I'M NOT SICK BUT I'M NOT WELL
AND I'M SO HOT CUZ I'M IN HELL
>>29248274
OP, please, the children don't remember music from before 1999.
Neither of them are robots
Series 9 was a mistake
>>29248274
Help I'm Mark except I'm friendless with no Jez or Sophie or qt Dobby to pursue
I just got a ps3 and I want to buy some games. What are some of you guys' favorite games for it?
has no games, etc etc
>>29248196
You know PS3's let you download certain PS1 and PS2 games from the PSN store? Maybe you should check that out as well as getting PS3 games.
ni no kuni, tales of-serie, christine and dark souls
regards rpg-fag
My passenger headlight just died from either the intense rain or the curb I popped and it's going to cost $200+ that I don't have. My water bottle also broke and my cat chewed through my only earbuds and I'm just having a really really bad day. I can't afford college and I'm afraid of going nowhere and I jut want to disappear and not exist anymore. I want to die but I'm afraid of death and I don't want to carry these negative emotions anymore.
...
Feels thread I guess. Speak your late-night worries bots.
Im worried that i will never find out what i want to do with my life and i will be stuck working in a kitchen forever despite having a degree
>>29248173
>I want to die but I'm afraid of death and I don't want to carry these negative emotions anymore.
iktf
Do you have a job?
If so, how much do you earn?
If not, do you know any places where you might be able to get one?
A little advice, buy a used headlight assy. from ebay or a junkyard, $20
As long as it's not a mazda or mercedes it should be a piece of cake to replace, just a few bolts
I don't know if this is just me but I wanted to ask since a lot of you robots i'd assume might have had or are having similar experiences.
Has porn started to make you really fucking mad? Like i'm not talking about cartoon stuff i'm talking about like stuff with real living human beings.
Usually i've been able to fap to this shit just fine but when I see these girls and I generally always try and find a video with a fresh new girl every video and there always is one and there's so much amateur shit and its begun to fucking enrage me...
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Well, yeah sorta.
That's why you stop watching it and instead focus on trying to be that guy.
No luck thus far ayy
>>29248170
>watching porn where the woman gives consent
kek
>>29248170
I know what you mean friend. I gurantee if us betas banded together and started a militia we could take a city or maybe even a state at least in the US.
I know there's a lot of robots on /k/ and /pol/ aswell. Honestly I think this Beta uprising shit will never happen we just need some sort of experiences Robot to build a way for us to rally and get together and maybe take something for ourselves.
I just swallowed a cherry seed
A-am I going to die now?
No just appendicitis
>>29248169
Yes. The seed will feed of the acids and nutrients in your stomach, growing until your stomach can no longer handle it. It's roots will makes it's way out through your anus while it's flower grows through your trachea. Once it reaches mating season, it'll fuck you from the inside out.
I'm sorry, nothing can be done.
>>29248169
A cherry bush is going to grow inside of you
It will over expand inside your digestive tract (most likely your stomach) terring everything in its path
You will most likely die of axphixsiation or internal bleeding
There is no cure for your situation
I am sorry
You are going to die
Trust me
I am a trained physician
Best part of hugging a big girl is feeling her squishy belly melt into you.
I know that feel
I want a belly gf too
What is so sexy about girls with guts?
Belly girls are so sexy
I just want to know what their soft tummy feels like
>>29248352
same thing thats sexy about boobs and butt cheeks, but somehow most people don't see it, and and feel the reverse.
Big tits? Juicy ass? Thick thighs? Dayyuummm gurrl
Soft gut? Ewww gross where's the eye bleach.
I don't get it. Not trying to convince anyone of anything except that some people are actually aroused my fat bellies and its natural.
EXTROVERTS GET OUT
R E E
E
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YOU DO NOT BELONG HERE. GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD.
desu if you're an extrovert and still stuck here, you're life must suck way harder than an introverts'
we introfags are fine with being loners (maybe sometimes getting some feels) but extroverts from what I hear freak the fuck out if they're alone for a moment
>>29248085
>/r9k/ - robot9001
No topic. No demographic. This board isn't yours, you are just squatters here. You don't own it, and you cannot make me leave.
Fuck you. I'm staying.
>>29249204
>newfag comes to /r9k/
>feels entitled to be here, having contributed nothing but chuck-tier shitposts
If there's a wrong type of robot, it's you.
God damn it you guys... orz
I'm out of ideas. And you fuckers took the last thing that came to mind. ;-;7
>>29247990
ayyy, ROBOT9001 worked.
>>29247990
Tfw was going to buy the game just for the character creator
Is it worth?
