>tfw finally defeated the insect that has been terrorizing me for hours
Damn... so this is what it feels like to be a warrior.
>>29947672
Good job anon!
What kind of insect was it?
picture with timestamp? :3
>tfw his family is out for revenge
>>29947711
No idea what kind is it. He was an admirable foe though, I could tell he was very intelligent because he picked excellent hiding places without making a sound leaving me paranoid for hours.
When I approached those hiding places though, oh boy, the fucker made the loudest buzzing noises I've ever heard from an insect and alternated between coming at me and flying away.
It was terrifying, at out first real battle I couldn't even bring myself to strike at him with my shoe because I was pretty sure...
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Waiting to die. I do not want to get older and be a lonely, struggling wagecuck. That's just not the life I want. Meanwhile, Chad gets the easy life.
You can quit your job and be an old, lonely, struggling neet.
>five inherited diseases, probably more that havent shown their face yet
>muscles are all fucked up to name one, they'll often dislocate and get torn up
>i dreamed of being a mother since i was a child but any kids i have will die in the first year like i almost did
>i had 10 surgeries just to fix my wretched body when i was born
>surgery still cant fix the inherited diseases that plague me
>i...
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>>29948186
i love damaged girls and i bet ur a qt
come on skype with us
>walk into work with takeout for lunch
>coworker says "What'd ya bring me?"
Are most people really such stupid fucking cattle that this seems remotely funny or clever?
I can see why you're here.
>not joking with him and saying something like ''it's all mine bitch'' or something around that
He just wanted a friend to talk to in this lonely world that wouldn't lash out at him
I love people like that
fuck you OP
I just saw that you're not supposed to clean them with cotton buds, I understand why you shouldn't force them in but I kind of try and lever out the wax and shit from my are without pressing too hard. I've tried with my finger but they're too fat to get anything out properly
How do you guys do it? (Pic unrelated)
Q-tips.
Fuck what the doctors say. Shit works, and I can still hear just fine.
I use cotton buds but I don't go in too far, one time my mum was cleaning her ears with one and the cotton bit broke off and ended up stuck in her ear and she had to go to the hospital to get it removed
you dont
this original post was posted from anons personal computer
Who /rage/ here?
Yesterday I had a strong urge to run over some cyclists on the way home. Like run them over, back up, run them over again, and repeat until they were a broken mess.
>>29947546
Work out and go to a gym or something.
You need to channel those anger somewhere. Physical activities are good ventilation.
>>29947546
Occasionally I get the strong urge to strangle something or someone. Other than that I frequently get angry at people raising their voices or making small talk with me. I don't show it though
>>29947546
>cyclists
Why would you want to harm people who are objectively better than your fat sweaty ass? You are the worst kind of person desu ne.
>tfw no short gf to love and cuddle with everyday
>tfw every guy on tinder is apparently a manlet but no one wants to talk to someone who is a normal 6'0"
>>29947514
Post skype and maybe i could be your gf
>>29947797
Be my gf?
You got some money? I havent eaten in three days.
Well, except this.
Smell you at least, just give me something at least.
>>29947514
my gf looks like that but a shade darker and chestlet
>tfw no social misfit bf
>tfw no archived gf
>>29947498
Thanks, Doc.
No one wants me nor do I want them.
>tfw no bf to take care of my misfit ass
i'm just going to dump this shit, most of you will probably hate it but some others may enjoy.
Sorry for the shit music edit but it's this or 4 hours lectures
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2cbvHdrYOg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gk2O1CuRCXs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48JEnQ1kJnc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NK3oe5eQmQ
Too easy you niggers.
its probably all that posting on /r9k/ coming up with original posts giving you a huge vocabulary.
>>29947479
I know a lot of words that begin with "or" now.
>>29947467
>top 0.08%
Nice try, that score would bet you higher.
How does it feel to be so insecure that you lie for attention on an anonymous japanese hentai appreciation forum?
Let's find out how low the average robot's standards are. Post a pic of a girl, and the poster below you will say if they would fuck/date her.
Optional: Go into detail on how you'd fuck her
>>29947462
well that girl towers over me so she'd probably throw me down and have her way with me
>>29947462
I would cover myself in butter and dive in.
>>29947490
How tall are you anonymous?
Join the robo discord. No girls or normiesallowed. https://discord.gg/8G7tQ
Dumdodumdumassmannm
>>29947418
Except being in a discord inherently makes you a normie. Also, if they don't say they're a girl, how are you ever going to find out?
>>29947418
are cyborgs allowed
Who is your anime idol? Pic related.
I don't watch anime
Originisimo
House md friendo
>>29947406
I wanted to relate to him but I can't, he's still attractive but just in an unconventional way.
Absolute god-tier bro and future husband though.
Why are Normies so butt-flustered about horse meat?
I bet most of them haven't even tried it.
I've heard it pretty good.
>>29947350
They aren't
It's a pretty normal thing to eat where I live
>>29947373
I just had horse sausage and it is good. Low fat. Lean taste.
and to my knowledge there's no cruel factory farming of horses either.
>tfw wagecuck normies are trying to stop our neetbucks
>they don't realize the beta uprising would finally come into force the moment this happens
http://www.govyou.co.uk/stop-incapacity-benefit-for-depression/
I strongly doubt that a bunch of neets who haven't worked a day in their lives to actually get off their ass and start an uprising.
But you know thanks for trying.
>>29947287
I am awakened at 5:15 a.m. by my father, roll out of bed, already dressed, skip breakfast, piss without shitting, brush my teeth, and go on traffic free road to get to a place where I make money for my family.
>>29947647
Your fear is delicious.
I'm completely heartbroken robots and I need some movie suggestions to make me feel.
Post your favourites
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. Enjoy your feels if you've ever been to a mental Institute.
500 Days of Summer
Don Jon
orgnias comento
Requiem for a Dream if you love being unhappy