>mfw Skyped with oneitis for about 15 minutes before she went to bed
>mfw she says something along the lines of "unfortunately my anime boys will never be real. But hey, I do have you"
>mfw I could practically hear her blushing when I said "sweet dreams" when she went to bed
Holy shit, I haven't felt this good in months.
>>29246593
this oneitis, does it apply if I have done some sexy chatting and such? Including nudes
>>29246657
I think so. Though generally it implies more of an emotional bond than physical
>>29246692
I have it bad with this one chick, I usually go through women from websites like its nothing but this one girl. She isn't even special but something awoke within me and now I can't stop thinking about her and wanting to talk. I know that feel you have but now its killing me.
Why isn't there a SFW /r9k/?
>>29246580
there is it's calledlolcow
>>29246580
I thought I was the only one that hid posts with NSFW images.
I also hide shitpost threads and anything with around 200 replies or more.
>>29246608
But isn't that forgirls?
Does anyone remember that ex ceo of goldman sachs whose daughter did some porn? I literally can not go to sleep if I don't remember her name.
Please help me out
I think she used the name May Li and I know it was a facial abuse scene, I have the video downloaded but I'm not at my PC right now to tel you the exact name
>>29246575
Kelly beltazar if I recall correctly
>>29246616
dude holy shit thanks. been looking all night for this.
Who wants to get /lewd/ with me? Need to unwind now afterwatching E3 allday.
>watching e3
>not joining the count down for the reveal of omega forces next game
Its Berserk musou, the teaser website finally went up with a trailer
The trailer was Casca rape
Fuck off you pathetic faggot.
Omar "Don't eat ass during my holy fast" Mateen
>There are now people younger than 4chan who post on this site
>the rules will allow this in just a few more years
>there will be newfags who only know about Chris-Chan because of his tranny phase
>in a few years your favourite threads will be posted by teenagers
>there are people who keep the toilet lid up after using it
>>29246384
>women who complain about men leaving the seat up and then leave the lid up
>>29246839
This. You speak truth, senpai.
>>29246384
>there are people who pee standing
what, are you in a rush? Just sit the fuck down
typical girl
>who cares about virginity? it doesnt matter!
ask if they're a virgin
>duh i am wtf makes you think i had sex
let me see your hymen
>w-what??? anon the hymen can break from horse back riding or fence hopping that doesnt mean im not a v-virgin
every single time
>>29246373
So you tour the country, asking people about their virginity?
Maybe OP is just underage, but I'm 22 and every girl my age has no problem admitting they're not virgins. It's just kinda assumed. Same for dudes.
uh but shes not wrong, i know girls that didnt have hymens due to using super tampons and fingering themselves, so they didnt bleed their first time. some girls also intentionally try to pop their own cherry so that their first time isnt as uncomfortable.
>it's a "robot saves everyone in school from terrorist attack" daydream
>>29246370
>it's a "robot has to kill one person in the room without anyone noticing" daydream
>it's a "robot listens to a good song, pretends to go back in time and takes credit for it" episode
>>29246370
>it's an "imagining surprising his oneitis (and everyone) by performing a heartfelt and beautiful acoustic self-written indie folk song in front of the entire school" daydream
>you rob someone's house
>you taken a TV, PS4, and some videogames
>the person finds out who you are and places a curse on you
>every time you wake up, you'll wake up to someone peeing or shitting on you
>this won't stop unless you pay the person you robbed $1000 or return everything you stole from them in good condition
>for every week that you don't pay up, the amount...
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>>29246345
wonder what it would smell like haha :)
I'd just give it back since I already own all those things.
Nigga...
How the fuck is this even a scenario anyone would question...
Hey robots, I just wanted to remind you of the fact the deaths from that club shooting actually have impact and people everywhere are mourning it. Meanwhile nobody is going to care if you robots die, those shooting victims became martyrs. In fact I wouldn't doubt if those people weren't having hot sex left and right, and you've been how far? Know that people are grieving over gun victims and nobody is gonna miss your pathetic ass. Just wanted to remind y'all.
It's as if you actually want to remind us that one of the few ways we as an individual can make a major impact is killing a bunch of people.
>>29246364
Whoa there anon I was just joking don't actually go do something similar to what this guy did.
>laughs at people telling them they have no worth
>wonders why we snap and lash out
20/f I have watched porn since I was 10, and have never been able to orgasm without it. Even in my head I masturbate thinking about a recent porn scene. I have never had a vaginal orgasm. I have never cum by someone else's hand. My bf (only 1 I have ever had sex with) feels so bad and works so hard every which way with foreplay, toys, positions, roleplay, etc. I am just broken and wired wrong. I feel like some freak when all my other female friends can cum with their partners without porn. No matter how good sex feels I just dont get that trigger sensation which sparks...
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>>29246298
What state are you in?
V is for victory. VICTORY brand cigars, with the smooth American Taste.
>f
>porn addicted
Nice bait thread. Either that or you are the 0.0001%. Anyhow saged.
>>29246298
I watch porn prob daily but have also done no fap for 6 months in the past. Idk i guess porn is supposed to fuck you up but the two times i had sex i orgasmed fine and my ladyfriend seemed pretty pleased. Im about to go fap rn anyone know a good site with free brazzers/blacked videos.
Who else here used to have/still have /abusiveparents/
Share your stories robots, and feel just a little less alone in this cold harsh world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DT1Fb9B4IBo
A song to bump the thread.
My dad was cruel to me as a young'un, but maybe it was a good thing. If all progress is created by suffering, like some say, then wouldn't you want to torture your children to make them stronger? That's what I'm going to do, anyways. lol. (jk)
>>29246274
My dad used to beat the ever loving shit out of me with the metal end of a belt. Plus he'd threaten me whenever I cried, always saying "Don't make me give you something to cry about" He was also the most narcissistic douchebag that ever lived. Not to mention the fact that he was a lazy piece of shit to boot
whats your opinion about nudism ?
The only kind of nudism I support is purnudism.
reminder that nudist sites are full of pedo pics
>>29246338
>reminder that nudist sites are full of pedo pics
umm actually it's natural it's their natural bodies the way nature intended there's nothing sexual about that pervert
>be me
>28 years old
>earn well
>own have 440m2 house
>23 yo old beatiful wife
>gets pregnant
>we happy
>plan family
>prepare everything
>she gives birth today
>obviously black girl
AMA and what to do?
>>29246192
>white roastie
Are you really surprised? Fuck her while you can and then file a divorce ir whatever... it's your life.
>>29246192
fucking kill her and the kid what else
she has delicious tight innie desu... I never felt so embarrassed as I did in clinic
guys a black van has been parked on the street at night for 2 weeks and nobody enters or leaves it)
are the feds watching me? should i throw a rock at their windshield?
>>29246162
you know what to do
oregano oregano i was muted oregano
>>29246162
they are probably gypsies.
>>29246162
>should I throw a rock at the windshield of that I suspect is a police vehicle
go for it, what's the worst that could happen?