10 page handwritten paper due tomorrow that i haven't startedand i have no adderall
>>29172718
>americansgettingcucked,jpeg
>tfw 50 word paper for tomorrow afternoon
>>29172718
That's fucking nothing dude.
Just do it pussy
is there anything more pathetic than the rose fanbase?
https://desustorage.org/r9k/search/username/slylew/
>>29172700
>is there anything more pathetic
this thread
>>29172744
Learn your place you pathetic whoer lover
>>29172700
>is there anything more pathetic than the rose fanbase?
me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHEDh2l_GoU
plz just end it
How long have you been on 4chan?
Do you feel like you have been "desensitized" by 4chan?
What is the worst thing you have ever seen here?
Nope. If anything I think I've been sensitized.
I've been lurking since 2007 or 2008, only started posting regularly in maybe 2011 or 2012
>>29172671Only a little over a year. The only thing I can claim to be desensitized too is edgy ideas. I wasn't around for old /b/ so I'll never have guro tolerance from floods of gore.
I don't even know, this site has turned me from being disgusted by gore to laughing at the comically dramatic Isis beheadings
would you a succubus (male)?
I would do anything that doesn't have a fat face, is feminine and would aknowledge me
>>29172670
I wanted to be her, brown and everything. I would suck so many covered in smegma robot dicks.
i wish i was one
oregon post
> Listen. You paid me to visit you at your place tonight, but we haven't done anything but talk about this 'Chad' fellow since I got here.
> Are you going to fuck my ass and fulfil your fantasy of living a normie life or not?
>>29172580
s-sure, h-here i go!
>>29172580
no i am going to kill you
*appears behind her*
*unsheathes katana*
nothin personnel bich
Let's say that you have no family or friends and have nothing to live for. Would suicide be a viable option? I had a very bad day today. I was sitting alone (as usual, I don't have any friends) during lunch, when this person came up to me and told me to go kill myself. I feel he is right, I have nothing and nobody to live for. What do I do? I am only almost done HS and I am already starting to fear for my future. It looks very bleak.
I tried therapy, to no avail. None of the resources worked. Nobody will care if I die. What can I do to find others who care? I don't...
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>>29172543
Suicide is always viable, do what you feel is best in the given moment.
>>29172560
whats the least painful way to go out?
>>29172543
Don't suicide, not yet, you're still young.However, if your life is still the same in a few years, then do it.
What's the fastest youve ever quit or been fired from a job?
1 month in goodwill, white trash production manager set me up and put in bad reviews
>>29172531
Two weeks at a cafeteria. Dealing with niggers all day really wore me out.
One day as a maid.
I smashed a shower shelf with my ass trying to buff out grout and then quit out of shame.
6 weeks. Hired at a supermarket to stack shelves over christmas and they permanently hired some other kid over me who did a shittier job but faster
Today I stole some guy's amazon package from his front porch.It was a GTX graphics card
Finders keepers roach
Good job making the same thread twice when the other died because there was no interest.
>>29172500
>No interest
>Goes on to reply in interest
You roaches should just look at yourselves
>>29172451
Good one. But what if someone snuck a peek at you from their window? What if someone started yelling "theif, we've got a theif!"? Would you make a run for it, package in hand?
Th(is) an original post.
>>29172405
INTJ or manipulader wins
The puppet master, obviously. I com--I mean, he commands all of the roaches.
>>29172446
as someone who is terrified of roaches (the big flying ones) this would be my hell
What's the motivation for us who will never be Chad, never have a beautiful gf, and never be rich?
Seriously, what's the point of living a mediocre existence for another few decades?
Might as well end it now.
>>29172386
I'm fighting that feeling now. I've got my life back on track and then it just hits me, why am I doing this?
I'll never be rich, I'll never have a beautiful gf, nor will I have sex without paying for it. I'm stuck in my shitty town and my record makes it hard for me to do anything other than min wage work.
I feel ya bro, I'm close to ending it.
>>29172386
Defiance and hate and apathy..not my fault society made me the way I am.
>>29172386
To play video games and jerk off to porn. Do you realize how AMAZING porn and video games will be in 20 years?
Shit dude thanks to VR technology your waifu will be real and you'll be able to fuck her whenever you want.
How far do you robots go for your younger siblings?
>2012
>My sister's first day of highschool
>I walk her and give her advice
>A guy, who is a notable asshole throws a rock at her and calls her a 'scrawny virgin'
>She got mad and tried to ignore him as per usual
>He walked along with us, interrupting my advise and generally being and inbred asshole
>He is my friend's cousin so I know where he lived
>A few weeks after this I went to my friend's (let's call him Eric) house
>I visit Eric every Friday, so I decide to comet my revenge regally
>He checks gets his family's mail every Saturday at around 10:00am
>As a first wave I shit in his mailbox, around an hour after Eric goes to sleep
>The next day while his mom makes breakfast I look at his house's from the kitchen window
>I saw him grab my shit
>I don't giggle because one, I'm kinda nervous I might get caught
>And two, I mentally prepared myself not to
>Fast forward a week
>I decide to cover his mailbox in adhesive
>I think about it and assume that I'll get caught if I only do this on Saturdays, so I work out a schedule,
>I decide to do something every two to five weeks
INTJ confirmed.
>>29172383
A few weeks later
>On Monday
>I walk to their neighborhood
>I place a barbie doll on his front door and kill the flowers in their garden
>A couple more weeks pass and I put a barbie on his door and put a row of five dead fish
I worked at a pet store at the time
on his porch
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>>29172383
you sound like a good brother senpai
How do we purge the "faces of r9k" threads and send them back to soc to fish for compliments?
bIast it with piss
>>29172388
I vote we edit their pictures with them sucking bbcs and post them so they stop posting their faggoty mugs.
>>29172376
Keep reporting their threads so they get pruned.
and don't make memes of their faces, because that's exactly what they want.
How do I go outside, r9k?
I haven't left the house in months and I have no need to. But I realise that I have to in order to retain my sanity.
How do I do it?
small goals, go out your front door, go to your mailbox, around the block etc
That arc in Gantz was retarded, a little less retarded than the vampire one tho.
>>29172450
Yes but that particular scene is very relevant to this board.
Nishi = 2D Elliot rodger
Wagecucking is so unbearable I have finally decided to an hero.
There is no desperate rush so I'll probably do it Sunday.
I have $120 cash, what things can I do to make the most of my last few days?
>>29172270
Pot and alcohol. Get so cross faded and then just do it.
>>29172270
Commit some crimes : ^ ) like stealing bubble gum from walmart
>>29172270
Acid and laughing gas. Get so cross faded and then just do it.
I got news for ya blackbots but black femanons have the same issue with dating as you. You say that girls don't want you because you're not Tyrone but guys don't like me because I'm not shaniqua. Non-whites are disappointed that I'm not some big booty sexy momma who can twerk and black guys just want abuse me. I've been in on many dates where guys will say "you're kind of weird for a black girl" "your tits are small. I thought black girls had big tits" . Guys say they don't want a big booty twerkin momma, they say they'd...
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No actual black people describe themselves with degrading terms like nigress" and "non-whites". How self-centered do you have to be to put whites above all other races?
Inb4 stormweenie propoganda
People probably say you're weird for a black girl because you're self-loathing.
>>29172183
>femanons
when will you stop this nonsense