>message girls in a futile attempt to find a girl and possibly love ;_;
>get a random message from a gay guy and he calls me handsome.
So how have any of you fared in your okcupid search?
>>29192883
Does match.com count?
>>29192883
Unless you're at LEAST 8/10 facially don't bother with ANY form of online dating.
>>29192883
That's where I losed my virginity at 18 with a 21 year old girl that was in an open relationship.
This woman is lonely, almost 30 and can't get a boyfriend.
How does that make you feel?
Feels really really really good tbqh pham
>>29192230
I feel nothing. Nobody should shed any tear for me, or her.
>>29192230
PRETTY GOOD FRIENDO
Guys I'm scared, I was in favor of Trump but I'm pretty sure Hilary is going to end up being the next president. Hilary's support is just astronomical compared to Trump, there are way more people supporting her than people who are supporting Trump. Also the media is slamming negative publicity on Trump, even though he is still getting publicity it's not in a positive light.
I hate to admit it but I've already prepared myself to see Hilary win the election, this way when she does I want be as upset or shocked about it. I guess having a female...
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>>29192118
I fucking Hate Hilary, but i would rather have her than Trump. He will literally make the U.S. hated to a degree higher than what is now.
>>29192338
>beta cuck lib logic
get out reddit nigger
>>29192118
yeah just look at germany
Is there any kind hearted INTJ that wouldn't mind teaching me the ways of manipulating roaches?
>>29191961
Get a second phone to start of
>>29191961
INTP here
If you want to learn how to manipulate as an INTJ, just spend more time interacting with people. You'll hate it, but you'll learn a lot. Practice makes perfect, and over time you'll see yourself automatically making responses that 'leads' people into the path of thought you want them to experience.
The true form of 'inception'.
When normies "confide" in you, just repeat everything they say back to them in a different way. Sometimes, don't reply, just let them talk:
"What's up Norman?"
"I feel really shit, my gf just broke up with me"
"..."
"I really wish she'd listen to me but it seems like she doesn't understand me. I told her that I was going drinking with some guys and she thought I was going out somewhere else and she just doesn't get it, I don't know"
"you feel like you are misunderstood?"
"yeah!...
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Has anyone here ever tried DMT?
What is it like?
>>29191278
Its like the world has meaning and the universe makes sense.
Imagine the most bizarre world your mind can imagine, the most unconventional and absurd and so unlike our world... then make it beautiful. Thats what a breakthrough is like. Its immersion into something thats beautiful and amazing beyond words. Your mind cant make up the law of physics here.
You feel scared at times, troubled and confronted with that you can not comprehend. Like being in the matrix. Like an alien were to land in your front...
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>>29191278
Ignore that metaphoric bullshit. Upon inhaling and holding your breathe for 15 seconds you will feel disassociated from your body. You will then lie down and close you eyes and closed eyes visual will begin. Starts off with patterns then vivid imagery.
>>29192619
Its infinitely times deeper than you described it anon. I hate all the weed dude bros and the psychadelic hippies with glow in the dark poster art and lava lamps, but to describe DMT in the dismissive manner and plain nature that you did is a disservice to how amazing this drug is. I can see if you described mushroom tripping like this but DMT is 100times better than shrooms. DMT has strong medical usage implications too, but its taken this long to just get weed barely legalized in a few state so who are we kidding...
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Femanons of /r9k/, explain how any of you privileged fucks can be robots when you can easily get betas to orbit you no matter how ugly you are, and have far more chances to be successful at life than any male.
Oh wait, ugly betas won't do, you only want Chad. All of you entitled shits should just die in a fire.
99% of "fembots" are fake ass bitches, true introverted and/or asocial shut-in girls are as rare as an autistic beta Chad. And none of you cunts are part of the 1%, that's for sure. Even if you STILL think you are somehow a fembot, explain...
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I have no friends, have never been orbited and have been bullied all throughout my schooling. I'm incredibly ugly even though I'm not fat.
I remember one time in 2nd grade, Stacy and Chad pushed me and the ugly guy of the class together and shouted "they're so ugly they belong together!". And the guy shouted eww and pushed me to the ground to get away from me. I've literally been pushed into trash cans multiple times throughout my childhood.
Feels bad
>>29190834
Ugly is better than fat, be positive dickface.
>>29190834
It doesn't fucking matter if you're "ugly" or not if you're a female, desperate betas (a good chunk of the current world population) will STILL be after you. Fuck off fake fembot.
Wow, it turns out feminists really are scared of sex bots.
http://archive.is/YupTs
>>29190182
>rape woman
>"i'm sorry ur honor i thought she was a sex robot"
>"the man is innocent!"
>court adjourned
Sex drive is the strongest force keeping men in relationships, and institution that otherwise only hurts men. Meanwhile women are dependent on men because they aren't equipped to live a fulfilling life solo. Sex bots, should they achieve a quality standard that sufficiently matches real sex, can pretty much sweep societal power completely from the hands of women.
