Holy shit. Just watched this. I have never been so rekt by a movie before. Any other good robot-kino movies?
most of these were pretty good
>>29225191
Just watched this at another anon's recommendation in a previous thread
pretty light-hearted, so it'd make a nice palette cleanser
>>29225236
shit
originally
Does anyone else seriously freak out just from smoking weed?
Yep, can't do it.
Can do virtually everything else and enjoy it, but weed is just like a constant nightmare anxiety attack in slow motion.
>>29225159
Yes me
It's probably undiagnosed autism
As I got older I started get what I believe is medically referred to as impending sense of doom
Happens to a lot of people. Once the excitement and wonder is gone after the first dozen or so times you smoke the bad shit becomes a lot more apparent
what's the most autistic thing you do on a frequent basis?
>be me
>play acnl
>75% of fanbase is female
i get to talk to a lot of girls and it now awkward because it's in game / on forums / IMs
>play Football Manager
Getting up to about 4k hours now over the last few years. I've met worse, but it's still bad.
>be a fan of a particular obscure show
>show has a radical SJW-tier cancerous fanbase
>have a tumblr account on which I post about the show
>adopt the stereotypical mannerisms and speech patterns of tumblr when I use it
>"oh my god" "holy shit I can't" "I'M SCREAMING"
>scared to admit I'm a cis male
My great shame
>>29225179
what show?
pewpew
Honest question:
Why do fags not want to fuck girls in the ass?
Is there some benefit to having the anus or mouth around your dick being attached to another dick? The other dick is not even being used during sex if you're the top. Why bother differentiating between genders if, as a fag, you just want mouth and ass? Girls have both. If vaginas are so awful, have her put a piece of duct tape over it before you ream her ass out, faggots.
pic unrelated
Do you want your dick sucked by a guy?
>>29225114
immaterial. faggots define themselves based on sex acts, so they shouldn't be picky if they want dick-in-butt.
they are attracted to the guy doing the sucking
hey /r9k/, failed normie. I really need help.
>fall in love with girl
>after 3 years we date
>she breaks up with me
>4 years pass and still not over her
>we talk casually as friends
>find out she ended up having feelings for another guy
>of course, she moved on, I don't blame her
>i guess the guy was mad that she's...
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>>29225102
It sounds like you're in a trap and theres only one way to get out.
>Stop talking to her
You need to send her a message telling her that youve decided that you two shouldnt talk anymore, dont be specific, be vague, DO NOT tell her you loved her or some crap like that and say its self explanatory and wish her the best.
Its not easy, ive done it and many other guys here have too, shes most likely not going to care too much which will only help you. If she messages you, dont...
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>>29225231
That's the thing. I've done that before- to the T. But after a whole year she started texting me, and I couldn't help myself. The thing here is, I'm not cock blocking myself; I've fucked plenty, but I always think of that one specific girl, and I know I can't get over her. I know it sounds like I'm being dramatic, but I really can't get over this chick.
This has happened to a lot of people. Let this be a lesson to never get comfy around a women. The only reason they ever choose to date a guy is either
1) He is better then her (socially, economically)
2) She needs a vessel to make her feel like a women( the goal of all women are to be desirable )
3) Use the guy as a provider
I'm so tired of hating everyone and everything they do. I don't want to hate anyone at all, but normalfags just make themselves so easy to despise. Humans are all just such pieces of shit, there's always something to hate about them. Not even dumb little shit you have to specifically look for. They wear this shit like badges of honor.
Its hard to accept nature for what it is.
Like trying to accept someone you dont like for who they are.
>>29225076
Just realize you are a giant sack of shit too anon, it will get easier if you do.
>>29225150
>it's hard
Something being hard means it's possible. How do I into acceptance?
>>29225176
I said humans are all pieces of shit. Obviously I'm a human.
You wee roaches will never fully grasp the control I possess over your minds. My manipulation of this board has been going on for years, and I can make you do whatever I want. Your merely talking to another poster puts them under my control. You won't even know it when it happens, but I will know it and continue to fuck with your little roach brain that can't even comprehend the power that is at play on this board.
>>29225045
i'm fine being an ignorant little roach. it's worked out nice so far so why start worrying now?
>>29225045
nah dude ur the roach
Fuck you!!!! You think you're going to get to me you piece of shit? Fuck you buddy try harder
>He has the virgin walk
>He wears jeans in summer
>>29225023
>he posts the virgin walk meme trying to get (You)s
>>29225023
>Virgins walk a certain way
>People aren't allowed to have insecurities about their legs
Haha okay Chad, ttyl
>>29225023
Virgin walk is legit as this basically means "low confidence walk."