>>29248142
IDK. Got a seven day trial so I'll let you know if this thread is still around. Checking out the character customization so far. Need to come up with a character name. I was going to make Chad Thundercock or Stacey Thundercunt but decided on making a Wizard class character. Too bad I can't make him Wojak, apparently - tried messing with character skin colors, no luck with a super pale color...
>its monday again
Just a reminder that i'm still waiting for our deserved Elizo-kun.
>>29247968
Elizo? Do you mean eliza anon? Shes dead
>>29247999
No, the male version.
Who else here only attracted to adults?
Like, pedos are sooo disgusting!
>>29247934
What's the story about the girl wanting to be a model?
Do teenagers count as adults?
There's this late 30's milf that goes to my gym. I have locked eyes with her several times and have smiled at her. I want to fuck her hard in the ass but I don't know how. Should I just ask her to babysit her kids
>be successful 22yo pure christian girl with a life
>get fatally shot while signing stuff
>be failed overgrown tortured soul waiting for death
>nobody has came to claim our heads
I can't stop thinking about this robots, anyone else feel what I'm feeling?
The guy that killed her seems like a robot. No social media accounts, no trace, nobody fucking knows him. He's balding and ugly.
Anyway if you want something done and nobody else is doing it you have to do it yourself. I would rather you all found peace in life through some other means, but if death is needed you must take it into your own hands.
>>29247917
That parasitic creature you call a woman obviously fucked the guy that killed her over. He just couldn't sit by and watch someone who wronged him get ahead in life. I applaud him, normies will never understand this because they don't get shit on to the degree a robot does. Not only do robots get shit on, everyone laughs and holds it against them but they praise and reward the bully, the piece of shit that stepped on them. This needs to happen more often, bullies being killed, robbed of their reward.
>>29248001
they had no past relationship of any kind.
>>29247946
the cops deleted all his stuff.
Do you think you would make a good bf, r9k?
>>29247910
No I'm too self-centered. I could never support her because I'm too fixated on my own issues. I would retreat to my comfy bed and pc when she could use my presence.
>>29247910
No, I'm clingy and obsessive to the point of verging on stalkerish. That chased off anyone that was dumb enough to ever consider having a relationship with me
I have a gf and no, I'm not a good bf
>Be me 36 at home enjoying my show
> Mlp4life.jpg
> When it gets cold in the basement my tummy gets the hungies
> where the fuck are my tendies
> my mother doesn't understand me
> I always eat tendies at 10:30
> "Mother get down here NOW"
> it is exactly 10:34
> mother hobbles down...
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>>29247908
Go on...commentinano originaldo
>he eats microwave tendies
Fucking pleb, are you even NEET
>>29247908
The Ballad of a Serial Killer
By roboanon
Normies don't have any balls. No matter how socially accepted they are, they're all boring pussies. When they go camping, they do the same fucking shit they do at home: party, only in the woods to they can Instagram it and make everyone think they're so adventurous. When I camp, I want to survive off the land and have a spiritual experience.
I feel like I'm the only one around here with dreams to actually see the whole world, and by that I don't mean being a normie touristfag, but really soaking it up and putting myself in the shoes of others,...
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Sometimes I take a train a few towns over away and spend a weekend homeless
>>29247907
How often do you camp? I used to go hiking and kayaking a lot but I didn't go camping. The idea of overnight trips made me nervous.
>>29248034
Not very often because the idea of camping is a once in a blue moon sort of huge event to all my normie friends, but I just got a canoe. Going to take that baby out by myself all summer while learning how to survive in the wild. Next year I may go up to Quebec and camp by myself if I'm confident enough that I won't end up dying.
>It's a dark, surprisingly cool summer night -- or it is for you, at least. Some of the patrons from more Northern regions might disagree with you.
>After a long day at your day job, you slowly make your way to the bar and unlock the door
>As you turn on the lights and get ready for the evening, you reflect on the long and winding decades that brought you here. Some harder than others, and the hardest parts only making your fraternal affections shine stronger for your fellow struggling...
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im just hope that all this shit i'm doing now will get me where i want to go...
>>29247923
Honestly I think you already know the answer to that question. Whether it's professionally, socially, or romantically, in my personal experience I've always known deep down inside whether there was success in any paths I chose in my adult life.
Where do you want to go? Again, if you're anything like me, you know what you need to do to get there, it's just growing the balls to do it that's hard.
>>29247860
Evening, barkeep. Or is it morning? I can't tell. Since I got laid off last week, time has stopped mattering.
I need some whiskey.