WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS NORMIE FUCKING SHIT DOING ON MY WEBSITE? REMOVE THIS NOW, DELETE THIS. THIS IS NOT A JOKE. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29201630
Came here before fapping when I saw this. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
i dont mind the picture itself, but its doesnt really fit or look paticularly nice on the front page.
unless the chink is trying to say " har har hey guys come join us we supa social famz" fukim cunt
>>29201630
4chad has been normie for years you stupid normie
Is it time to have a for monster thread? I think so.chestlets kys
Come one anons shown me some of your favorite cow tits
The birthplace of monsters
Seriously what's the point of a woman living if she doesn't have DD's or bigger
please tell me anything you know about this guy
about his motivation his worldview his character his suffering and about his life in general
He is the super syayin of robots
>>29201592
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLHCuzW3-uA
He called into some radio show. It pretty much sums up why he did what did
>>29201592
Sandy Hook was a hoax.
>tfw no gf
>tfw no fat gf
>tfw no fat qt 3.14 gf
>tfw no fat qt 3.14 gf with chubby cheeks
>and dimples over her knuckles
>and a little roll under her chin
>and dark brown hair
>large breasts
>blue eyes
>pale skin
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>>29201525
thought you were describing me for a second there, was worried i had a stalker. then i remembered I dont talk to anyone that browses r9k or is into fat chicks.
>>29201577
you're trying to drive me up a wall...
>tfw no gf
>tfw no fat gf
>tfw no waft of fishy bologna from the sheets when I come to bed
>no boogers on the bathroom wall
>no giant turds or bloody tampons left unflushed
>no sitting around naked on the couch all night tweezing her giant tip pores
>no hot young sister I have to imagine to even bust a nut while fucking fatty
>no...
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the universe has offered you powers for your prolonged abstinence from drugs, sex and other degenerate actions.
you start out with 100 points
>have kissed a girl before
- 30 points
>have done illegal drugs
-30 points
>drink
-20 points
>have had sex before
-50
Powers
supreme athleticism: you acquire your dream body and obtain slightly above max human strength, agility and reflex
cost:...
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>80 points
I'll take the billion dollars and the argument I've since I'd still have 30 points.
>>29201472
this is retarded
obviously the 1 billion dollars
and then interdimensional traveller, if I can use my power multiple times
too badI've only got -30 points to spend
>>29201472
>tfw not a kv since I once kissed a lesbian in spin the bottle
>only 70 points
A healthy, normal life of the average teenage girl:
>has her first kiss at 11
>handjob and blowjob at 13
>starts drinking socially at 14
>loses virginity at 14 to a 3 month long boyfriend
>break up and have sex with a few more guys at parties by 15
>by 18 she's had 3 boyfriends, had multiple sexual partners and given
handjobs/blowjobs to many more, usually while drunk...
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lmao I went into this thinking it was anti-women, but it's actually anti-anti-pedo...nice twist OP
I totally agree with your implicit message. Full disclosure: I'm a pedo. I think it's a little deceptive though how in the first story you use direct terms like "blowjob" and "have sex" while in the second you used euphemisms to make it seem more wholesome.
>healthy
I fucking hate how feminists have warped this term to suit their needs. Previously condemnable acts/beliefs are rationalized with this word, and any negativity is flipped on the other perspective.
They're not sluts, they have a healthy sex life. They're not fat, they're healthy. I can't wait to read how our social climate is going to go down in history.
>and in the 2000s, third wave feminism ruined an entire generation of western women.
or
>and...
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>>29201582
I fucked up the greentex too...
Regardless, the point still stands. With all the problems in today's society that affect the youth and thus the next generation of adults, one of the last things people should be worried about is a monogamous relationship with an "adult" and a teenage girl.
People want to pretend that if the AoC is 18 then girls will be pure and innocent longer when in reality it doesn't stop anything except consistent, monogamous relationships that accepted in almost...
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The world isn't as bad as you think.
>>29201443
lt's worse.
>>29201443
Ceruti Stururuson.
>>29201477
/thread
commentarie originalie
>You'll never be a cute girl and get to coast through life on easy mode
>You'll never get to make lonely beta virgin robots feel true happiness for once in their lives by letting them rough you around in bed and pump their warm seed deep inside your soft, supple girl body
>>29201406
Lost me on that second one op, maybe you're just a faggot
>>29201473
>not wanting to help your robot bros out after you inexplicably transform into a cute girl one day
Absolutely disgusting.
