You robots praise Trump, but are you willing to find a qt grill who shares your love for the god emperor?
>just let us have your political affiliation and contact info
How about you die in a fire faggot
>>29184264
this is what you're missing out on
>>29184229
>nobody in my area
ree etc
How do I stop thinking about my ex? It's been 14 months and I still think about her every day.
>>29184171
Turn off your faggot switch. It's located behind your scrotum. Works like a charm.
You gotta fuck another girl thats hotter or offers more in the relationship, OP. It'll never be like "her"but be glad you loved somebody openly without being guarded
I broke up with my first gf of 1.5 years in 2010 and i still think about her. She fucked me over but she died from a drug overdose a year ago. She was deep into raves and festivals so it got her in the end.
>>29184297
>She fucked me over but she died from a drug overdose a year ago
What a lucky guy
Why do trans people act like it's a crime to not want to fuck them?
>talking to tranny
>tells me "she" is trans
>"oh"
>asks me if I would fuck "her"
>say no
>says "she" had bottom surgery so "she"'s 100% female
>say no
>calls me transphobic
>tells...
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good story, any truth to it?
>>29184180
Not exactementally.
>ironically call a trans dad
>get banned from reddit
Why do women like fuccbois?
I don't know what a fuck boy is. Is it another word for faggot?
>>29184164
if you have to ask you're a fuccboi
>>29184148
Because they don't chase women and seem desperate. Get off your ass and make something of yourself, attractive people like attractive people.
> if you aren't Chad then you're dating 6's and below
First time on this board and its full of depressing Neckbeards that sit at a computer and ask why girls don't like them.
Cuuck-a-doodle doo wagecuuckiepoo.
Have a nice day sucking dick for money again, your 48 hours of designated free time are just around the corner.
>>29184078
That's the thing, I do suck dicks for cash and I LOVE IT.
>Work when I want
>Charge what I want
>Have a rep so people want me bad and will pay and work will always be i supply
>Did I mention I love sucking cock?
Going to have a day off today and relax. Get comfy, made a lot of money this week, so might just chill till about Wednesday and watch comfy euro 2016Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>29184078
Jokes on you I've been at work since 4am so I go home in a few hours
NEED BTFO
>>29184078
>tfw parents pay my rent/food bills
Idk how to feel about this
Come by for comfy music and movies with friends. Suggest something and I'll play it, no questions asked. https://rabb.it/michael.13.36
Bump for Hot Fuzz
come join usone of us one of us one of us
hott fuzz was fun
I bet you guys feel real dumb now huh?
>>29183946
Its not the same since women go out of their way to be gawked and stared at. Men aren't vain and attention seeking like a woman is
>>29183980
Fuck you. I dress modestly and still get catcalled. I don't care for attention whatsoever.
That woman is literally wearing a fucking tube top and shorts, she's on the prowl on the sex market.
Is there a way to fix blue discoloration under eyes (other than makeup)?
>tfw pale cumskin genetics
it looks good, distinguishes you from shitskins
It looks cute on some people anon.
Hold lukewarm green tea bags under the eyes.
Also, don't be such a cuck about your heritage.
>mfw she got a dick
>>29183915
Mfw you should accept her for Who she is, you bigoted asshole.
>mfw it's way bigger than mine
Girls don't have dicks..?
>Does anyone else resent having to make obligatory conversation with their parents when all you want to do is stay in your room and die.
Why am I the black sheep for being depressed and disinterested in mundane socialisation.
Not an autist but it's not like I can say anything right anyway, according to my m0m I have to be prompted to thank her for doing shit I didn't ask her to do like cook. I'm apparently meant to be extraordinarily appreciative of it all when I'm purposely woken up by yelling for no concrete reason...
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I hate them so much. They never clean and get angry when I tell them to pick up after themselves or wash thier hands
I got caught jacking it yesterday, I can't even look at them in the eyes let alone make small talk
This seems trivial but it makes me feel guilty for being even more of a disappointment then I believe myself realistically to be. Because I believe that if I don't play my cards carefully enough my mother will feel deeply and stupidly saddened by this sort of shit. I am appreciative, I don't appreciate being yelled at, or prompted to thank her, when I'm perfectly aware of the necessary etiquette and custom involved..
>been a skelly for years
>lifted for months
>no visible changes because I can't eat enough
>not much progress on my lifts
How the fuck am I supposed to get 3k calories everyday when I get full so easy?
WHY THE FUCK IS LIFTING PROGRESS SO MUCH FOCUSED ON YOUR DIET
>>29183871
>can't eat enough
Quit being a giant pussy. That's like 15 spoonfuls of peanut butter the whole day and thats if you eat nothing else.
Look for scoobys bulking bars on scoobys website.
They're just honey PB oats and powdered milk.
I too was a skelly, these things honestly changed my life.
>>29183871
Bulking is the easiest thing in the universe, kill yourself if you cant do it
>Go to store
>the cash register commander comments on your food choices
Why do they do this ?
they get bored.
and yes, they are always judging you.
Isnt that illegal?
Sure as heck they cant do that here. They just scan the thing and put it back on the line, you pay, say thanks for some reason and then fill your bags with the shit you bought and move on.
What if you buy a fucking dildo from a convenience store? "Hmm, looks like you are about to shove this up your ass! have a good day spreading your asshole, dont get that anal prolapse! ha ha ha!"
>>29183793
Dude where the fuck do you shop? Never happened to me
>tfw no za warudo bf
>>29183776
WHAT IF I HAD [ZA WALLUO] instead?
>>29183776
Thanks, Doc.
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Origami
Are people born losers?
You become a loser, not born one. Stop trying to blame your problems on "things out of your control"
>>29183927
What if you actually became a loser because of things out of your control?
It's called having poor parents in an environment with no opportunities.
>>29183927
Shut up.
I get weird feeling about other animals sometimes. I'm pretty sure theyre conscious just a lot dumber. Ugh it's gross to think about.
Pic relate
of course they're conscious.
I fucking hate the apes at the zoo, have since I was a kid.
It doesn't feel like looking at animals, it feels like looking at hairy imprisoned retarded people.
Feels bad.
>>29183782
so basically high school?