on earth
>>29162830
>foreiners can't handle supirror american culture, so they go crazy
the problem is them, not america
idiot.
US is where all the space age mind control and hypnosis facilities are.
>tfw you have no friends
it's not a feeling anymore I don't know what a friend is
ayyyy lmao nice scoliosis tay tay
she's gonna be a proper hunchback when she gets old
>>29162819
I have literally zero friends. Nobody asks me how my day was. Every so often it hits me just how abnormal this is. Today it hit while reading a web site for recipes. I saw two people just talking like friends in the comments and realized I don't even have someone to talk to casually on the internet. I post here, but that's not personal. Nobody here cares about me individually. I'm just a loser.
Why do i fall in love with every girl that shows the slightest amount of affection?
>>29162813
Because you have a heart filled with love and just want to share it with the world.
>>29162863
I wish i could, but i don't know how.
>>29162813
because you don't love yourself
you don't respect yourself enough to choose girls and you get hooked by even the slightest hint of love that could fill the hole inside.
when you get them, you'll realize you don't actually like them. which is so much worse than not chasing them
I know that most of you will reject this idea, but we wanted to create a safe space for everyone. We are a small community hoping to grow, providing robots with a place to play games, chat with eachother.
This is a judgment free zone, feel free to sperg out and ree as much as you like.
https://discord.gg/013mZTrHzVTtfadlf
Maybe you can segregate tripfags to this cancer
we need you guys, we're not nearly autistic enough
yeah guys come keep us company through the night if u up