>had an online friend you played games with
>depressive KV robot like me
>he meets a girl in a game
>they become a couple somehow
>constantly goes on about how much happier he is and how his depression is gone
>sends me a pic of her and she's actually cute
>grow to become bitter and hate my friend
>stop talking to him completely...
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>>29170067
post steam
origanoli commento
>>29170067
welcome to the board, if you have a vagina dont tell anyone here and youll do well
>>29170256
n-no>>29170313
why would i have that
What was the robot life like before the Internet era? Considering how much it helps to avoid social interaction, it seems impossible to be a robot in the world without the Internet.
People didn't enable it like we do here and now. Real robots, the ones on wizard chan were always complete recluses, but since the NEET singularity they try to keep their little group safe from us "new NEETbucks"
>>29170024
Back in the day most robots played board games, read and collected comics, or were total shut ins. I have old shut in family members that have been day way since the 50s
>>29170024
We had these places called libraries.
If you could sabotage any famous person's career, whose would it be?
>>29169992
that fat fuck who decided run dmc / aeosmith collab, Johnny Cash covering nine inch nails and limp bizkit were good ideas.
i forget his name but fuck that guy for ruining music.
>>29169992
Kanye West, but he is doing a fine job of that on his own.
Not a real famous person, but fuck Sam Hyde.
What goes through your mind when you see this pic?
porn
porn porn porn porn porn porn porn porn porn
>>29169972
Blonde bimbo.
>>29169972
Fat
Fatfatfatfatfatfatfatfatfat
These movies are REQUIRED WATCHING if you wish to continue using /r9k/.
I only saw The Comedy, Falling Down and One Flew, but don't Nightcrawler, Mr. Nobody and Her belong there too? Even though Her was terrible.
>>29169943
havent seen any of these
>>29169988
>Even though Her was terrible
nigger what
Why do you even deserve to have a girlfriend, roach?
Who said I wanted a gf?
>>29169956
I did, roach.
>>29170062
Nice try roach, now get back to work.
>be me, KV who's never had a gf
>be out with only friend and his female friend drinking
>the girl thinks I'm a lot like her friend since she is also shy and likes a lot of the same music as me
>I drunkenly confess my desire for a gf
>girl convinces me to add and message her friend on facebook
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Come on guys please respond, am I the bad guy?
I mean...
You're kind of a bitch...
Maybe you're an asshole. The question is: how does your life change if you are in fact an asshole?
My guess is not much.
Don't sweat it bro.
Remember that as a dude, it's always going to be your fault
>>29169966
Yes, you are the bad beta guy. You'll get a lot of pussy from now on.
ITT: life improvement. Roll to see how many days you have to leave 4chan for (half of last tow digits)
>>29169743
Hell, why not? rolling.
24 Points.
I hope I will reach 0- 8 this year.
fuck yes roll
OH MY FUCKING GOD CHOME WONT DELETE THE BROWSER HISTORY ON MY SISTER'S MACBOOK !! WTF DO I DO?!?
>Browsing her Facebook to fap to her 14yo friends
>also slapping my ham to traps on /b/
>try to delete history on chrome, restart chrome, check browser history, shits still there, still logged into her Gmail, refuses to delet history
What the fuck do I do now? She's going to tell my parents I'm gay or a pervert, I'm going to get cut off and kicked...
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>>29169702
break the laptop and then kys
>>29169702
Just format the computer and tell her some bullshit about a virus
chrome hides the history in system 32 make sure to delete it
dubs and I dedicate my life to our lord and savior Jesus Christ. Anything else and I masturbate before my class this afternoon.
>>29169618
Dubs and I kill myself and anyone trying to stop me
>>29169618
>>29169680
everything went well
dubs and I leave r9k for at least a week
>>29169618
Become Jew.
If you could marry any race which one would it be and why?
>pic related
>sasha banks will never be your weaboo black gf
whatever this is
think it's hispanic or something
>>29169601
A whole race? I guess it would be white. Even though there are a lot more asians, I don't think I could fuck them all in one lifetime, and I like whites better. At a rate of three new ones a day, i could still only fuck 1000 or so a year, so numbers don't matter so yeah, white. I'd marry the white race.
Has a girl ever made you cry?
Hardmode, no broken hearts
>>29169597
Yea, I had a group of girls at school lie and say I threatened to kill one of them, they went and told a teacher who hated me who then trumped it up as having heard me say it herself, got the principal and then the police involved, getting me expelled from my middle school and forced into an alternative school full of teenage niggers who were in there for beating the shit out of each other and selling drugs on campus.
I cried a lot, and lost my only friend, and any chances of ever having a friend at school...
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>>29169597
Tears of rage cause my sister was being a cunt. That was a long time ago though and we get along well now.
mommaorigin crommentzs
Do you gents think that there are aliens who post this picture wth the caption
>average humans
and then complain that we aren't being glassed right now ?
>probably
>best real estate for many lightyears
>being wasted on retarded ass humans
>implying aliens think reblogging image macros from an anonymous pool of contributors is an intelligent means of communication
>>29169626
i just realized i'm autistic and like to shit on people's banter while wasting my time, i guess i'm fundamentally a bad person. my bad OP
the reason you're alone is because you offend everyone who's nice to you?
Try not being a sperg and insulting the girls you talk to. Everyone else doesn't already.
That's why they get laid and you collect animes
The hell are you talking about. When you offend people they generally pay *more* attention to you.
I already know this. People, especially women, often get angry at me and I have no idea what I said or did wrong. But I'm sure this is not the only problem I have with humans.
>>29169556
And you wonder why you're here
You can only kill one
>>29169523
tattoo one second from the right.
second choice would be far left
the important question here is do we get to keep the body?
the first one. you can tell she has absolutely no ass and her face is the ugliest. i feel like i'd be doing the rest of the girls a favor.