Incel virgins of /r9k/, why haven't you fucked your mommy yet?
>>29229552
because sex doesn't feel that good and my mom is old and unattractive
>>29229552
If only that were an option.
>tfw never got to be a shota
I'm attracted to her. She put on a bit of weight, her butt is enormous and it's uncomfortable to walk in the hallway behind her because of it. Her breasts are extremely saggy from the few times I've accidentally seen her naked, but in a bra they look perfectly fine. I've had erotic dreams about her several times. She has no reason to, but part of me has hoped she would make a move.What the fuck is wrong with me
I finally shaved my neet beard. First step to my life transformation.
This it. Last chance.
Fuck mate you look like Fabio
>>29229538
good look brother, get a haircut too and find a decent brand of cologne start to wash your face n shit dont use too hot of water remember to always floss literally always floss its amazing once you get on a regular routine of flossing. also your last chance was in highschool or college so if youre not in a uni you're fucked m8
>>29229538
Looking good, man. You kinda look like Jeff Buckley with a Jewish nose. Good luck, there's hope for you.
Its that time again
>ywn play MoP at its prime ever again
>ywn fight through the siege of orgrimmar ever again
>ywn collect valor to level up your gear ever again
>ywn experience pvp in timeless isle ever again
>ywn spend literal days on the timeless isle to get one shiny dragon
>ywn cross the bridge for the first time with your legendary cloak ever again
>ywn...
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WoD is utter crap, MoP was a bit better. Only did 1st raiding tier in Cata and then quit until Mop. WotLK was good up until ToC. TBC was god tier until Sunwell. Vanilla was the best time of my life.
>>29229507
Yaaaaaaawn, don't give a fuck.
Now were you serious about having a tulpa or were you just fucking with us
Vanilla pvp (early AV / pre-carebear world pvp) > TBC raiding > everything else
>yfw u chose enchanting as your profession in vanilla and you discovered it was pretty shit but still rolled need to DE epix
lmao
>Anon let's play willy wars!
>Whoever can wank their willy and make the most willyjuice gets to use the other ones bum as a fanny!
>My big willy makes lots of milk!!!!
>I beat chinese keith at willy wars and when I used his tight bum later his little chinky willy did spurts all down his leg and he wasn't even touching it!
Willy Wars is a rigged game.
Whoever hasn't cum in a longer period of time will probably win.
>>29229491
it rewards discipline
Oh boy wily wars
In this thread we list the things we are insecure about.
My insecurities:
- small hands
- small feet
- small penis (5")
- large head
- have a lisp
- gyno
I hate my hair
>>29229441
>not using greentext
>>29229441
>upper working class (poor)
>nonwhite
>tiny penis (4")
>Tend to associate whatever media I'm consuming with whatever I'm feeling/doing
>Said media is completely ruined for me if something negative/painful happens
>Avoid consuming media if something (potentially) painful is occurring so I can still enjoy it later
>Something potentially painful is happening now and may continue for quite some time
>Haven't touched games or VNs since it started
>Want...
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>>29229345
I do that too but I only associate music with what I'm doing and not what I'm feeling.
>>29229345
I used to anon.
>>29229345
I know what you mean
This is the reason I can't play halo odst
I hate my neighbor, so every time I go out I flip the bird in the general direction of his flat entrance.
That'll show him.
>>29229283
just flipped the bird at your post
>>29229290
Just flipped the bird at your reply.
>>29229403
Just flipped a birds nest outside my window
so its suicide time guise I guess this is it. Existence idk I dont want it anymore not this one atleast. I have been fucked over or fucked up every major event in my life and idk why I'm still alive. I should've died when I was 15 but Im 21 now almost 22 and I cant figure out why I'm still alive. Modern medicine is the real answer but I was born with a brain tumor and constantly have seizures and this existence is hell.
> I was born with a brain tumor
Surgery isn't a option?
>>29229280
smoke weed bro
>>29229280
Look to /r9k/'s heros for inspiration on what you should do with your life.
For those of you not aware the beta uprising has started in Orlando, FL.
first this girl was killed:
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/breaking-news/os-christina-grimmie-dead-orlando-20160611-story.html
by a robot then another single white male shot 20 gays in orlando
http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/12/us/orlando-nightclub-shooting/index.html
Your grandson (from cucked semen) will ask you where you were the day of the beta uprising
>>29229246
bummp 3332525
>>29229246
>tfw /lgbt/ probably getting triggered by this
>>29229246
any proof that he was a robot, like some posts or thread?
>tfw after 22 years of KHVness I acquired a qt, shy, loving loyal gf
>tfw having sex literally every single day
my life is perfect now
haven't even lurked or posted here for months now thanks to my gf
keep believing robots
never give up
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>>29229220
Your satisfaction is an illusion that will fade quickly with time, my friend. I'm sorry to tell you this.
>>29229220
>I acquired a qt, shy, loving loyal gf
how
>>29229220
how did you meet her ?
this cat is really cute
Looks like I became a wagecuck after all, who would have guessed.
>software dev in a company affiliated with Siemens
>small team of 10 people
>coworkers are nice
>pay is breddy good for a first job
>hard as fuck
>have to make quality and bug free code
>very stressful at times
>only one without gf there, can feel bantz already...
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>>29229215
>admin
>large organization
>coworkers are mostly great
>AU$52k + full benefits
>Either nothing to do or 6 things at once
>Lots of responsibilities, though most of it is fine
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>LITERALLY cotton picker tier job
>Remove weeds from plazas and other public places
>>29229308
isn't min wage like $20/hour there? Why even settle for a $50k job when you could literally ring people up at mcdonalds for comparable money. god fucking australians are so fucking dumb i hate every one of you
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/real-life-stories/woman-told-too-ugly-love-6937015
I just found this. Apparently people were saying that this girl is "too ugly" and she was invited on dating shows for ugly people.
Now, tell me, given she was a virgin due to her HORRENDOUS birthmark, how many of you would go out with her?
I would, no questions asked.
>tfw no face birthmark gf
>>29229158
Either my standards are low, or she's a 10/10
I hate these fuckin "too ugly for love" or whatever shits.
Its ALWAYS above average people that have some unique quirk or something different on their faces that doesnt even necessarily make them ugly.
Fucking normies. They should show robots on those shows and THEN you would have people who are truly too ugly for love.
>>29229181
>Tfw on these shows the ones with the higher chance of finding someone are WOMEN
>Hey anon, did you not get the invite either? haha
>>29229116
why the fuck did they do it again?
>>29229126
Because normies REEEEEEEEE
Also to ensure a future filled with spicy memes.
>>29229126
Trench Coat Mafia Outcasts get triggered by Chad for throwing ketchup at them in the cafeteria.
Anyone watching the Grand Finals?
of gourse :-DD
>eg out
>secret out
>kpop out
>le manlet kebab vs le 9000 matchmaking points man
It's hard, but I wish I cared about either team.
>>29229173
>likes EG and Secret
>Ask someone who exaggerated their autism to the point they actually got diagnosed with moderate autism and now they have to keep up an act 24/7 around other people (especially family) to keep them believing you're actually autistic and you're in so deep you'd even get into legal trouble because of governmentbux etc..
>>29229026
Prove it, originally.
>>29229128
prove what?
my diagnosis?
>>29229153
Yes. Original comment 456842554