>forgetting your kit and having to wear the unwashed spare kit
>that one guy who would sell lucozade and sweets at break
>watching the whole school charge onto the field when a fight broke out
>taking a tactical chew on your gum when the teacher wasn't looking
Share stories lads, le's bring some bantz to this board
>first day of high school
>some year 11 kids get in a fight
>suddenly one of them drops to the ground
>turns out a pencil in his pocket stabbed him during the struggle
>ruptures his spleen
>tfw the first fight I ever saw was the most exciting
I think the kid survived, he was in the ICU for a while though
>some teachers pet type kids doing a sponsored silence
>around 30 in total from our year but they were all in different classes so every teacher knew that this was going on
>get into science class and every student is sat down before the teacher arrives
>some guy has the idea to pretend to be doing the silence
>this catches on and we all stay silent
>teacher laughs and knows it's a joke...
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>wank all the rugby boys off into he changing rooms
>let them spunk on me like some human cum rag
i'm so bored
>>29243725
Where is your Rei pic faggot?
>>29243742
it's probably not the baltic guy, i don't think he'd use a pepe pic.
this is a o r i g i n a l post broseph
>tfw family and coworkers think im gonna shoot up a school because i dont have a girlfriend (because im fat, insecure, and afraid of having kids)
>tfw they ignore me dropping everything to help them or do as they ask, my love for animals, my acts of charity, my tolerance for almost everything
Why are normies so blind?
also
>tfw 95% of the girls ive asked literally were disgusted or got angry and i've told them this
What do they want me to do? Are they not ok with me just being a charitable good soul?
Also,
>tfw 95% of girls ive asked were disgusted or got angry with me and ive told them this
What do they want me to do? Are normies not ok with me living my life being nice and serving them because i genuinely believe in kindness?
>>29243719
There are certain things that people can't help but focus on. It just so happens that they're usually negative.
just got earringsam I attractive now?
No, you still look like Jimmy.
>>29243710
post a pic of you wearing them (don't need to show face if you dont want to / could block it out)
>>29244306
Was Jimmy male or female? I still don't know.
Reminder that all FAGGOTRY and NORMIE threads are a parte of a bigger conspiracy to bring down /r9k/
the few robots left on this board MUST fight back against these fuckers
Yeah that doesn't really come as a suprise. It's not like this board can get any worse though. Right?
>>29243681
>Posting the same shit again and again.
Holy shit you fucking autist(or some faggot from outside 4chan that wants everyone to fight each other in here)
Stop.
I ain't voting Hilary either btw because I'm not even american but I hope Trump wins so you fuckers commit suicide.
Maybe if you fucking asshats actually participated in decent threads and saged all the shitty fembot and b8 this wouldn't be too much of an issue to overcome.
But no, it's always the same threads every week that ever get anywhere. I've seen plenty of threads (and made a few myself) that had so much potential for conversation just 404.
It's not hard to turn the tides, just sage threads that are bait and participate in the threads that deserve it.
HOLY SHIT HOW DO YOU GET THE BED BUGS TO GO AWAY I ALSO HAVE THIS SHIT ON MY NECK AND IT MAKES ME SCRATCH MY NECK CONSTANTLY THEY EVEN GOT MY EYELIDS THESE ARE THE MOST ASSHOLE BUGS NEXT TO FUCKING WASPS HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT I HAD A TIC WHEN I WAS WALKING IN THE FOREST BUT I JUST REALIZED IT WAS A FUCKING BED BUG AND NOW THESE FUCKING MARKS ARE APPEARING ALL OVER ME AND THEY FUCKING ITCHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>29243679
burn everything you own and move to a new location
in short your fucked
Burn your fucking house, gas yourself.
Go take out a loan and fill out your whole room/house/car/workplace with that white powder they hate. Dig a moat around your sleeping space. Move out, do not take ANYTHING with you. Call your landlord every single day demanding that he takes care of them.
That is THE WORST FUCKING THING THAT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU
WHY DID YOU LET THEM GET TO THAT STAGE
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
Dont fuck with those things, they will turn your life into a fucking hell.
They feed on your blood. remove all the blood from your body for six to eight weeks and starve them out. (You have to starve out the adults now AND all the hatchlings until they die too, they won't lay more eggs if they are starving)
Is there free will?
Do we really have control over the choices we make in our lives?
>>29243635
Yes. You TOTALLY, without a DOUBT have 100% control over your own life.
You always have control over the choices you make, but not the outcome from those choices. Factors beyond your control will always have the potential to influence the path of your life.
>>29243635
you have the ability to think and question things. there are obviously going to be outside sources that will stop you, or slow you. even your genetics can stop you from being such and such, but that really ins't your fault. if you could, you know you would change things about you. that's your free will.
If no one else can be bothered then I guess I'll do it edition
In for late night waifus. Might as well post yours lads
>>29243622
>earlier
>has a reply
>night time image
okay I think this thread is the right one
Spent all my dole on Magic cards, won't even arrive for two weeks.
>>29244219
Aye I was waiting to see which thread would win out.
Is that Magic the Gathering? Seems like a bit of a waste if it's all your dole money but if you enjoy it then why not
Anyone ever had tonsil stones? These things smell like absolute shit
>>29243606
How do you remove those things? Are they like zits you pop inside the mouth? Holy shit I couldn't live with something like that on me I would freak out and grab a knife and remove those things.
I didn't even know this was a thing. It looks pretty uncomfortable.
>>29243606
Yeah I actually have a condition where I get these more often than the average person (cryptic tonsils). Just gargle saltwater and mouthwash and it will flush most of them out and kill the smell. I'm so used to them I can just squeeze/pick them out of my throat.
who /hopelessly/unemployed here?
sucks.
>tfw got denied as cart pusher at target
>>29244091
>yeah, sorry, we need someone with a bachelor's degree, five years of similar work experience, and whose had at least three gfs in order to be hired to make minimum wage pushing carts
Why do I get the feeling that you guys are either
Applying to jobs you have no experience in or
You are so socially inept that you dare off potential employers
jimmyneutron.wikia.com/wiki/Who's_Your_Mommy
This is a real fucking episode
>>29243526
Damn Carl is thicc
>>29243526
>unironically reading the Jimmy Neutron wiki
EVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH AHAHAHAHA AUTIST
There are lots of fetishes to had from childhood. Be wise in raising your children.
What names do you generally hate, robots?
>Ciara
>Taryn
>Tiffany
>Spencer
>Ashley
>Gina
None of those names are bad except maybe Taryn. Who the fuck is named Taryn?
carly
Who /devilish/ here?
>say 'all men are created equal'
>was only talking about straight white men
>Refuse to use people's names
>Call everyone "my property"
>be on an image board
>practicaly never post with an image
>>29243405
>someone mentions morality
>that's wrong anon!
SPOOKED
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HEY SON, how about you get your ass out of that room of yours and away from the computer for once??
Okay, Dad. I'll collect stamps from now on.
Get back to your grave, dad, you've been dead for years
>>29243390
why dont you buy some good weed for a change instead of that shitty brick stuff, dad.
What does fucking a girl in the ass feel like?
>>29243379
You can find about for about 150 dollars.
>>29243379
the same way it feels fucking a guy in the ass, but with half the effort
>>29243420
This, stop it with "how does it feel to (something sexual)" threads, go fuck a hooker