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>>29164115
"I fucking hate normies." the man thought to himself as he watched a laughing couple sit on the bench across him.
He pulled out his damp sock and inhaled deeply and smiled to himself, knowing what was going to happen next.
The man preceded to furiously masturbate to the trap hentai he has on his phone for some fucking retarded reason
Is cos play an innocent hobby?
Im not that big on anime & vidya
But i can't help but think maybe there is some kinda underground to the sport?
Im sure normies don't do all this just for fun r-right guys?
Someone is going to fuck these girls aftsr the show 90% sure of it
Pic related imagin being around her in a position of power and not fucking her after
>>29164099
you should take this to /cgl, thay love to talk shit about eachother and you'll find out some dirty stuff.
Pretty original, desu.
they are gettin fucked in those cosplays almost indefinitely. that is the main reason they do it. even if they are doing it for the cash they all have a chad who wants to fuck them in cosplay at the end of the day. a select few just take their paycheck and throw the cosplay in the closet and get fucked by chad in normal attire though, but this is the minority.
Now before I seem like sonic the EDGE-hog, here's the tale of dread of how the mouses get dead:
> Have serious mouse problem in room from being disgusting neckbeard (well, I need to gain some weight but I have a fedora and doritos)
> Have four mouse traps constantly loaded with 4 month old peanut butter
> Catch mice all the time
> Put them in pill bottles full of isopropyl alcohol
> Display bottles...
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Your house must be really shit
for it to have an affect you need to pin those little fuckers to wall lad no good in your bottles
>>29164111
Eh, it's actually pretty nice. Just out in the country and mouses come in every spring. It's not helping that I have bags of doritos, jars of peanut butter, and old cans of oil from canned oysters laying around.
Can we have a Poo Poo Pee Pee thread?
How original can a bump get?
Robot bloxx bumperino
poopoopeepeeroboto
Did you go to school with blacks?
Went to a school that was 5% black. Everyone was chill and a couple of my best friends were black. Race was never an issue.
Moved to a 50% black town after high school... saw incredible acts of violence and general shittiness. It was basically segregated despite all the "diversity". Now I'm a racist by the standards of most people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHrX0RBW_3I
>>29164114
Why do their faces look like they were smashed with shovels?
>>29164239
because they probably were
Im looking for a crew.
Back story:
>22 years old
>trust fund baby
>dont wanna live in society anymore
>want to live in a cabin out in the woods
>from scandinavia
Im looking for 2-3 persons who will join me and start a "homestead". First i just want to know if there is any interest.
What i offer:
>your own room ~8-10m2
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>>29164006
What nationality are you?
>>29164006
lol if you think maintaining crops and/or livestock is 3-4 hours a day work
Respond, lad
>5th day of no fap
>fell asleep
>furiously fuck mommy in the dream while ahe begs for more
>cum and try to fuck her again
>wake up from a phone call
Not fapping really is fun if you are on purpose trying to avoid it and grow those horny levels for a magical fap.
Last time I tried nofap because I fell for the meme, I ended up doing some really kinky shit that I regret every day. Dont fall for the meme, you'll regret it dearly.
>>29164130
i am currently on those levels, and i will make some fucked up shit today. give me tips. some good tips.
I hate the constant erections. I started fapping everyday in high school because how slutty the girls dressed kept triggering me.
> be me virgin
> have women actually tell me I look good
> have this weird OCD-ish shit going on which says I can only lose my virginity to another virgin, otherwise it's "unfair" towards me or some shit
> actually dismiss some decent looking women solely because I know they're not virgins
> keep doing this since I was 17 (am 20 now)
> yesterday I went out clubbing with...
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OP here, maybe OCD is the wrong way to put it. I mean more like a form of angst against the fact that women lose their virginity earlier than men, and with virtually no effort.
Losing my virginity to a non-virgin would mean that I lost my struggle against myself, and give in to my own morals.
I don't feel that way now, though. I thought I would get pissed in the morning, but I'm actually very fine with it.
I've gotten it off my chest. If anyone else here thinks like I used to do, I recommend you to just give in.
>>29163989
>>29164102
I'm sorry mate, I can't relate. I had a ton of issues, mostly with my own insecurity, which kept me from losing my virginity. Whether or not a girl was virgin was never an issue for me.
>>29164152
>I'm sorry mate, I can't relate. I had a ton of issues, mostly with my own insecurity, which kept me from losing my virginity. Whether or not a girl was virgin was never an issue for me.
I'm not really insecure, so that might be why. I had the chance several times to have sex, I just dismissed women. If I were to only get the chance once a year or so, I doubt I would care if the girl's a virgin either.