Gynocentrism is upheld by men who don't realise that they enslave themselves. Freeing them from this impulse will utterly destroy women's ability to rule as they do now.
Naturally no woman wants...
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>>29190182
there can be male sex bots as well.. its eqwality
>>29190399
no, normies and chads will bring about the destruction of the planet with their retarded "tfw no gf" feels. they literally NEED a living girl to hold at night because they're such needy cringy faggots
Give a (You), take a (You). guaranteed replies or your money back.
>>29189689
I haven't had a (you) in a while
>>29189709
Hey buddy, have a great day!
>>29189709
Nothing like a (You) to get the day going. Maybe you just haven't been making reactionary posts?
>female friend keeps putting her bare feet in my face
>she does as a joke to annoy me and thinks that's why I tell her to stop
>say I'm going to the toilet
>sit on the toilet and fap
>>29189370
i have the exact opposite of foot fetish. fucking disgusted by them
>female friend
why are you here?
>>29189384
that's called having low testosterone.. probably not your fault, they fluoridate the drinking water to create nu-males like you
>tfw u on ur period
>U take a poo
>Blood squirt out from la-la like toothpaste from a tube
>get a bunch of messages on skype
>none of them are from attractive guys
>ignore all of them and maybe reply if I have absolutely nothing else to do
>>29188948
>be constipated from dieting
>take a shit
>it's larger than your asshole can stretch
>30 minutes in tears while you are pushing it out as if you were giving birth
>asshole hurts for 3 says straight.
>tfw had a baby but didn't want to
>tfw boobs hurt
>tfw accidentally put bra in the dryer and it got warped
>tfw cramps
Reminder not to fall for the 'just become a girl!' meme
>used to be successful youtuber and twitch streamer
>could make a living off just streaming himself playing video games
>falls for the tranny meme
>loses all his viewers
>deletes his twitch
>suicidal
>>29188036
>people who never liked her for who she is stopped following
sounds like she got rid of all the imposter friends to me
>b-but muh shekels
angry roastie jewish supervisor spotted
>suicidal
meme
>>29188036
Narcisssa may be insane but she's happy as a girl. He probably had a shittier life before, people just didn't see because he was hidding everything.
Like robots do, you know? when your dad ask if you're winning at those video games because you stay all day shut-in in your bedroom.
>>29188036
It really has nothing to do with him becoming a girl, moreso that his stream just went to shit because he stopped running games or playing anything interesting. If LeBron just suddenly quit the NBA and only made videos of himself shooting in his driveway, would he be as popular as he is today?
I made this Wojak. I think it took me around 30 minutes. I had fun making it. What specific Wojaks would you like to see?
A seung hui Cho version. You know the pictures of him holding guns or hammers? Do one of those.
Can I save that?
wojak is pitiful and weak
>>29185006
I'll make that right now. It might not be done by the time the thread is dead, though. I am learning as i go. Feel free to save my image, i am trying to make Wojaks to use in threads where there are no Wojaks to use (wageslave, etc).
What music do you robots listen to?
Please list your top 10 albums in order
pls respond to this thread. thank you so much
Avey Tare and Panda Bear - Spirit They're Gone, Spirit They've Vanished
Klaus Schulze - "X"
The Avalanches - Since I Left You
The Beach Boys - Pet Sounds
Talk Talk - Spirit of Eden
Talk Talk - Laughing Stock
The United States of America - Self Titled
Red House Painters - Self Titled (Rollercoaster)
Can - Tago Mago
David Bowie - Low
:)
>>29179460
>Please list your top 10 albums in order
I don't know dude
I've been trying to think of ways to purposefully make normies cringe, and it's more difficult than I thought. I've always been an autist but I've spent the last decade suppressing it so it's hard to go back. It seems like normies really hate cringing though, so I think it would be a useful strategy for us to help defend our borders.
ITT we discuss cringe-inducing tactics. Some examples:
>use ellipses (...) often
>use old emoticons, like XD and (^_^)
>purposefully...
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>>29197903
post about how you hate women all the time and how worthless and parasitic they are
albo talk about anime, mlp or gay furry sex all the time
This thread is pure autism
>>29197903
Ummm so you basically just mean shitposting fimaly? what the fuck do you think most of us have been doing here the whole time, huh? HUH? O_O
What do you guys think of Straight Edge? Both as a life style and as a scene and community.
I'm thinking of giving it a try just to finally be a part of something..
The life style is decent, I live by it as well. But the community is pretty cringeworthy and attention whory. They are a bit like vegans in my opinion.
I'm unwillingly part of this autistic movement. I don't give a shit about drugs and the only liquids I consume are water, milk and fruit juices.
People who claim to be this shit in public are autistic losers. "Drug-free and proud", yeah shut the fuck up you attention whoring faggot.
>>29197609
That's ashame, have you got any examples?
How long have you been straight edge? What's your favourite band?