>Girl at works complains about being texted by too many people all the time
>mfw haven't been texted by a person other than my parents in months
Do normies/Stacies know how easy they have it? Do they legitimately think these are problems?
>months
fuck off norman. try 8 years
>>29220656
You get texted by people besides family? Fuck off normalfag.
Why do u guys want to not be normal, it's a great and fulfilling life style and on top of being normal u can still be a messed up weirdo, just go to the gym and talk to people, eventually you will get it right
who here /opiatefiend/
List your favorites
1. Smack
2. Hydrocodone
3. Oxycodone
in that order
>>29220403
>Chosing to ruin your life by becoming a junkie
No thanks
If you're gonna do drugs just smoke some weed and get drunk, so much safer and less degenerate
>>29220423
DUDE WEED LMAO
oregano
oregano x2
oregano x3
>hydrocodone over oxycodone
what
Is it gay if I'm only attracted to mtf traps? Not even memeing buti'm female btw
>>29220393
I want to know too. I am male.
>>29220393
Good job femanon, now 100 robots will convince themselves they're trannies in an attempt to get a woman like you.
Also >>>/lgbt/
>>29220393
>>29220412
humans like to fuck get over it
So, I know that dating/marrying a nonvirgin is not acceptable by /r9k/'s standards, but what about girls who sucked cock in previous relarionships? Are they gf/wife material?
literally who cares. virginity means nothing.
>>29220386
Only if they are willing to suck my cock when they are my wife.
>>29220386
>So, I know that dating/marrying a nonvirgin is not acceptable by /r9k/'s standards
you focking w0t meight ? . if anything its the other way around .why would you want someone with 0 experience ?.
Why do NEETS love traps? It's all I ever see on 4chan anymore
>>29220338
Because being a NEET is degenerate as hell
cuz when ur primary hobby is masturbation
you get bored and want more excitement
Escapism.
originalo commento
If you had a choice between dying a virgin or marrying a black woman, what would you choose?
Honestly, I would pick the virginity.
>>29220308
die a virign, I'm not into beastality
>>29220308
Since I find race mixing to be ethically and morally wrong I would choose to be a virgin.
virgin
oregano commentaro
hello robots im new here and im having trouble understanding a lot of the referneces and terms and stuff,. would one of u be so kind as to add me on skype and teach me a few things?? thanks its delilah.desu o3o
pic related its me
>>29220217
how old are you miss??
>>29220320
i am 18 friendo
>>29220217
I'm tempted, but I know it's probably some overweight indian guy looking to steal my identity
You stumble upon a magical lamp, and an evil genie pops out after you rub it.
He gives you a choice between these two options:
A. You'll be stuck in miserable, dead-end jobs for the rest of your life. However, you will be loved by women (except at work of course)
B. You'll have a very successful career. You won't become a billionaire, but you'll have a net worth of a few million dollars by the time you retire. You will never be loved by women.
Which do you pick?
B
I won't ever be loved regardless
On the one hand, I plan on a bare minimum job anyways. I could find a waifu. Or I could just be stalked by every random girl I don't like.
On the other hand, aliens and robots and vr oh my. The money could help me live longer.
Probably B.
are you fucking kidding me B
why would I want women they're emotiomally unstable whores and I get a free ride through life
Purebloods get out.
>>29220180
>TFW no mixed race qt gf
truly the strongest of feels
>tfw when you're fully half asian but white passing in most respects
Spanish/brazilian here
I couldnt be more mixed
its midday and ijust got up
hungry but tired
dubs decides what i eat for brekky, dont be retarded tho
an entire block of cheddar cheese
frosted flakes. they're more than goof
Eat raw eggs
>Dear anon, I feel like I can call you anon because you and me are so alike. I'd like to meet you one day, it would be great to have a catch. I know I can't throw as fast as you but I think you'd be impressed with my speed. I love your hair, you run fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about and more. I know you have no been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did. I hope you write back this time, and we can become good friends. I am sure our relationship...
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>>29220162
What I would do to receive a letter like that
>>29220162
>Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither.
RUN FOR THE HILLS
Never, NEVER date a girl who has a bad relationship with parents, especially her father. Bitches are batshit crazy
>>29220162
obviously this is taken out of context
>2069
>Today is international "Get A Gf Day" in honor of the ratio of men to women being 1:1
>"Fucking normies, they think I don't know.."
>I slide on my charcoal trench one sleeve at a time
>"..what they did."
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>>29220160
There is no part 2 of this story my mistake.
Hopefully others post their own dystopian stories.
>suddenly, Chad Mittensworth (the worst and least valuable member of the CIDF) appears before me.
>I slice at him with my katana, and he laughs at how pathetic I am before shooting me.
>final k/d ratio: 0/1
>2020
>beta virgins have taken over
>a Betaucracy has been established, "all betas shall have gfs, all girls must submit to betas and give them sex, alphas must stay virgins"
>"punishment for having sex with an alpha is cementation of vagina and decapitation of penis"
>"all women must consent to sex with a beta by age 8"
>be 18 still a virgin
>refused...
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What do you want Pham?
Can I get the crab-cheese wontons and a thing of hot and sour soup?
>>29220143
general tso tofu
spring rolls
almond cookies
>>29220143
General Tso's Chicken.
>Ex Girlfriend is going through a self described "slut phase" after breaking up with me
>She messages me on facebook all the details of her various hookups
Literally the best feel tbqh, almost makes me glad we broke up
>>29220140
post a picture so we can all remember her face so that we don't end up dating her in the future when she lies about her past sexual partners.
>relationship ends
>completely sully your social standing
>no self respecting man will want to date you
I dont get it, is she supposed to be getting back at you or something?
This is like setting fire to your business after some guy quits.
>>29220140
Dude this is sexual harassment
If she keeps sending it to you go to court over it
If you don't have the money/time for that, just post in the messages her wall.
how the fuck do i make friends after college la
by doing things
>>29220089
If I knew that then /r9k/ would not be my only friend.
>>29220089
This has been my biggest problem so far as well. If only I knew.