Who here is playing according to their roll (Living in accordance with the nature+nurture hand given to your current persona)?
I feel like most people who frequent this board should go the video game stoner route.
>ugly, short, weird
>no talents or potential for developing profitable skills
>average intelligence, maybe a little above average (but shitty at math)
>no direction in life, cannot be fucked to overcome apathy
In this case, the obvious option is to become a hedonistic gamer/music listener. I can't believe you guys haven't done this yet.
>>29205831
>>ugly, short, weird
>>no talents or potential for developing profitable skills
>>average intelligence, maybe a little above average (but shitty at math)
>>no direction in life, cannot be fucked to overcome apathy
This is basically me except I have below average intelligence and I'm a NEET who shitposts/vidyas 24/7
>>29205831
i am
>naturally submissive limp wrist thin fraimed dainty male
>not the type to pursue sexually
>very intelligent
>adept(at worst) vidya player
>master at reading people and tending to their feels and needs because im nurturing
>dislike confrontation
>peaceful
i have no intention...
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>>29205874
Low test detected, get your T levels checked and take T from the doctor. There's still a huge chance you can develop some masculine features (not miracles though).
How do I get rid of my disgusting accent WITHOUT travelling to an English-speaking country?
>tfw have a good English accent
>Not a filthy subhuman Liverpool accent
>Not a beta London accent
>The kind of accent that gets American girls wet over Skype.
yay!!!!
>>29205823
Suck my cock m8
>>29205866
t. Someone from Rugby, Warwickshire.
Inb4:
>I attended Eton.
You're affected lower-class at best.
I grew up in a middle class family. House in the suburbs, white picket fence and the whole nine yards. My dad worked in an office and my mom was a stay at home mom. I have an older sister and a younger brother.
I can't explain how or why I became an alcoholic. I never once had alcohol until I was 21 and could legally drink. I stole from my parents, siblings and other family members. I trashed their houses and was drunk all the time. I convinced my grandfather who was starting down the road to dementia to give me money. I couldn't hold a job and ended up homeless....
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>>29205819
you threw up in the casket of her still born child, I don't think you can ever make up for that
Fuck off
5 fucking dui's why are you alive you shit
>>29205819
>fence
anon i dont know that is really hard
i hope you can love yourself one day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SL4_DsUlH8
Who else /tired of being skinnyfat/ here?
so tired of it
fucking genetics
>>29205789
I swear, it must be genetics.
I eat almost nothing everyday and still end up overweight. Meanwhile Chad eats pizza everyday. It's not fair.
>>29205789
start lifting loser
My sister might be setting me up with her friend's sister.
The girl is a 23 year old recovering alcoholic and her life is in a bit of a shambles but she's apparently very pretty.
I'm 19. I don't really want to settle for an old used goods whore that's been tossed around by 100 Chads.
I doubt she'll like me anyway. I don't even like me.
Anyway, what should I do?
Do I tell her I like anime and video games or just pretend to like sport and cars?
>>29205767
Don't even talk about yourself, just ask her questions. It'll work.
>>29205792
That's a good idea.
But she'll eventually find out I spend all my time on computer.
>>29205792
This.
Also, you can just use her as a practice gf, might boost your confidence a little.
post yfw a stacy whore dies
This picture made me do a weird, loud "WAH HAHAHA" laugh that I've never done before. Thanks for that.
>>29205759
God I've become such a disgusting subhuman that gleefully smiles when 8 year old girls die.
Thread theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfifaWeiem4
Why are girls on dating websites so superficial? Most of them don't even have a bio, and they don't even check you back after you visit their profile or respond to your messages. Are they all looking for a 2 meters tall, muscular Chad? Most of them aren't even that pretty.
Yeah they are. They're spoiled with attention so they only respond to hot guys that they think they can land from the inflated ego, but those guys usually just want to pump and dump them. This has the unfortunate side effect of them thinking they can actually date guys above their level, and leads to an endless cycle of being fucked and dumped till they're 30 and realize that they've wasted their entire youth.
>>29205744
I finally found a chinese cartoon girl that I found cute. After all these years I finally found one. What is her name?
>>29205770
It's terrible. I mean fuck, they don't even check your profile after you messaged them. All the messages I send usually have something to do with their bio too, so I won't appear like yet another generic and thirsty guy who only asks them what's up. This one bitch checked out my profile, I messaged her, then she checked it again but never replied.
