Is anyone else kind of sick of Mary Sues in modern media?
>>29259972
>that oversimplification of malaysian cave paintings
shit dude, I'm stealing this.
>>29259972
Mary sues are fine but since fiction is completely saturated with characters that fit that bill, you have to produce a more creative product than your typical good looking, never failing everyman. Rorschach from watchmen is a good example. His journey is filled with hardships and failures. He even dies but not without acomplishing his goal.
>>29260117
I watched the Martian the other day, and he's kind of invincible too. Every time something goes wrong, he pretty much just fixes it straight away with no major ramifications. I would have thought a great way to finish it would be if [/spoiler]the nuclear reactor he has in the rover ends up giving him cancer, so even though they went through all this effort to save him, he ends up dying shortly after anyway[/spoiler]
ITT: Post your IQ
134 Here
http://www.iqtest.com/
I will post information about you compare to the general population
it appears that the value is 110 according to this test
I'd wager it's two-figure seeing as I don't even have the attention span to complete this shitty quiz.
Has your beta white dick ever been stained by brown pussy?
>>29259921
BUUUUUUUUUUU
PFFFFFFFFsss
>>29259921
Brown pussy is best pussy but I'm a hue so my opinion is biased.
>>29259921
im atleast 73% white
Hi wagecuck. Us NEETS don't have to worry about shootings, since we like to order in and entertain ourselves because we don't like using gas (which hurts the environement) or giving money to the Jewish establishments.
NEETS: 1
Wagecucks: 0
>>29259894
Will wagecucks ever recover?
why can't wagies understand they are killing the planet with their vicious cycle of brainless consumerism?
don't they care about the birds and the bees? inhaling all that tailpipe exhaust must really cloud their judgement
>>29259999
Oo I made that imagine!! Thank you fellow NEET, I love that pic. Gotta use it more. Shows the healthy nature of the NEET
how many anon suicides are you responsible for?
>>29259877
I never said someone to kill himself
I might have convinced a few robots to kill themselves, yep. They're in a better place now.
>>29259877
ln the future I know there will be one.
who /bother their dog/ in here?
>dog starts falling asleep
>call his name
>dog lies down
>roll him over with my foot
>offer dog a piece of food
>keep pulling it away right before he can grab it
>repeat five or six times
>throw imaginary sticks
>>29259665
Leave your dog alone. Go bother some people or something what else are they there for
Childhood abandonment issues?
>>29259665
i love my dog and am not a dick to him.except i think snouts are adorable and would sometimes grab his snout or do something like put a sock over it
>ywn be the most popular artist in the world but act super humble about it, making you even cooler and more popular, cementing you into a legendary status that nobody touches for the rest of human history, making you a god among men
I don't ask for much.
You clearly asked for a lot just now.
>ywn be the perfect person, handsome, knowledgeable, knows a bunch of different languages gets along with every single person they meet, always in top physical condition, invents shit, debates philosophers, creates art that is widely applauded, always on some new adventure in some part of the world, could tell a new story every day that would blow your mind and be the most interesting thing you've ever been told, like it was just another day in the life of this guy
It's not a lot to ask.
>>29259651
>ywn write "Landslide" by Stevie Nicks
How come you're not in a sexy interracial relationship, anon?
>>29259644
Those tattoos are beyond disgusting.
I have nothing against tattoos, but I almost question if this is photoshopped because of how horrid this looks.
>>29259644
I turned her down, no remorse. Another one I might give another shot. Do it for liberalism anons!
>>29259677
It's on set of a movie, anon
Why haven't you become a woman yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQsl9c2-LRA
>>29259628
Hmmm. Maybe I'll give it a try. What are the pros and cons. Anon pls reply.
>>29259628
Friendly reminder that this tranny bimbo had oral sex with Chad's dog once.
>>29259628
All of the cosmetic surgeries and hormones are too expensive. Also trannies age like shit.
>finally getting a blowjob
>moan out 'ahh yes, that's the suck'
>cringe kills my boner
>finally getting a blowjob
>moan out 'Today, our fellow citizens, our way of life, our very freedom came under attack in a series of deliberate and deadly terrorist acts.
