Why do people just randomly come and talk to me?
>Just sitting alone enjoying the weather and reading outside my favorite restaurant
>Lady shows up and and starts asking me a bunch of questions.
>"Are you bored?"
>"What are you reading?"
This happens all the time by different girls. Why? I just want to read in peace.
>>29198347
ITT: normalfag humblebragging
>>29198347
I fucking hate this. Why do they think their petty desire for banal small talk is more important than my solitude?
>>29198357
how is that bragging
its fucking annoying when random people just ask how you're doing while you're minding your own business
i dont give a fuck about your yuppie ass leave me alone
You know what's funny?
I can snap and kill every mother fucker on this board if we met IRL.
Seriously, think about it. I'd have your windpipe crushed and your eyes gouged out before you would even know what's happening.
You guys talk big shit. Watch yourselves.
Glad to see autism is still alive and well on this board
heh...Is that so?
*teleports behind you*
You posted this on /qa/.Easter?
>tfw your dog killed the cat's baby
>3am.
>hearing noises, oh shit cat has babies
>malamute hears peeping noises, get's triggered
>malamute runs and puts baby in his mouth, he let it drop seconds after, he didn't chew or play with baby kitten
>shocked
>tfw kitten lies on the ground, thinking everything alrightComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>29198137
Was it only one kitten?
>>29198467
Nevermind I missed that one detail. Sorry, that sounds fucked up.
>one of those poor assholes who can afford an animal but cannot afford to get them spayed or neutered
The two should go hand in hand you fuck. I bet you don't even get them vaccinated.
>tfw such a loser you didn't even have other loser friends
>>29198087
its never too late. if you're willing to work hard you can turn your life around by the time you're 28. if you're older than 28 you're fucked though obviously.
>>29198087
havent had a friend since i was 13, im 27 now.
>>29198165
Have you tried going out and interacting with other people?
>mom micromanages every aspect of my life, from how the clothes in my dresser are organized to how the furniture in my room is arranged to when I can open my bedroom window
>I am twenty years old
>politely ask her one day to please let me figure things out for myself, let me have my own personal preferences, and let me learn from my mistakes and adjust accordingly
>she starts crying and I have to apologize
>therapist calls...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
There are people who had less than you that still managed to successfully move out of home.
If you are too attached to the comforts of living with your parents, then don't complain when you have to deal with the downsides
>>29198020
If there's no reasoning with her, you really do need to start looking for a job so you can start taking steps to being more independent. Start by looking at places within walking distance from your home. If there are no options for you there, look for places that accessible by public transportation. Try talking to your therapist and see if they know of any job placement centers that could help you find work that you'd be willing and able to do. You'll need to set up a bank account, as well, so you...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>29198020
I actually punched my mom in the face for this when I was 19.
Try this. Modern society says women should not be hit but they are incorrect. They need to be smacked around to be tamed.
i guess this it... this what our pure waifu looks like...
>>29198018
She looks like me.
You sure flavia is not a tranny?
Looks nothing like her first picture.
sometimes she'll put on wagie clothing to feel better
>you now have to pay a monthly fee to watch Youtube
What is wrong with this world?
>watching shit channels
>not having ad block
>using youtube for anything other than finding music
>>29198000
>watching that jew"s videos
>watching Game Theory in the year 2016
r u fukin srs m8
There are no "robots" on r9k anymore. After spending the last 2 years without internet I have been browsing here for the whole week.
>Omegle threads with 15 year old /b/tards and /soc/ attention whores on cam with the r9k tag is the norm.
>Skype and/or social contact threads in which a bunch of average casual 4chan users meet up are the norm
>Idolize/Worship threads of /soc/ attention whores who came over here to exploit the lack of on-topic (there is no topic) enforcement...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Mind if I ask what have you been doing that you didn't have internet past 2 years?
>>29197911
no one gives a shit nigga. Leave.
>Hasn't used Internet in two years
>Has the audacity to say we're not robots
Time for you to pay your daily tribute to mommy's ass!
*BRAAAAAAAAAAP* Teehee~ sniff it up for mommy, anon
>>29197876
Stop making women's asses disgusting.
Don't be a naughty boy, anon
Mommy let's you live with her rent free and all she asks is you worship her big gassy rump
*PFFRRRRRRRUMPH*
I want all brap posters to fuck off and die.