Found one girl who's into video games and animu and is super hot (which is weird). Hopefully she replies back. If she doesn't, I guess...
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Female cops, can woman do anything right besides fucking complain?
>Be me. Walking to work through the busy Thursday markets at shopping center mall.
>See deranged man walking around with a knife.
>Two police officers get alerted. One male, one female
>They start walking towards the man.
>I'm now less than 10 meters away from the deranged man
>Female police officer yells out "Get...
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>>29205715
I don't know how it makes sense to anyone to entrust public safety to beings the size of children.
it's not female cops anon it's just cops
>>29205734
>t.naive white knight nu-male cuck
Girls are too feelsy to take any responsibility. It's on us men to make sure that their pussy doesn't get deflowered until marriage. However in order for a man to become attractive he has to fuck a lot of girls, girls that then are no longer marriage material, causing an overall shortage.
So here is the solution. Guys will exclusively bang fuckbois in their sexually adventurous phase. Feminism has create more than enough submissive boys to practice on.
that's a a trap, right?
bloxxo
>>29205510
i don't give a shit about whatever your post is about but post some more of whoever that is
I never understood you Westerners.
You shun Islam, telling us that we "oppress" our women, yet you shun your own women for being whores.
You need to have them in control, they are the weaker gender.
>that smell when the A/C kicks on
>>29205494
smells like car upholstery and plastic
>>29205502
Smells like happiness and forgotten dreams. It's like putting your back against a cool lead paint wall while in bed.
>tfw you realize that smell is toxic Freon which can cause brain damage and psychosis
whenever I'm drunk I no longer wish to be sober.
>>29205470
>get drunk
>think to myself "why am I not always drunk?"
>>29205470
>get drunk
>the pain slowly wears off
>wake up sober next day
>it comes back even worse
>>29205489
Whenever I get drunk with people I inevitably ask this question except I include every single member of the human race in the question.
Cuck-a-doodle-do, wagecuck.
This isn't the time for you to be sleeping in. You got a lot to catch up and work on during your two days of freedom.
Thanks for the reminder actually. Good night neetfriend
Kind of irrelevant, but how do I get them fancy NEETbux you guys keep talking about? I tried getting a job, but it's a pain in the ass and I hate going outside.
>>29205395
it's saturday you dipshit
loli want up
UP
Little girls are sexually attractive DESUFAMPAI yolo 420
>>29205364
I'll pick her up with my ochinchin
nothing lewd about this
I someone managed to get invited to a normal fag party by my normie cousin. He was telling me the girls are real sluts and will fuck almost anybody, especially after they are drunk
How the fuck do I not fuck this up? I want to fuck a drunk stacy but there are many problems.
>My dick has phimosis (tight foreskin) I can fuck with it easily, but I'm sure most women don't like it
>i'm ugly, obviously
>I'm socially retarded
Please give...
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Make sure you get the perfect kind of drunk. The secret is to drink a little less than the point where you first get that great feeling, because it takes a bit for the alcohol effect to set in
t. Autist who's only been in one party, but got perfect drunk and had a great time
Don't do it you gonna get superaids and antibiotic resistant gonorrhoea
>>29205377
I've only ever drunk by myself so I know the perfect amount you are talking about. How did your party go robo? this is my first party and I'm 21
who here /legitimatelyscaredofrelationships/
i met a qt grill who lives about 2 hours away and we were gonna do the whole long distance relationship thing but i realized i am completely incapable of being in a relationship and hate the idea of anyone getting close to me and i had to cut it off with her
anyone else had similar experiences?
I can't view women's bodies as sovereign property of myself or anyone else, and even if I was willing and ready to be in a monogamous relationship, I don't know how I could possibly choose who to be with, I am attracted to many different types of women, see someone and think she's perfect gf material, then see someone else I want more, again and again. I've been looking at and lusting after women my whole life, and cannot imagine being in such a relationship where I would not feel like doing that because I "only have eyes for her."
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>>29205375
oh no fap guy
i seen you around
i've gone from fapping like twice a day to not once all week, mainly due to depressions
feelsconflictingman
>>29205332
I don't want a relationship they seem shit
Tumblr would call me aromantic, but I feel like that's a weird thing to call yourself