Jeans in summer is pretty normal. Not really different than any other pants as long as they're well-fitted jeans.
I'll add a few of my own though:
>he lives with his parents past age 25
>he doesn't have friends
>he doesn't own a car and doesn't live in a big city where it's normal to not drive
Welp, this is my last post. It all has to come to this.
LOL jk. But I will however cease posting about my lottery addiction in case I do actually win so no one suspects it was me if there is an American lottery winner and then I stopped posting, and also because as I am fully well aware, I am more likely to be hit by a car and struck by lightening at the same time while walking to 7-11 to buy lottery tickets than ever win a major lottery jackpot.
So for the sake of closure, please suggest to me ways of generating income that do not involve
A) A full time job
B) Using a computer for more than an hour a day
C) Anything dirty, dangerous, illegal. or highly technical
I now accept that I will have to dip into my inheritance money in order to change my life circumstances in order to even be able to do anything, since I don't live in a place I feel safe and comfortable in, it is not conducive to success. And also never learned how to drive and no parking place or reliable street parking here anyway. Though the main challenge would be getting someone to rent me an apartment, or part of it, make up a story about being something other than NEET, and actually be making money before too long.
>lying about your past
Childish. Nobody cares if you were a NEET. Admit your faults and grow past them.
>>29225078
>>29225078
>Nobody cares if you were a NEET.
"So your diploma says you graduated college in 2013, what have you been doing since then."
"Nothing"
>Employer's face when
Please don't stop posting. I have not else to share these feels with.
Also are the one who said he spend three thousand dollar on the lottey
first dubs picks my new name. surname and middle name included.
>>29224970
first name Mantis last name Toboggan
>>29224970
Eat Ma Pussy
>>29224970
dick nope sucka
When did you realize that you don't qualify as a full fledged Robot?
Was it painful?
I've always known I was a cyborg, even before /r9k/ was invented.
>>29224871
When i first started coming onto /r9k/ i realized i wasn't a complete autist but i wasn't socially fluid either
>>29225060
Same, I'm some king of mutant daywalker
>taking shower
>really need to shit
>instead of getting out and drying off, I instead cuffed my hands over my asshole and shat
>tried throwing the shit into the toilet and it fucking misses, creating a huge poo splatter
slippery wet dog poop
Thats why I always take a nice shit before getting in the shower.
>>29224887
then you have to shower while smelling shit the whole time. It sucks bro. Its better just to take the shower while having to shit. This is assuming you only have one bathroom to use.
People are nothing more than a game to me. I spend months at a time strategically planting ideas into people's heads, and playing mind games get bored of someone after a while and move on to my next victim but that's okay because there's literally billions of you dirty little roaches to play around with.
Some people actually believe I care about them as people but the truth is I only use them for my personal advantage and entertainment
>>29224842
jesus christ, just go shoot up your local community college already.
fuck off with this
who hurt you OP? whats making you lie anonyously online. are you lying to yourself too?
roaches nigga
trumpfags are the absolute worst, fucking /pol/ was so based but now its all trumps memes and bait.
trumptards are cancer, their memes should be banned
Why do /pol/tards do this (((thing)))? It looks like a shitty version of the excessive quotes the aussies invented on /int/.
Hey Johnathon! You enjoying your summer break? How did your middle school graduation go?
>>29224784
its like a golden star, newfag
Who here /30yo&older/?
Are you afraid for your future as an anlone old man?
34yo here. 99% chances I'm going to live the rest of my pathetic life alone, as it was for the last 15 years. No friends, no family, no acquantainces.
I try to think about that as little as possible, but when I do I get terrified.
31 here.
No close relationships but I still have family around. Wasted my 20s on video games and pushed away all my friends.
The one relationship I had taught me that I'm probably better off alone, instead of ruining someone else's life with my self pity.
I 've always liked being alone for the most part. I just want to enjoy as much good food and music as I can before I die.
>>29224704
28 and already unbearable.
>>29224704
34 here
It's a pathetic life, alone and disabled but at least I tried and fought for awhile before my crazyness caught up with me. Now my fear is that my neetbux aren't going to cover everything the way these landlords are jacking up the prices on everything, or that I might have to go back to lining near my family.