/ints4s/- international s4s
/dat/- for dating
/mc/- mariah carey
/lol/- funny shit only mane
/rink/- international hockey
/risk/- only play 4chan risk on this board
/rick/- rick and morty
/lol/ would get some of the cancer off of /b/ and remove ylyl threads from /gif/
/dat/ is /soc/
what I want is a good mod who moves /soc/ threads on /r9k/ over to /soc/
but mods are shit and like banning people who dont deserve it and letting cancer slide
/cook/ cooking and food
>see ant in room
>panic mode
One on my desk earlier, my life flashed before my eyes as I started looking for any food i had left out
>Feel tingly sensation on foot
>Look at it
>There's a spider climbing up my leg
>found a trail of ants in my room once
>use raid on my whole room
>shit smells fucking foul, have to let it air out a few days
>never had ants again
I don't understand how you're supposed to meet women.
Online dating is the only thing I've been able to do, and I've failed horrendously on that front. How the fuck do you...ask out women? I have a hard time even approaching women who I share a class or something with because I'm afraid of coming off as some creepy hopeless neckbeard.
Am I fucked, /r9k/? Pic related, it's me; took it like an hour ago for another thread.
>>29181770
>how do I approach women?
on behalf of women, please don't
Shave beard, find a "hipster" hair barber, go in and ask the barber for suggestions on a hair cut and just go with whatever he says, put on about 30 pounds.
If you did all this you could be a legit pussy slayer... there's nothing that makes you irredeemably ugly or anything like that. Your worst quality is that your face is a bit long, but that's really not that bad. Also, tuck in that bottom lip. It looks like you're sticking it out intentionally.
You look a bit like Kylo Ren. Get off 4chan and never come back and live a normal life....
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You look fine. Maybe improve your facial hair but that's it. Your problems aren't a result of your looks.
Every time I reply in a thread I never get any (you)'s so here's a test thread see if you can resist normies
No (You) for you, twatface
>>29182321
brilliant fucker, have a (you)
i am a janitor and i will delete this thread if i see any you's in the OP's post.
>girl I've been e-orbiting for over a month wants to see my face
Why?
>>29181665
She wants you to get more attached to her so you will buy things she wants but doesn't need.
>>29181665
this is my nightmare desu
why are women not content with having a faceless friend who sends them money and gifts? why must they always demand to see my face? it's not like i'm asking for a relationship or love or even respect. i just want to orbit in fucking peace without having to scare anyone with my ugly mug.
because she wants to see if you are attractive looking and wether ornot its worth keeping talking to you based off how you look.
it suck i know but its how women are deal with it
>5'7 - 28 years old
>5'8"
>23 years old
Already gave up on life.
>>29181655
>6'1
>14
Rekt nurd
>>29181655
>6'1
>29 years old
>kv
Oh the feels I've felt
Any of you virgin robots ever just consider becoming sissies/traps for BBC?
Surely it's better than being forever alone.
Gay jew satanic sex perversion.
SAGE
>>29181685
fuck off homophobe
It's my dream to be overrun by big strong men and then to be fucked by them until I can no longer think straight
hey everyone. Was wondering what different ways of coping you guys use for dealing with depression , illness, anxiety, stress etc. I'm a professional artist, and loner by choice. I've been spending nearly 2 decades working on my art. What constructive hobbies do you like or would recommend to others?
i make dope beats
oregano commies
>>29181595
video games (dota/oldschool runescape/overwatch) anime, music, beating off
>>29181645
Pretty much this
I also have wild daydreams of going on a rampage and killing a lot of people. It's really calming to imagine a stacy struggling for life.
I don't feel well roachies
How are you doing?
>>29181587
I bet you think I'm going to make a comment on that thumbnail. What a roach you are.
>>29181629
but you did (:
I'm not in the mood for flinging roach, post your feels then go.
>>29181587
Awful.
For the past few months I've been constantly looking back on my past and regretting everything. My choices during highschool, my education, my eating habits (though I work out and am fairly healthy, I eat junk food constantly), my family relationships, everything. To the point of actually coming on here once in awhile, just to browse. Awful. There's literally no enjoyment in anything I do. I can't even bitch about it to the people I'm close to, I can just fake my smile and my laughs....
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Well /r9k/ I fucked up my exams, after working maybe 10-20 hours a week for the past 4 months it seems I won't even make it into uni. Literally my one, ONE life goal to get a degree from a decent uni but nope.
Fuck this shit. 5'4, ugly to the point where people think I have downs, virgin. The fuck is the point. Living in the most white trash part of England you could comprehend and seems like I'm there to stay.
There's suicide but thanks to commie gun laws there's also a huge risk of surviving with severe brain damage and paralysis. Seems...
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JUST ONE FUCKING REPLY
Don't give up. Everyone fucks up sometimes. Simply retake the year or a few summer courses, and try again. Not the end of the world.
Just do what I did and do a meme degree.
You can always just blame someone else when at the end of it you can't get a job :)
Would you an tranny r9gay?
Pix related
Pic also related
Bhbhhh
>>29181527
Are you asking me if I am gay? Because the answer is, as always, it depends.
That is a male, not a female.
>nice sexy hot guy
>even half nigger transsexuals want 6'2 Chad
Let that sink in
>tfw fapping to too much sissy porn has destroyed my life
boypussi needs to be banned
>>29181522
you destroyed your own life, you're to blame, not the porn.
>>29181522
holy shit OP gonna need a sauce or moar like this
>>29181522
Same here. 1 year ago I was totally straight and now I'd rather dress up like a girl and ride my dildo til I cum.
4chan has ruined me.
I did it 4chan, I encountered my first femiSS in the wild. Here's how i took the chance to trigger it:
>be me
>18 y/o white cishet
>standing on bus stop
>i feel a presence
>turn around and witness the unholy presence
>straight from the depths of tumblr
>semi-dyed mohawk, morbid obesity, huge tufts of armpit hair
>raises...
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Im so happy anon!
Happy for you.
>loudly exclaim patriarchal and Trump-friendly agendas
You couldn't think of anything more artificial than that for your story??
kys faggggeeeeet
>>29181563
Found the tumblrina //leftypol// is that way>>>>
>See a cool active thread
>Post in it
>Tread immediately dies
>tfw even on /r9k/ you're an outcast
>>29181467
same, im also a thread killer.
>everyone got replies except you
>>29181489
But who will kill this thread?
>>29181512
Here's your (you)
>you will never have a station like this
Why the fuck even live?
>comp that far from your mouse/keyboard
Fine enough setup for console gaming but I'd want a closer rig for comp gaming
Like legit, that's not even a particularly difficult setup. Also the cunt BUYS dvds so we know he's a cunt
Op, are you telling me your dream can be achieved for probably like 5000 dollars?
Like, you could make this happen in a few months if you really wanted to.
>>29181431
All I want out of life is a nice battlestation and place to come home to but I can't fucking have it and I can't move away from my parent.