>having sex with gf
>"oh yea, suck my big cock"
>she says I should shut up and it is just average size
That's it, this killed my mood for ever, we didn't had sex since then. She doesn't like role play, sexting, talking naughty or swallowing(she swallowed at the beginning of the relationship)
>>29197837
lol cut your losses op. shits done.
next time though i wouldnt use the word big if its not big. just say cock, or dick even cock sounds a bit corny to me.
but yh sounds like you and your gf have hit the bottom. once the sex dies, everything else follows.
hey at least it's a lesson for next time
>Tfw gf gags on cock
not because it's large, it's just smelly.
>>29197837
she sounds pretty lame, you should dump her amigo
Wait a while though or make it seem like its for some other reason because she'll undoubtedly believe you dumped her cus your self conscious about your dick and not because you got bored/tired of her
what about a good ol female hate thread
>>29197748
There are no robots left to take part in these.
>>29197748
She has a point. Her nudity doesnt give you the right to assault her.
Sometimes men forget that they can be subject to rape ass well. Imagine coming home after a party shirtless, then you are approached by a gay guy who hold you down and ferouciously ravage your butt.
Would you say it was your own fault for exposing yourself too much,or for puttibg yourself in that situation? Wouod you say you deserved it?
>>29198687
>ywn have a clean and respectful orgy with some guy's gf while he watches and makes a video of you cumming on his gf
Why do guys have better bodies than women?
I mean, look at this ass. You'll never see a perfect ass like this on a female.
Probably because you're a homo.
He is black and prob had been in prison. He prob evolved during his sentence to prolong his chance for survival on prison.
It really depends on what you find aesthetic. Men tend to have more developed musculature making them look more statuesque. Women are more about soft curves and tend to have a more fluid shapely form. Guys also tend to get more obvious results from the work they put into their bodies via physical exertion (in a comparison between two thin individuals). If you prefer the soft feminine shape of a woman, you'll probably find female bodies more aesthetic. If you find defined musculature and sharpness more aesthetic, you'll probably find male bodies more aesthetic. This...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Does anyone else have trouble committing to a waifu?
I really like Maria Renard. She's cute. She brightens up my day.
But I'm not sure that I can commit to her. I feel like I might find someone better. And then me and her would both be trapped in an unloving relationship.
At what point did you guys realise your waifu was the one?
This isn't a joke by the way.
Fuck ironic waifuing.
damn you must be a wizard she's old
>At what point did you guys realise your waifu was the one?
After I got a job it all started falling apart. I stopped collecting and downloading. I was constantly afraid that someone at work would see her on my keychain and think it was weird. Eventually I stopped caring. I still have my massive folder, and consider deleting it sometimes, but I can't get myself to destroy years of work. Meanwhile my merchandise is rotting in a box in my closet.
>>29198766
Oops, I misread that as
>At what point did you guys realize your waifu WASN'T the one
I wish yesterday never happned
>be me
>day before graduation in my new school(HATE THE SCHOOL), we have rehearsal
>I find out that we are only allowed to bring 5 people
>tfw family is 4
>I get home
>Parents tell me they've invited a office friend
>I lose my shit telling them that my old friends should be coming, not some random fuck
>literallywanttodie.jpegComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I too remember being a 17 year old girl femboy OP. Those were the days...
>>29197622
>Instatly feel feint at the thought of it
>stumble infront of a Mercedes
>feel the logo press deep into my leg
>car stops
>WHY DID YOU HAVE TO STOP!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
>get a grip
>come back to the restaurant
>finish meal and pay the bill
>on...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>29197684
>chimping out over some roastie
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>tfw black transsexual
>tfw the only people I've ever fit in with (/r9k/) are a bunch of transphobic white supremacists
Shooter worship, feminist hate, autism stories, this board has me written all over it but then this board doesn't like "dindus" and "trannies". Life is really weird.
>>29197597
How can you not be a white supremacist? Whites are obviously the best.
>>29197597
you know how I Know you're a liar
you are using the guerilla meme
no nignog would use the guerilla meme because it's a sci meme
>>29197597
Black transexual? And I thought black people were a bit more sane.
There's two groups here, transophobic homophobes and racists.