What are some of your red flags for guys?
>unmanly beard / or shaves
>doesn't have siblings
>has a single mom
>wears sneakers
>>29275413
>isn't a gentleman
>doesn't have a rape fetish
>>29275413
Well i'm sorry my parents decided to not have another kid, cunt.
>>29275413
>pretends to be a girl on r9k
>Have you been sexually active lately?
Masturbation counts right?
I just jerked off in the waiting room. Remember how we shook hands moment a go?
>Went to hospital emergency department recently with swollen lymph node
>Young cute nurse asks if I have kissed anyone in the past 6 months or so
>"Haha..no..not really, no..."
>Looks at me skeptically "Are you surrre"?
>"No, I swear, haha"
>Glances at me and shrugs, can tell she literally doesn't believe that I haven't kissed anyone in the last 6 months
>tfw mom signed me up for another one of these """self help""" cults seminar
>tfw it cost 500$ so if I don't go it's a huge loss of money
>tfw they're so obviously cultist, that they even ask you to call other people on the last day for an introductory seminar
Help
I've always wanted to be in a cult
What's it like anon?
>>29275361
Report back after the seminar anon, perhaps you can tell us a fun story. I remember reading a news article about how several people died at one of these cult events because the guru told them to stay in a sauna or some hot place like that for a long time so they become "enlightened" or some shit.
>>29275856
red spongerbob no doubt
blue one looks like an inbred pinoy
>tfw you text your oneitis "i had a crush on you sophmore year"
did i fuck up?
>>29275289
Yup you fucked up. Even worse you made me remember when I did this years ago.
>>29275289
why
what does this achieve?
WHY
>>29275398
idk highshool is ending and i felt like i had nothing to lose.
would being more direct been better?
Life is suffering.
Seriously. Every single thought that crosses my mind was designed solely to torture me. This entire world, and everything in it, seems to have been specifically customized and built just to terrorize, torture, pain, and hurt me, on the deepest and most vulnerable level.
I really don't know what to do to escape these thoughts. Every thought hurts me, incredibly so.
>>29275278
Are you a neet? Did you try meds?
>>29275484
Student, but NEET for these summer months I guess.
>did you try meds?
Yes, SSRIs made me angry but otherwise no difference. Seroquel, lithium, so many different drugs, nothing works. I do have bipolar disorder but I'm not even in a depressive episode. Even when I'm feeling close to normal while on my meds, I still have these thoughts. I think I was supposed to kill myself, and that because the seroquel made me not want to for a while, the thoughts now kick in all the...
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Someone please tell me how to stop these thoughts. They are barbed, they are spiked, they are ribbed for my displeasure.
I'm not joking though.
Post your daily wear
Oragamibloxxxx
>>29275226
pic related
this is a comment with a high content of originality
this
super original as usual, family
>>29275226
I was wearing an army jacket and a red t with a smiling devil on it but this is the only thing I have on my phone. Dont mind the balisong. It's for prop humor.
Hey /r9k/, if you are actually suffering from depression my humble advice for you is to stay off this board. It cultivates shitty thoughts about life and general and if you come here daily it just keeps you in a shitty cycle. I'm not shitting on the board, I love you guys, but this place breeds negativity. Best of luck to you all.
But what else am i supposed to do all day?
>>29275300
/threadoriginal comment, robot
>>29275217
Absolutely true. That's why I am coming here after the depression. Would've been bad if I went when I was depressed.
we haven't had one of these in ages
http://www.insecam.org/
post any interesting cams
bumping this up
http://31.223.16.19:60001/view2.html
roach shop
>>29275240
>boss arrives
>jumps out of chair
>tries to look busy
ITT: Strange Feels
>tfw when the camera man in a porno doesn't get your desired angle during a position/scene
>when you're starting therapy and after your first session they insist you see a doctor and be put on meds two weeks ahead of schedule
>when you say you don't have serious problems and T says "you have SERIOUS problems"
feelsbadman.png
>>29275249
This just happened like an hour ago and it didn't help my anxiety a damn bit
>>29275164
>now he's recording only the man instead, can't see the chick
>he records like this for so uncomfortably long that you realize you are basically jerking off to a man right now
what do i call female chads at my college
>>29275021
What do you call a thread about a woman being "so different to those other girls"
I'll tell you its called bait and the word your looking for is stacy now fuck off
>>29275021
steakies
>>29275021
Stacy, you roasty bitch
-----HOW TO SPOT AN UNDERAGE B&-----
>kys
>Lmao
>I watch leafy/filthy frank/h3
>Using the word "like" in the middle of a sentence
>Tomoko
>Eliza/Erica (whichever fucking one it is) posting
>Worshipping whores
>tomoko
kys
>>29275126
>image.jpg
Underage phone user detected. go back to 9gag
>>29275008
You forgot
>bruh
>bro
>dude
>newb
>man
>i'm not a normie
>image.jpg
Ask an African American Femanon anything.
That's not you, bebe
You ugly silverback gorilla nigger
Would you like to peg me?
>>29274993
No I'm not interested in men with gay tendencies
>He wears short socks
Literal beta alert
>>29274953
>he says as he posts an image of a woman fucking a man with a strapon
>an image he jacks off to every night
>>29274968
Beta found
How do people wear those socks man they're so fucking uncomfortable
Constantly feels like your sock is falling off
Fuck that and fuck you if you wear them
ITT we discuss mental illness and ways to help improve our situations that aren't medication related.
I have borderline and schizoaffective disorder, and the following help me...
>exposing myself to multiple viewpoints
>meditation (focusing only on breathing for 10 straight minutes)
>forcing myself to smile
>hugging people
>snuggling with my parrot (pic related)
>creating...
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>>29274835
Come on guys. It's time to wake up and shitpost!
>>29275095pissodfseando[anmf[aweo'f
>>29274835
I have bipolar disorder, the following helped me
>she
>time
>study I enjoy
I love you too, sweetie. What's that? You want me to be your girlfriend??
Aww. That's so sweet. I don't think it's a good idea though. I love you way to much to risk losing your friendship.
>>29274800
so we fukin or wat?
sauce plxsz
>>29274816
Of course not. Deep down, you already knew that though, didn't you.