Ok robots. This is it. I'm about give you a step by step guide on literal actions to take to get a gf. None of it is bee yourself, this will bee a list of physical actions to be taken.
>Disclaimer
There is no way to avoid being rejected. You will fail a lot. Follow these steps and you'll face constant rejection until one time a girl doesn't reject you. It's literally a numbers game. Every failure you'll get a little better and your chances will increase slightly for the next time, but no matter how high your...
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>Step one
Approach girls. Most of us are ugly genetic failures, and so we our looks will put us at an immediate disadvantage. This has to be compensated with in other areas. The easiest and most effective area is to approach girls in real life. This is a rare occurence these days, most girls are spammed on kikebook and tinder from Chad all day from all angles, to the point where they can ignore it and it doesn't even phase them anymore. Being approached in person however, they can't ignore. You will immediately stand out from other...
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>Step two
Say anything to them. Literally anything. I cannot stress enough how unimportant the content of your conversation is. Do not worry about being interesting, do not worry about displaying your personality, do not worry about impressing them with knowledge. Talk about anything at all, the important thing is to just say words to them. You can talk about the colour of the walls for all anyone cares. Talk about the can of soup she's holding or her shoes or anything. Infact, It's better if the conversation is mundane and pointless, that way you have less chance as coming across as creepy. If you're too obviously looking for a gf you risk coming off that way, so keep the conversation pointless and harmless. The ONLY point of step two is to bridge the gap between being a total stranger, and someone she's had a conversation with. All you are doing is trying to break through the barrier of conversation. As long as she is hearing your voice, you are making eye contact, she is hearing you talk, then you are becoming a human being to her, no longer a faceless drone in a crowd. The only point of this conversation is to establish human interaction between the two of you and break through the barrier where you're uncomfortable talking to each other. This step can last as few as a few sentences, it does not need to be long
>Step three
The moment of truth. When you've run out of things to talk about in step two, excuse yourself. Make an excuse that you have to go. Do this as soon as the conversation is done, or even prematurely if there's an awkward silence and you panic. As soon as you run out of stuff to talk about just say you have to go, then say "it was nice talking to you though, I'd really like to again sometime. You should give me your number." Now at this point she will either reject you (which is not as bad as you picture it) or...
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>make a random comment about something on youtube
>random fucking autist out of nowhere comes and starts berating me because I made him for some reason
>he's actually getting upvotes
>literally came to pick a fight with a random person for no reason
Why do people do this? Legit mental illness? Didn't even sound like trolling.
Easy . Chad'sno officer it's oregano
Tends to be narcissism, or just painful lack of self-awareness.
>>29275828
Succesful troll was clearly very succesful.
I'd get that butthurt looked at, it's pretty bad.
>it's me, bitch you ready for round 2
I don't understand NoFap. On Reddit thousands of betas claim by not masturbating everything in their lives turn for the better and they suddenly aren't betas anymore. For me however, I need to masturbate. If I don't masturbate I get irritable, noticeably more angry, clueless, make poor decisions, can't concentrate, lose my ability to be clever, get frequent inconvenient erections, and just overall act and perform like a much worse different version of myself. If anyone remembers that episode of Seinfeld where they all abstain from masturbating, "The Contest", Elaine seems to be affected for the worse with George being affected for the better. I think of myself as Elaine and George as the horde of betas.
I masturbate every day or every other day as it's a bodily function. It's not something I choose to do it's a fucking physical need that I'm almost required to do.
So /r9k/ what's the deal? Is there something wrong with me or something wrong with them? Why are there so many internet betas claiming that ejaculating is bad for you? Have any of you tried it? What are your experiences?
>>29275796
I don't know either. I have similar experiences, though. The pent up energy makes me rage.
>>29275796
You're addicted. It prevents you from normal social interaction.
Since humans are social beings, robbing yourself of any social activities is probably pretty painful.
From now on, don't masturbate for a month. The first week will be hard, try being outside more and don't look at any porn whatsoever.
I only do nofap if I know I will be having sex within a few days.
I just don't understand.