>>29201492
>falling for the body swap meme
You're just anatomically correct at that point, doesn't stop u from being a fag
>all your highschool friends have moved on
>they all have girlfriends, wives, homes
>none of them play video games anymore
>you're still home with parents
>you can't get into games anymore
>you feel dead inside everyday
>you don't have a gf
>your family isn't close anymore
What should I do to...
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>all of the people that gave you a hard time are living successful lives
>>29201364
Literally the same as you man I'm not joking, literally sentence for sentence.
Started lifting 8 months ago, It doesn't do shit.
It even managed me to put me down even more because my gains are so low and I still look like a skinny fuccboi.
Lift helps health a little, don't think it will change your life.
>>29201364
>graduated 3 years ago
>still have done nothing but work a shit job and NEET for a year
>no friends in 3 years
>can't get into videogames anymore
>only joy in life is going out to the range and shooting guns
I was driving past my highschool the other day and I realized that school is fucking over for them. It hit me pretty hard knowing that I...
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Somebody please talk to me.
I've been so lonely because I don't browse the imageboards much anymore.
I live with my sister but she doesn't like talking to me because I'm a loser.
If you respond to this thread I will read it and do my best to give a good reply.
Please I'm so starved for (You)'s in real life and internet.
>>29201299
Tell us more about yourself, OP. Where are you in life and how did you get there? What are your hopes and dreams?
What's up anon? Tell me all your troubles and I'll listen
>>29201299
I feel the same way, listening to music helps me. what music do you listen to ?
popped a melly im sleepin
Do these actually help? I'm a NEET who has to start a job on Mon. and get up at 6:30am when I usually wake around 11:30am
FUCK HOW WILL I EVEN FALL ASLEEP AT 11PM!?
I take these too sometimes, but I think it's just placebo.
be mindful that your intense dream doesn't turn into a nightmare
Blackbros, how are we to compete with the BWC?
Don't watch porn. It rots your mind and gives you ED
>>29201527
because robots are otherwise totally going to be using those brains and dicks rite?
>>29201254
It's hopeless, bro. They want that BWC and they want the white man it's attached to.
hey, fembot here
been on r9k for quite a while now and i see that there is a lot of women hate going around
i agree with you guys on that, i guess im a self hating woman. however, not ALL of us are bad. i would like to redeem myself and maybe make a friend?
if anyone is interested in voice chatting, add my skype - delilah.desu
oh yeah, forgot to mention. pic related, it's me.
>>29201231
timestamp please.
oregano post
>>29201231
Timestamp
pls be my friend
I threw away all my friends the moment I graduated highschool. I just stopped caring. Said fuck it, I'm never going to see any of them again. What's the point of maintaining contact?
One of them kept bugging me for a long time. Eventually I snapped and told her to fuck off, switched my number and email so none of them can reach me. A year or so later one of them manages to get in touch with me through my brothers facebook. He said they're all worried about me. I laughed and told my brother to ignore it.
Start college, was doing really well initially...
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>>29201222
I punched my girlfriend in the stomach and yelled "abortion" while we were play fighting two weeks ago. She burst out laughing and said "what if I was actually pregnant?"
She was. We didn't know. She miscarried.
I falcon punched my child fatally.
> I threw away all my friends the moment I graduated highschool
Most people do, no big whoop.
> Applied for associates degree graduation
Good on you, better than leaving with nothing.
> I'm having an interview for a data entry job next monday. And I'm fucking terrified
Just chill and answer with a positive mindset. Basically, put it into your mind that "You've got this".
>>29201269
That is great news anon
>that kid who was an absolute narcissist and tried to make himself look cool, but was actually annoying as hell
>that kid who was rich and made fun of everyone else that wasn't as rich as him
>that kid who was obsessed with celebrities and clothing brands
>that kid in high school who literally ran and hid when a group of girls gave him a love letter from one of them
What the fuck was wrong with me
Er, I mean, him
>That kid who ate lunch in the library
>that kid that wears the minecraft hoodie and carries his laptop everywhere