The victims were in airplanes or in their offices -- secretaries, businessmen and women, military and federal workers. Moms and dads. Friends and neighbors. Thousands of lives were suddenly ended by evil, despicable acts of terror. The pictures of airplanes flying into buildings, fires burning, huge structures collapsing, have filled us...
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>>29259770
this is the most Reddit post I've ever seen.
r/4chan wants you back.
>>29259608
>finally getting a blowjob
>moan out 'orlando shooting was NOT a radical islam problem'
>cringe kills my boner
Anyone feels lonely and not accepted by their peers at their job? I've been a couple of weeks in a new job and besides job-related things people mostly ignore me and don't make any effort to even talk to me. I have some social anxiety and that can make it harder but I've had previous jobs where I could get along other people fine and even made friends i.e I can socialize. With these new people there's no chemistry, I don't even know what to talk about with them.
please respond
I know there's wagecucks here, tell me your job feels.
>>29259594
I start work in 40 minutes for the first time
what do I do
im in the opposite spot
started a new job 4 months ago
everyone is too friendly, boss never shuts up, can never get a moment of silence, people always acting cheery and rosy like they are shitting sunflowers
its awful
>be me
>born into rich Slovak family
>be attractive
>good life
>at the age of 17 severer depression happens all of a sudden
>spend 5 years like in a dream, same story on repeat, feel like you wait in line all the time
>I like to read and have a good library at family house
>one day came across Quran
>read...
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>>29259573
Good for you. If Allah wishes it I will no longer be kafir.
>>29259573
Go fuck yourself traitor. My Slovak relatives are Christian through and through and you're nothing more than swine now.
Get fucked and leave, you should be ashamed for turning your back on your heritage
>rich
>religious
pick one
>I have a job interview tomorrowI AM FINALLY GOING TO ESCAPE THIS WRETCHED WAY OF LIFE
>>29259565
And you will enter one more miserable and soul crushing.
See you after the interview.
>>29259603
Nah man, even wageslaving is gonna be better than sitting at home all day. At least I'll have enough money after a while to go see mygf who lives 20 hrs away
>>29259607
Boy you'd best believe I'll get hired. I actually have great people skills if it's for job-related things and I've never had an interview where I didn't get hired.
>Meet a girl at New Year's Eve and instantly fall in love with her
>Try your try-hard failure best to impress her
>We become friends (sort of)
>Every day you sit next to her in uni is a blessing
>Make her laugh everytime
>6 months later after trying to do stuff with her realise you suck at this, she always has different plans with her high-school friends
>We meet at her friend's house and it's usually cool but you realise you fall in love with her even more
>Dance with her once but a closer dance makes her uncomfortable
>Months of texting
>Another party, this time she literally avoids me, every time I get next to her she finds something else to do
>I hear from her friends she has a boyfriend, a recent one
>destroy a cake like a retard when you hear this
>Make a weird message at 3 a.m she doesn't respond to
>Another day, we sit near each other, she appears to be normal
>She switches spots on the break like she wanted to give you a message to gtfo
>Why do you avoid me?
>It just turns out so.
>Be honest.
>Do I annoy you?
>She says yes
>Reason?
>You're asking for too much wew lad, get rekt m8
>A random guy who's even more of a try-hard than me comes up to her friend
>2 weeks later they're together
>Such a beta cuck hangs out so easily and I can't do shit properly even after 6 months of trying
>People enter relationships, the sun shines and you realise it's another summer you'll spend completely alone
>People who met on first year already have a team of people they'll go on vacation with
>Depression strikes back
>Robot during exams face
Can someone explain to me if I am retarded? I've always been good at education but I always failed at life. I am aiming for a scholarship but what's the point when I can't even fucking be a human being and be happy about it. Not to mention I am from a weird village in a shit country.
I always feel like I am shit at expressing myself but this time it turns out i'm annoying.
Need some robot advice.
get a life faggot
>>29259624
thanks for kind words good sir
i do not have an advice, but when i was in highschool did the same to a girl but the girl starts liking other guy, i knew that because her gay friend say to me, then i use my hijak skills to make the other guy cuck her with oother girl.
then i was there to talk to her but she reject me yet again, i never say i liked her that would be insta friendzone.
>just showered for the first time in 3 months today
>I showered 3 times today
I guess your dick was all white and smelly
Disgusting piece of shit.