Chad here.
Why is literally half this board whining about women?
You're seriously that boring that you have an entire board to spew autism rage but all you can do is whine about gender shit? Do you realize how SJW that is?
>leads this shallow of an existence
>blames the world for the fact that nobody loves him
>excuses and self-victimization
Robots are male tumblrinas.
It's wonderful how ignorant of this post robots are
>>29189224
People here blame the world for their own faults. They blame the world because they can't get the courage to ask out or talk to a girl. They blame the world because a few girls aren't romantically interested in them.
So, they give up. They think that every girl doesn't like nice guys, and only likes "Chads". And it's idiotic. So, they come here to complain about women with their peers. They wallow in self-pity eternally. They think that this is how it's gonna be.
What...
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Who else here /satisfiedbytheirdick/
6x5 life isn't that bad
>>29189126
Wait that's how you're supposed to measure your dick? I've been doing it wrong all these years?
That's NBEL. You're probably even bigger. I hope you get penile necrosis though.
>>29189167
NBEL?
jawlet thread
As soon as I get the money, I'm getting jaw implants
What if you get an infection from it?
What if they slip off your chin?
>>29189107
I don't get it
Isn't that a good jaw????
>massive underbite
>dick sucking lips
>fat face
i think i might be eggman tier
i never knew
4chan changes "f@m" to "sempai"
*had to use the @ symbol for an a so it wouldn't change it to sempai*
>>29189036
yes we all know this, its been happening since late last year i think
>>29189036
Really? I didn't know that, senpai.
>>29189068
i didn't know f@m
>2016
>not watching the Euro championship so that you can talk to the normies about some shit and fit in
Football's coming home mutafuckas
The Spurs 5 of Kane, Alli, Dier, Walker, and Rose will bring England into a new era of dominance.
>>29188927
kys normie scum
xxx
>>29188927
I'm American, nobody knows that it is even going on here.
Rate my gfs feet will post more if interested trips request poses
Bumping with socks on showing off arcs
>>29188913
you're not fooling anyone fgtt
>>29188913
MAN FEETS REEEEEEEEEWREEEEEWEWWWW
>tfw no hardworking gf
>ice cream scooper
>hard work
>>29188890
>tfw no lazy gf to sleep all day with
>>29189004
>tfw no coal miner gf
WHY ARENT YOU IN THE CINEMAS RIGHT NOW TO WATCH THE MOVIE?
i fuckin know that you spend your childhood on WoW , go make up for it now and meet a qt cosplayer gf
>>29188860
I watched the torrent version. I would imagine that the movie is probably awful to anyone who didn't play a lot of WoW because it's not long enough to be able to explain anything.
All of this interesting shit was shown in the movie but only for one scene and nothing was explained about it. Guy went to Dalaran and was there for like 20 seconds. A bunch of races were shown and literally nothing was explained about them at all.
Nothing was explained about anything at all. So to someone who...
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>>29188860
Spent my 21 plus on wow you fuck boi, na its to busy on fridays to watch a movie I'll hit up monday
>>29188860
i only go to the cinemas on the last couple of days of screening and in the middle of the day to avoid crowds.
>be me at age 19
>be working at a sleepaway summer camp because it's a fun job
>lots of girls and guys there who were really nice and were actually open to making friends with a beta like me
>not this one girl though she was a sorrority girl from southern Florida, completely this type who should never be allowed to work as a camp counceler
>had this super chill Aussie at the camp who was one of the funniest people I've...
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How does it not get to you that she wanted the aussie so bad and you were not even close to an option? She would rather beg for chad dick than to even touch you? I'd probably jump out of a window if that happened to me. She saw you lower than a dog. Of course she was a bitch to you. I would honestly have to either kill her or kill myself in that situation.
>>29188897
He wasn't a chad though.
The aussie was a pretty ugly manlet, but that accent turns American girls on I guess.
Also fuck off you God Damn autist.
The aussie was gay, right? Did you end up sucking his dick?
>Daddy, why does my kindergarten teacher Miss Schlomostein say that I have to give up my pre-pubescent aryan maidenhood as reparations to Tyrone
>I told her that I was waiting for a traditional European marriage to a traditional European man but she started calling me a bigoted Nazi and said that if I didn't let every little boy of color run a train on my tiny ass then I might as well be a cross burning kkk plantation mistress>Daddy, why does my kindergarten teacher Miss Schlomostein say that I have to give up my...
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that picture is incredibly depressing
I keep forgetting why I'm on this planet
>>29188850
>>Daddy, why does my kindergarten teacher Miss Schlomostein say that I have to give up my pre-pubescent aryan maidenhood as reparations to Tyrone
>>I told her that I was waiting for a traditional European marriage to a traditional European man but she started calling me a bigoted Nazi and said that if I didn't let every little boy of color run a train on my tiny ass then I might just as well be a cross burning kkk plantation mistress
Shit that never happens: the thread.
Why can't we just be normal?
>>29188786
It's easy OP just bee yourself :^)
>>29188786
because i am weird and strange
>>29188786
>unironically wanting to be a normalfag
FAILED NORMIE ALERT
>never created oc
>never started a meme
>all i've ever been is just another frogposter
i want to be somebody
Then open up paint and make some rare pepes senpai
loads up that gimp dude
doesn't take long and you can just use ms paint it you just do a stupid one like this
If you knew Elliot and he told you what he was thinking about doing a few weeks before, would you have reported him or just let it happen?
don't you think robots would probably help?
>>29188731
Reported and sent Pepe into his prison address.
I'd just tell him not to do it
>I did my part
Be a good friend too, he could've used a good male friend to talk to
I want to sleep with this 17yo I matched with on tinder. (17 is the age of consent in my state)
How should I start the conversation? I'm pretty charming but not good at starting conversations
>>29188728
> Feel the bern
Are you going to hatefuck her or what?
She looks likea fucking cunt.
>>29188760
She's pretty hot though sooooo...
>>29188728
If you're a chad you can literally say "Hey what's up :)" and the girls will respond. A chad at my work recently got tinder. In 2 days he managed to get 90+ matches, with about 90% response rate with that.
If you're not try something a bit different from the usual opening message. The big clue in her bio is
> Talk to me about Star Wars
I tried this pick up line once and it went great:
> Are Yoda one I'm looking...
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>clean the house anon!
>You're sat at home all day, Anon, the least you could do is tidy up a little while we're at work
>GET A JOB!
XXDD
>the grass is getting long out there don't you think?