How many ciders (kopparberg) do I have to drink to get drunk?
I've had 2 before and it had no effect at all (not even tipsy). I just want to become more sociable for uni.
Thanks robots
>>29232534
Don't drink kopparberg if you want to get drunk you fucking faggot
>>29232534
you don't want to be drunk
You just want to be tipsy
>>29232580
Yeah I want to be tipsy
who else here have bad internet?
tfw i have to turn of wifi on my phone and close all programs that use internet just so i can barely watch videos in 480p
I live in a city with 3.4 million people and I am almost at the city center
Pic is the best speed I can gete
>finally get to a place with fiber internet (uni)
>their routers are trash
>pinging a server list would crash them
>even during games I could test 1-2% packet loss
>games jerk and shit
>videos sometimes corrupt or don't load properly
>wifi literally would stop working for more than a day at a time, wired works ok
>like three...
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>>29232491
your download speed is just over twice mine, same with your upload speed
i'm poor and pay just $14.99/month
it's OK i guess
>she has some dumb dudeweedlmao-tier quote as a tattoo on her collarbone
pic unrelated
Yeah what the fuck is up with fucking quotes on their chests or arms or shit
Its so unappealing, do they really lack the capacity to keep the quotes in their memory so they need to ruin their bodies by inscribing them on there?
Shits gross.
>>29232474
It's just so they can feel like they're unique and some special snowflakes or some shit. They can also "accidentally" reveal it in every selfie they every take on instagram/facebook for everyone to see.
>>29232570
It honestly makes me think less of a person when I see that, or most any tattoo really but especially the newest trend of these quote tattoos.
>trips will die in their sleep
>dubs will shit themselves in front of their oneitis
>oneitus is dead
It's a win-win for this ol' buckaroo
Rollin', I don't have a oneitis so I have nothing to lose.
>>29232258
>implying i don't want to die
>implying i don't have a scat fetish
let's fucking do this
>tfw no hot teacher molested me in school
why live
>>29232178
Wtf, 11 year old!? Seriously, that ain't no good desu.
>>29232200
I'm pretty sure I had a libido at age 11. This would've been a dream come true.
what exactly did she do?
that line about having a shower is absolutely fuck all.
Who /failingcollege/ here?
>ausfag
>2 exams tommorow
>3 in a weeks time
Not motivation to study, haven't opened books for weeks.
Academia is for suckers, forget about school, stop wasting your time and just try to pursue happiness instead, the only thing worth half a damn in this existence.
>>29232118
then why are you even attending college you fucking leech
>>29232158
>follow ya bliss, mon
Omar Mateen shot 20 normalfags at a club last night
Was he a robot /r9k/?
They'll just use this to convince more goyim to sign up for their NATO one-world-government wars.
We need more black and asian mass shooters. The media doesn't like to give them too much attention.
>>29232046
IMO we will probably never know as the media will conveniently slide it away or spin it as an attack on gay rights or something.
>>29232046
He now holds the high score. 50 dead 53 injured
Trump is getting in that white house and a new age of fascism begins. At least this will distract people from blacks. We'll be able to get shit done while whites deal with this islam problem
You can never leave your problems, but you can always change your location. Describe what your dream city living location would be like
>easy job tech start-up
>short hours as long as you get work done
>great food locations everywhere
>live in comfy apartment or townhouse with roommates who are your good friends
>play smash bros tournaments on the weekends and meet cool young people
>most...
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>>29232040
WHY COULDN'T I HAVE BEEN BORN IN SEATTLE ITS NOT FAIR MY FUCKING GREAT UNCLE IMMIGRATED TO FUCKING SOUTHEAST MI, THAT'S NEAR THE CITY OF DETROIT.
ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29232117
Just move there if you want to live there so badly.
>>29232117
>clapburger complaining that he isn't in the most ideal part of america
>tfw I can't even get into the country because lol u need visa
pack up your shit and move there
>Mom tells me that I'm not allowed to hang out with "those nigger kids down the street" anymore because I have another status and she raised me to be "patrician" like my European ancestors
>We were arguably poor
Hey Rorshack, your moms a Whooooooore!
My mom used to clean my penis for me when I was 4. With her mouth. She did this till I was 7.
>>29232038
When I was a shy boy, girls would call me hotstuff and so on. I didn't like it, I felt like shit and just wanted someone to treat me like a person. That turned me into a legitimate feminist robot.
Anyone spooked already?
>mornin' anon! *crooked half smile*
>>29232035
>*crooked half smile*
What did she mean by this?
>>29232072
Try it.
How does it make you feel?
>>29232035
Gert out of my house you ugly dyke
Would you fuck a squid, /r9k/?
>>29232025
that's a kid
>>29232052
But it's also squid, so it's legal.
>>29232025
I'd get dominated by a male squid, considering they're a year older than me
What's the lowest you'd settle for?
Threads like these make me think of how fucking disgusting the dating market is
I'm glad i'm a MGTOW
>>29231964
I am afraid of an unhappy relationship desu, I rather die alone than settle for something not worthwhile. I need something meaningful.
If that means unhappiness, let it be so.
>>29231964
pretty low I feel like I'd date like handicap chicks because of KS
>that late night feel of wanting to just die on the spot
it's 10:13 AM m8
what do you mean? the half hour i have before i go to bed is pure bliss, all my worries disappear and i go numb
>>29231995
You sound like a wagecuck. I get really depressed around bed time because all my bad thoughts just reign on me at once
I search New webm for my collection
haha they are like big sand bags :DDD
I give New webm for your collection
>>29231924
Fucking hell I can't stop laughing
Apparently my close female friend,who was the only female I was ever close to in any way outside of my family`s physical affection,which I viewed as both a sign of trust and a sign of her attachment towards me in a non-degenerate,familial way was just a sham.She only did it,because she was too nice to tell me she was uncomfortable with it to my face.What should I do?
Should I seriously bump my own damn thread?
>>29231891
You are a fucking idiot cunt
1. Cut contact with her you ruined everything
2. All women are fucking degenerates, you just aren't chad thundercock.
>>29231928
Kill yourself nigger, sageing because of that
>>29231891
you should've picked up on it earlier is what you should have done
other than that, break it off with her and get over it
>>29231928scum