>people unironically like Japanese cartoons
>>29163969
Why hate? Sure current stuff is mostly moe but old anime is classic.origami
And why do you have a problem with it?
>unironically using dead memes
>tfw no bandwagon bf
>tfw no tupperware lunchbox bf
>>29163940
Thanks, Doc.
I jumped there long ago.
>tfw no leader gf
6. At the same time we must intensively patronize trade and industry, but, first and foremost, speculation, the part played by which is to provide a counterpoise to industry: the absence of speculative industry will multiply capital in private hands and will serve to restore agriculture by freeing the land from indebtedness to the land banks. What we want is that industry should drain off from the land both labor and capital and by means of speculation transfer into our hands all the money of the world, and thereby throw all the GOYIM into the ranks of the proletariat. Then...
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7. To complete the ruin of the industry of the GOYIM we shall bring to the assistance of speculation the luxury which we have developed among the GOYIM, that greedy demand for luxury which is swallowing up everything. WE SHALL RAISE THE RATE OF WAGES WHICH, HOWEVER, WILL NOT BRING ANY ADVANTAGE TO THE WORKERS, FOR, AT THE SAME TIME, WE SHALL PRODUCE A RISE IN PRICES OF THE FIRST NECESSARIES OF LIFE, ALLEGING THAT IT ARISES FROM THE DECLINE OF AGRICULTURE AND CATTLE-***: WE SHALL FURTHER UNDERMINE ARTFULLY AND DEEPLY SOURCES OF PRODUCTION, BY ACCUSTOMING THE WORKERS TO ANARCHY...
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To complete the ruin of the industry of the GOYIM we shall bring to the assistance of speculation the luxury which we have developed among the GOYIM, that greedy demand for luxury which is swallowing up everything. WE SHALL RAISE THE RATE OF WAGES WHICH, HOWEVER, WILL NOT BRING ANY ADVANTAGE TO THE WORKERS, FOR, AT THE SAME TIME, WE SHALL PRODUCE A RISE IN PRICES OF THE FIRST NECESSARIES OF LIFE, ALLEGING THAT IT ARISES FROM THE DECLINE OF AGRICULTURE AND CATTLE-BREEDING: WE SHALL FURTHER UNDERMINE ARTFULLY AND DEEPLY SOURCES OF PRODUCTION, BY ACCUSTOMING THE WORKERS TO ANARCHY...
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In order to distract people who may be too troublesome from discussions of questions of the political we are now putting forward what we allege to be new questions of the political, namely, questions of industry. In this sphere let them discuss themselves silly! The masses are agreed to remain inactive, to take a rest from what they suppose to be political (which we trained them to in order to use them as a means of combating the GOY governments) only on condition of being found new employments, in which we are prescribing them something that looks like the same political object....
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>tfw your mum looks younger then your sister
how is this possible
>>29163838
Is that your mom on the right then?
Left is better looking but is clearly younger.Your sisters (right) horrible ruined hair is the main problem.
>>29163869
Autist spotted.
Holy shit, how on Earth are you this fucking distant from basic human traits?
Op, I can be your new father if you want.
I could teach you how to play baseball if you want.Just don't disturbe your mother and me after 10 pm. We'll be busy
>dream about geting a blowjob from my mother in the gradeschool toilet
this is the end
>>29163831
Goddamed shit. Get some help, you degenerate fag.
>>29164033
not my fault that i dreamed about it faggot
>>29163831
Remember that you have basically half of your brain disabled when you are dreaming Op, dreams don't mean shit
>4chan is down
>close tab
>open up 4chan
>close tab
>open up 4chan
>>29163812
>tfw /r9k/ is the only thing you want from your internet provider
For a second I was about to an hero
>Argue with someone here on /r9k/
>Go all out and take no prisoners
>mfw I got the last reply before 4chan did it's regular blackout thing
>4chan goes down
>continue reading archived threads
no losses here
>You open the door and outside stands two Gestapo agents. They tell you that you've missed your annual interrogation session and that they will bring you there by force. This is nothing out of the ordinary in the Third Reich and is done to find information on potential subhumans within society.
Do you go there willingly or try running away?
>Either way you end up at the police station. You walk through the door and there sits an officer who is looking through your files. He has a smile on his face and tells...
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Looks like pol became useful.
Proceed to show him a glimpse of my power level.
>>29163808
I have always been loyal to the Reich. I tried enlisting in the armed forces of the Reich. I tried to join the Gestapo as well. Should the Reich need me I stand ready to help. If I can help my fatherland in these camps, I of course will. But do not send me there simply to be rid of me.
Deutschland heil!
I give up someone I suspect of harboring a jewish family and give him a well practiced heil hitler.