I look around and everywhere I see the same sentiment:
>"that today is the best day to be a human, and that it can, and will, only get better". "that this is the greatest time to be alive, and that nothing else compares".
Why then, do I and so many others feel so intensely sorrowful, and inadequate-in everything we do?
Why am I totally and completely unable to make a real, lasting, and meaningful connection with anyone? When others do it so simply, and so completely naturally.
I...
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>>29275736
It's the best for the normies.
For autismos like us, it's the worst. Or I mean, we have this place, I guess?
>>29275736
>tfw Puttin fell for the tranny meme too.
Nowhere is safe.
>>29275736
I can relate. We still don't have any actually good ways to deal with depression and isolation.
Am I the only white guy who finds brown girls like this hot as fuck?
>>29275697
I wanna racemix so badly senpai.
>>29275697
that girl looks like a white slut just brown.
>>29275697
Yes I love Brown girls, luckily there's many in my area. But my dad told me I can only bring home white girls and I don't want to bring shame to my family. I will probably just fuck them secretly.
Whats the difference between an acquaintance, a friend, and a best/good friend?
when you arent sure if you are gay or not for them, thats a good friend, someone you tlk normally a do stuff normally its a friend, if you are a faggot normally having a cursh on your friend doesnt count.
Depends on how much it would take to betray them
>>29275679
an acquaintance is hi, goodbye and how's the weather/life. A friend is "let's drink some beers / play vidya" and a good friend is "I'm having a sad moment in my life/ that girl is making you good, be with her"
to NEETS who want a job but cant find one
why not get a CDL A or B?
Because a license or certification doesn't guarantee a job, you still need to look for one
Driverless cars in 5 years.
>>29275626
i don't have a license
I have to work in two hours
I don't have a job so I'm stuck in mom's house and I hate her
>>29276079
what should i do when i get home from work in eight hours
>>29275596
Got home from work two hours ago. Feels good man.
Why does everyone say to stay away from girls with borderline personality disorder?
They all have borderline personality.
>>29275621
This. Nothing but trouble, emotionally abusive and annoying. They are like normies only they rage more. Roasties in general suffer from that.
>>29275621
It seems kind of cool though when theyre not being abusive and insane, supposedly they love you more than anything. I dont really seek validation but I know if I somehow dated a girl, she would always want someone better.
ever wanted to be a serial killer?
Much rather be a rampage killer tbqh famguy
>Implying anyone on /r9k/ has the potential
Serial killers need to be superficial sweet-talking charmers. On top of that, I doubt anyone here even has the physical capacity to attack a physically active normie.
>>29275560
you wanna rampage a kindergarden?
Are Chads only men who attract women with primitive appeal, such as muscles and money?
What would you call one that attracts women with maturity and intelligence?
>>29275532
Unsuccessful
I've never seen a post so original in my life
>>29275675
Why, though? If the end result is the same.
>>29275532cuckoriginallis
>go outside: get bullied
>stay inside: don't get bullied
>>29275509
Thisis how to rek bullies.
>>29275509
>go outside
>bee myself
>get bullied
there is no escape
>>29275509
>stay inside and hate myself because of it
I just want to end it all desu
Do people only use this board to hone their shitposting skills?
Check em nigger.
Let a pro show ya
>>29277229
>>29275497
wee roachies
Hi, Robots.
I'm making a RPG game to a girl I like.
Its almost ready and completing game takes about 1,5 hours. Is this too creepy?
>>29275491
Fucking hell.
Normally for something like that I would call you autistic.
But this is something different anon. Making a game for a girl - that's like putting a part of the soul into something which she will most likely enjoy (unlike poems or love songs or such bullshit).
You're not too autistic.
Congratz anon. Pls post beta version of the game it looks so nice
Yes, this is very creepy. Don't do it.
>>29275865
I think it's gonna stay in Beta forever knowing OP
Hey guys, I'm requesting some thread hijacking material. You know, the roll a number things and similar stuff to keep femanon and tripfag threads at bay.
>>29275432
I got you, oregano posterior
>>29275463
Thanks phamilia, if you got more just dump em all.
Is being stuck to a large sonic foot a fetish thing?