>at bus station alone
>make loud screeching gryffin sound
>moments later a girl walks by awkwardly
You should have given her a wink and smiled.
Chicks dig confidence.
>>29264091
*calls police*
>>29264052
>girl asks: Can you please do this a-again?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Francisco_Zoo_tiger_attacks
>3 high and drunk chads are at the zoo fucking with the tigers from a distance (yelling and throwing things at them, possibly using a slingshot)
>one of the tigers leaps out of the enclosure and kills one of the shit heads
>the other two get injured by the tiger then busted for having weed when the cops come
>>29264030
fuck i drank a lot ok
so whats the problem with the tigers they good?
i know this is wierd because you said something about drunk chads so i'm sorry i hope the tgigers are ojk
>>29264030
>2007
What, were you not born yet.
>>29264085
i saw it on
>be at gym
>be leaving
>see a Manlet Brad hitting on Stacey
>that obvious disinterest from Stacey but she tries to be nice anyway, or at least polite to poor 5'9 Brad.
>meanwhile the fat sweaty autist still probably wearing his fedora looks on from a distance
>Brad and Stacie smell the putrid reek coming from his direction but ignore him to not embarrass himself anymore than he already is
>5'9"
Jesus anon don't make fun of leg amputees.
>>29263976
>5'9''
i dunno man, i kinda feel making fun of someone so incredibly short is like making fun of someone with terminal cancer.
I mean, 5 foot fucking 9? i hope none of you are so short as that
Why does mommy keep buying me cargo shorts when girls think they're ugly?
>>29263936
cargo shorts are based as fuck as long as you don't get the autismo ones from the gap or some shit like that
The girls won't think they're ugly when you hang your cock out of the bottom, you just have to grow into them.
>>29263936
you too? My parents bought me 6 of them in the past year
>feel as if i'm just watching images on a screen while driving fast, or taking a walk on a beautiful trail, or walking through the city at night instead of being immersed in the experience
>cannot comprehend people acknowledging my existence unless i'm present
Is this depersonalization or just plain old fashioned being dead inside?
You gots what them big city doctors call "Derealization" anon.
Stop taking drugs if you're on them (including SSRIs)
feel exactly the same.
Like sometimes I'm looking at something but I feel like I'm not actually seeing it if that makes any sense.
it feels really weird
>>29263989
I'm trying to quit smoking weed. Probably fucked my brain from doing it so much
Does this include nicotine? I think I'm too weak willed to not have some kind of vice
how is this build?
good? bad? change anything?
Buy the 1080 and you're Gucci. It's already out anyways.
>980 ti
>weeks after the 1080 came out
kill urself mah man
>>29263914
sure thing mah man
>>29263905
is the 1080 worth an extra 200 bucks though?
>moved to a new city
>living alone
>don't know a soul
>sitting home alone all day every day
>not 21 for another month so can't even just go sit in a bar all night
Feels thread? Let's commiserate.
>>29263819
So you're 20 and living by yourself?
>>29263854
Is that particularly abnormal? I guess I did graduate a little early.
>>29263819
>20 years old
>Has his own place in a city away from others
>Has the means to pay for living arrangements
>Somehow has the luxury of having free time all day every day while still maintaining all the above points
>Can just chill at home all day playing video games or can choose to go out wherever without dealing with anyone, worrying much about money, or having...
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Is this beer or piss, /r9k/
>>29263756
I'm gonna guess piss
I hope that's piss.
>>29263764
Same, looks like piss.
Unless its some trick question, could be apple juice
Probably piss tho
>you will never be a part of an uncontacted tribe and live a simple hunter and gatherer life
>>29263752
This is what aliens see when they fly past Earth
>You will never be a part of a crew of explorers who wipe out a hostile tribe of savages with your superior weapons and diseases.
>>29263752
now why the fuck would i be that
>tfw haven't taken a shower in 3 days
>>29263719
boo hoo fagget
>>29263719
THREE WHOLE DAYS!? HOLY FUCK OP THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING
Tfw when you're OCD mom makes you take a shower every night and heavily pressures you to take one before you go anywhere in the morning
I shit you not I'm 21 and home from college and every night at 3am my mom will come get me and make me take a bath
Its fucking weird and I dont like being home, soon as I finish school hopefully I can find a decent place
so in summary I rather have your problem OP
I nailed a job interview and got a callback 2 hours later. What did you do today, /r9k/?
Got an automated message that said some of my stocks were sold when a price was reached, made $1500~
>>29263682
I just got Taco Bell.You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your beefy crunch burrito was not original.
>>29263682
went to the gym
played lol
Can anyone shed some light about this definition of r9k made in March 2008? Is it true robots were once respectable gentlemen? What was this board like back in 2008? How much has it changed?
>>29263647
It's true, we used to call each other gentlemen rather than robots. The prevailing image was supposed to be /b/, but overly verbose. In practice, it was /b/ with 18 - 20 year olds rather than 14 - 16 year olds.. At some point, people started using /r9k/ for advice and it got flooded with relationshit, prompting moot to make /adv/. Then he shut /r9k/ down, and it came back (as ROBOT 9001), and after some growing pains, gentlemen became robots (i.e. assburgers and NEETs)
>>29263647
I've been here since the beginning and this description is true. /r9k/ wasn't always a board full of manchildren whining about women and spouting memes. It was just a board with no theme where anybody would talk about anything. It slowly devolved more and more into being about relationships and the quality declined, which is why Moot deleted it. Later he brought it back, but by then the population of 4chan had increased a lot, and he advertised in red text the fact that he brought it back, which made a...
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>>29263647
aaahhhh the good ol' days
Anyone else here viewed as a one-note character by their family? I'm learning Japanese and now they only view me as "the Japanese guy"
>Dad sees me playing Overwatch
>"so is that one of those anime games?"
>uncle sees me reading a travel guide about Europe
>"Getting ready for that trip to Japan?"
>niece sees me reading Thus Spoke Zarathustra
>"Is that...
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>Europe
>Nietzsche
>Japan
Is your family stupid ?
So anon, when are you going to explode yourself for the glory of the emperor?
>>29263585
You must be into scat porn too then?
How come men age like wine but women age like milk?
>>29263482
kill all women nigger
men dont age like wine. There are a few incredibly rich celebrities that age well but the average man looks like shit when he goes beyond 21
>>29263698
saggy-titted roastie spotted
why doesn't the beta have any say in society norms these days
aren't they people too
>>29263469
shut the fuck up, faggot
you're not people you're genetic dead ends
That picture made me laugh haha XD
>>29263469
>beta
why do you care about beta rights?
you are an omega.