ITT: We judge you by your LAST name
Herndon
>>29221344
Nguyen
Oregano Cumin
Gilham
>>29221344
Hitler
Oregano commentoooo
Post comfy pics, music, vids, and snacks. Sit back, relax, and pretend we're a happy family.
Feel free to post anything related. Perhaps some stories and tips related to being comfy.
Maybe rate each others posts out of 10.
Also, join this comfy chatroom if you want:https://rabb.it/michael.13.36[/spoiler ]
and vote for /comfy/ music hour
>>29220870
It's been raining heavily. I love it, but i think it's made me sick.
>>29220985
it's always a rainy day
without you...
>>29220870
Listening to the theme from Escape From New York right now.
Feeling unfulfilled. I'm going to get up early tomorrow and run, just to see if I can make myself feel better about being a sack of shit.
Capitalism is cancer. Do robots agree?
>>29216345
the reason why your disgusting fat wrinkled ass is on this board and not slaving on some dairy farm right now is because of capitalism. fucking commie.
>>29216432
No. His ass is here because communism threatened capitalists into giving some basic rights to it's slaves in fear of revolt.
>>29216345
Global capitalism is cancer yes but socialism collapses quicker and harsher.
there are 5 states where it's legal to kill yourself as long as you are willing to di it yourself
explain why you haven't moved to one of them to do it
you have 9 minutes
you can kill yourself in any state...
>>29236306
What's the punishment if I do it in the other 45, will they arrest my corpse?
>>29236306
because doctors still try to talk you out of doing it. and more importantly it's only legal for them to assist in certain tightly-controlled circumstances, like if you have a terminal illness. You can't just phone them up and ask for a prescription for cyanide.
>"So Anon, which college are you going to?"
Johns Hopkins
>>29235751
I'd suck your dick if you'd be my friend.;_;
Yale
Lets try something different share some good life advise.
If you've got coursework, get it out of the way as soon as possible, It means you will have time to enjoy some other activities later on and have time to fix any errors in it.
Now what about you Robots?
Literally just do what you want whenever but don't be retarded about it
>>29235455
> advise
original comment
Floss before you brush. I did it the wrong way round for years.
Ever notice how all mass shooters are ugly as fuck?
Find me one shooter who is more attractive than this guy.
>Pro-tip: you can't
>>29235266
>mass shooters are ugly as fuck
>they get insulted for their looks every single day
Gee, I wonder why they go on a killing spree.
>>29235266
>forgetting about Reb and Vodka
Sounds like you're a faggot. Both those guys got plenty of pussy.
>>29235266
I don't believe there are shooters more attractive than this guy, but Eric Harris, Anders Breivik and Elliot Rodger were not ugly, they were at least average or slightly above.
>Oh my god anon, my deodorant stopped working!
>Sniff me and tell me if I smell bad, okay?
*pops boner*
>>29235122
Ew, put your arm down!
I can smell you from here.
>>29235122
b-but we fukin or wat?
Even though theres no way Ill ever get any action, I still maintain a hygenic and neat pubic area. Do you guys trim your pubic hair, or shave, or leave natural. Out of the 3 girls Ive asked they all say they prefer trimmed.
>>29235085
show the rest of your cock. do a little show for us.
you're good mate
original
>>29235085
i do it rarely atm but when i do i go conpletely naked. no hair left behind
>check bank account
>available balance: $7.97
>don't get paid until the 22nd
who else is feeling economically challenged here
>>29235050
How did it end up like this, OP?
>>29235050
I am on - $13 lmfao
>>29235074
I moved out my parents house at 19 because I was tired of their shit, even though I've never been away from home for more than a week
I knew a guy who helped me find work in the city but rent is expensive as fuck. shit's just hard desu
>50 faggots dead
>Muslim assailant
>Liberals are all having fits of cognitive dissonance
>Media is trying their hardest to brush over the fact that the shooter was a muslim terrorist even though it's fucking obvious
This shit is fucking great, I don't see how libtards can pull themselves out of this shit. Hillary support is going to fucking tank after this.
>I don't see how libtards can pull themselves out of this shit.
Like far right conservatives do on scientific facts, through willful ignorance.
#NotallMuslims
>>29235080
>mfw no one will know this is post ironic bait and that only sheeple believe in the two party system
>>29235032
>Hillary support is going to fucking tank after this.
wishful thinking. you underestimate the power of self-delusion.
Is my girlfriend white, r9k?
Asfjfggs
>>29234952
>dark eyes
>curly hair
Not even close
In America, yes. In white countries, no.
>>29234952
obviously, obviously not. one drop nigger is full nigger.
Why dont you just get a nice haircut? A nice haircut could easily turn you from a 4/10 to a 7/10
Because most dont want to get their hair done every fucking week
>>29234754
It's funny when you have short hair (a nice haircut) but you're still a 4/10. Try again, senpai.
>not all of us can have dat jawline
>>29234754
It doesn't work like that. Looks are not mathematics. You can't be a 4/10 and then get 3 points from haircut and become a 7/10.
In fact you might end up looking worse because now it looks like you try hard.
why do fake boobs look so much better than real ones with such fullness and no sagging
>> inb4 watching too much porn
No. They always look stiff and bizarrely rounded.
They trade looks for feels.
>>29234789
but real tits feel awkward in shape and also quite hard to grasp
no idea how fake ones feel
Have my first psychologist appointment tuesday, any tips, also, am i able to tell them i have suicidal thought as long as i say i dont want to kill myself or should i just pretend i dont?
Yep. Just preface by saying: I have no plans or anything, I don't plan on harming myself or others, but I really struggle with these suicidal thoughts.
Just be clear that you don't want to actually die.
I tell my therapist this all the time. He sometimes asks me if I come up with any good ones, then we have a laff. I really like my guy. He gets me.
>>29234688
I figured itd be ok if i said that but hes probably gonna see im unstable and i dont want him to throw me into a dungeon while im in the middle of college
>>29234843
I was scared of this too, but really, they'll only call the goon squad in if you say shit like
>I don't know what I'm going to do after this
>I've written a letter and put my things in order
>There's a bottle of pills in my car I plan on taking
Like, you have to be an immediate threat to yourself and others. People have suicidal thoughts all the time, but so long as you separate your...
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