HOLY SHIT WOMEN BTFO
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/girl-with-severe-nut-allergy-died-after-kissing-boyfriend-who-had-eaten-peanut-butter-sandwich-a7073501.html
WOMEN CANNOT RECOVER FROM THIS IT'S FUCKING OVER
>>29178405
Women often say it's slutshaming to bring up that her having gangbangs every weekend will impair her ability to be a mother. But if a man criticizes women he is always a "bitter virgin".
Women will never not be sociopathic hypocrites.
>>29178405
I have a peanut allergy too, I near always have an epi pen around and all my friends know to never give me any nuts. Its not fun.
>>29178405
How does this hurt whores, you autist?
Not all stacies are allergic to chad's fratboy nutbreath.
>want to drink
>it's thursday
WEW
That has never stopped me.
>want to drink
>it's not the weekend
>fuck it, drinking alone it is
>>29178391
sound advice.... FOR A NEET.
Why does anything exist?
>>29178341
l stopped caring.
>>29178341
>Expecting to get an answer to the same question people have been asking since stumbling out of a cave
>>29178341
thats a good question anonkun.
Why are the socially rejected monkeys writing to each other on a weeaboo imageboard
What keeps you here, robots?
>>29178325
Not having any actual friends to talk to.
>>29178325
actually being able to connect with some of the robots here fampai
>>29178325
Feel fuckd up and wrong. some robots are similar. no life./ no ambition or friends or women in lives and no direction and i dont want to kill myself but i might. dont now where to go or hat to do
Femanons, how you feel when you see guys like these?
>>29178297
Hot and Bothered? Wet? Aroused? I mean what do you want op. These are really hot guys. Of course women are going to be aroused by them. You might as will post a pic of an attractive woman and ask how Male-Anons would feel.
On a side note as a guy this pick fills me with the deepest sense of rage and envy. These guys live life on easy mode. They probably sleep with more women in one week than I will in my entire life.
>29178634
I wise man once said: "git gud" if you can't handel being a beta then stop being a beta. Lift get /fit/ make the moves. You do nothing other than hurt yourself complaining about it
>>29178297
They look like potential rapists to me.
How are some people comfortable with posting really disgusting or disturbing images? I don't understand what these dudes are thinking when they decide to post pictures of fat cocks or gore all over the place. Are they completely desensitized or do they just not look at their own posts?
>>29178276
Completely desensitized. I have seen so much stuff that none of this is shocking.
I think it is immature and childish to be shocked or offended by a picture like Goatse or Lemonparty or watching Two Girls One Cup. I mean, yeah, it's gross, but that is nothing crazy.
Gore I am a bit less desensitized to, but still desensitized. I would not recoil in horror if I saw a picture. I think it is in poor taste. But, I don't think that all this bashfulness about the human body is mature.
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>>29178276
why are you so immature that you ferl offended and hurt by a jpg or png?
in real life, fat cocks and dead bodies exist. maybe if you weren't uncomfortable with the piece of batwing hanging from your mutilated ax wound, you wouldn't be so sensitive about seeing blood
tl dr, grow up
>>29178276
Do you think butchers and surgeons are afraid of blood?
When did you realise that Tumblerinas are female robots?
I'll check back in with you later on that one bud
>>29178268
>women
>robot
Pick one.
Also >>>/tumblr/
>>29178268
>When did you realize that tinfoil is metallic saran wrap
>When did you realize that something that isn't something is a version of that something
When did you realize that you are so mentally insufficient that you cant comprehend something in its own context without comparing it to something you understand
Behold... the male roastie!
Roastie roastie RE RE REEE
>uncut monkeys will defend this
Foreskins are fucking disgusting. I wouldn't even sit next to a man with one.
>>29178246
>tfw i have a male roastie like this
>tfw i feel subhuman
How would a robot react in this situation?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhKdv4OUltU
>>29178160
I'd probably assume she had some sort of mental difficulty. I'd be extremely awkward at first. Then I'd laugh then I'd feel sorry for her that she has slipped through the cracks of the mental healthcare system and think she will probably be taken advantage of one day. Then I'd walk away.
>>29178160
>damn girl you suck that shit good
>I got a jumbo banana you can suck
>it's a little overripe
>>29178160
I'd probably give her an annoyed look and tell her she's being obnoxious
Well white femanons, did you sign the pledge? ;^)
Friendly reminder that white women were made for the sole purpose of pleasing superior BBC.
ITT: military grade autism
>>29178071
once they go black we don't want them back
there's a reason the only white women you get to fuck are over weight and come from trailer trash , you'll never get a pure white woman because they all hate niggers
>Watch taxi driver movie
>about a loner with no friends or family
>could relate
>drinks alone and eats like crap
>could relate
>everybody thinks hes a creep
>could relate
>apply for lyft
>driving mentor meets me right after I applied online
>hired
I'm...
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Hope you can manage to keep above a 4.8 rating. You get fired if your under that consistently.
>just finished watching taxi driver
>go on /r9k/
>see this
i liked the movie but fuck the ending what the fuck was that
>>29177985
If that happens I wouldn't really care, because I already have 2 jobs. This is just something for me to do for the mean time.
Is it creepy to tell a girl you had a crush on her in highschool, when you have both graduated and moved on? This isn't face to face its online. I just want to let her know. Do you think she would find it flattering? I have no expectation of it evolving into anything at all, I just want to tell her once how I felt.
Might as weIl
>>29177855
whatever you do, do not emulate rockin' robby [echoes]
i doubt she'll find it very flattering desu, especially if you didn't know her too well but idk everyone is different i guess
i literally got my current gf doing this
it turns out she had a crush on me too, so i don't know how well it would work if she didn't
I got drunk for the first time last night and got absolutely destroyed from two shots of vodka. Is this normal? It took everyone else 5 or 6 shots but I think 5 shots would've knocked me out. what the hell?
You're a beginner, its different for people
Also try different alcohol
op is a small fembot
>>29177839
What do you weigh like 80 lbs? 2 shots of vodka makes me fresh, 5 for cozy 9+ for blackout/passout
>take a shower
>put pajamas back on
>>29177772
i think you lost something in that story
>>29177772
oh fuck
>>29177832
yeah his dignity
I hate the feeling of pajamas. [/blogpost]
Wakey wakey Neetie. You really slept in today didn't you? That's what happens if you jerk off 4 times a day. Better hide that sock or Mommy is gonna find it and take away those GBP.
I had a fruitful day at work, had a blast at the gym and a slutty cardio bunny asked for my number. Looking forward to tomorrow and then a long weekend.
I feel like smug wojack should still represent us wagecucks. Let the neets have frog.
horrible, unfunny troll thread that is part of the repetitive cancer killing this website but
>mfw paycheck tomorrow
>mfw gonna get stoned as fuck
>mfw all the wagecucking pays off
>>29177583
thisreally struck a nerve with the millennial, liberal neeturchin