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i wish i were dead
>>29290628
story time
og og
Ctrl+shift+t
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why dont robots that are angry and sad with their lives join the military, become a us army ranger, become a marine. Its about the men that fight beside you.
>>29290618
marinecuck is even worse than being a wagecuck
>tfw sent to random shithole country for years
>tfw legs blown off by ied
Robot in the military. It's just as bad as being a civilian except no drugs
air force here.
a lot of autists here but the problem arises in that these maladjusted fuckwits have latched onto the social 'value' of the military and inflated their egoes much worse than even the most ardently sheltered robot. they are like normies but with all of the worst r9k traits. being a slave is not worth it if you have any sort of critical thinking skills. it is comfortable and the work is easy but todays society has outgrown the infantile power dynamic of the military system.
I never learned how to pee into a urinal so I always sit down on the toilet whenever possible. When I was a kid I had an irrational fear of shitting while standing up so I would just sit down all the time and I never once learned how to pee standing up.
>>29290541
I sucked my thumb until I was about 13.
I'm a 20 year old with braces.
Gettin em off in 8 hours tho
self bump that is shameless
Who were the god among men, the prowling souls that were one of a kind and questioned the ethics of their kind, and for those lucky enough to know of their existence, could look from afar, and when given the chance, they would approach them, hoping their persona would rub off on them. Who do you think walls into this category. For me, Hunter S. Thompson was "A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die"
>>29290507
if he didnt fry his brain on drugs he could've been great. But instead chose to ride the coattail of one thing for 40 years
>>29290507
he was a pedo
>>29290801
and a wife beater. He was a mortal man, with many flaws. But if we condemn those of us who tred on new lands because they stepped on the grass, we would never advance.
>23 years old
>unable to keep a job
>always got bad grades and dropped out
>live with psychosomatic mother
>have bpd and incapable of forming relationships
>50lbs overweight
>do nothing all day but fap and half ass record music that no one ever listens to
Safe to say I should an hero be it won't get better from here, right?
I fit into all of your criteria (except replace "50lbs overweight" with "Aushwitz-mode underweight") and the one advice I can give you is: as a last ditch effort, try joining the military (specifically the Air Force.)
Then I realized: fuck, that's exactly what I did, but I failed out after serving less than two years because I couldn't pass the PT test due to being an autistic skelly who never started working out at age sixteen like every other normal adolescent male with a father figure in their life.
So, basically, yes, we are fucked....
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>>29290577
I kinda knew beforehand that my life was going to end up this way so I tried joining the Marines in my Senior year of HS but backed out.
The reason being was that I don't know how to swim
>>29290577
Anon please talk to me about the air force. Im in the process of enlisting right now at 25
Hey robots, lets compare our stats:
>Age
>Height
>Face score out of 10
>Good friends count
>Girls fucked count
>Girls kissed count
>21
>5'10"
>I don't fucking know, I'd give myself a 5/10, that's supposed to be average right?
>lol
>kek
>lmao
>21
>6'1"
>4/10
>3
>1
>2
Whats troubling you my friend?
>>29290486
>22
>6'0"
>4 out of 10 (but would go to 7 if I lost weight)
>3
>2
>7 or 8
Can't we just instill gun control on non-whites instead?
They're the ones who keep committing the majority of gun violence -- and this recent shooting is just further proof of that; especially considering that this is the number one worst lone wolf massacre in US history.
Obviously non-whites cannot be trusted with such weaponry. And we need to protect ourselves from them. So why not just apply gun control to them and them alone? Something the left will never seem to understand.
>>29290470
https://www.fbi.gov/about-us/cjis/ucr/crime-in-the-u.s/2013/crime-in-the-u.s.-2013/offenses-known-to-law-enforcement/expanded-homicide/expanded_homicide_data_table_6_murder_race_and_sex_of_vicitm_by_race_and_sex_of_offender_2013.xls#disablemobile
I think you're a little off base there family.
>>29290470
>Waco Texas
>Ruby Ridge
>Oklahoma Bombing
>Aurora
>Columbine
>Sandy Hook
>22 July
Surely no one is actually this stupid
>Sandy Hook
>>29291351
>it's a retarded libcucks think mass shootings are a significant part of gun deaths compared to black people shooting each other over crack because they don't understand statistics episode
>tfw i've got a stupidly high sex drive despite being a virgin and it takes me 6 fucking hours of jerking off to porn before i can calm down and start my day
i'm unable to get anything done and it's driving me fucking mental
anyone else got bad problems with sexual frustration?
>>29290410
>/r9k/
>does anyone else got bad problems with sexual frustration
Maybe a couple of people on this board might, idk...
take estrogen maybe?
>>29290493
i've actually been considering this for awhile.
in all honestly i'd like to get my testicles removed and hopefully that would just kill my sex drive completely
I fucking hate my life 90% of the time, despite having a "great life". Married, wife has a great job, bought a really nice house, she works while I go to school full time and watch our 1 1/2 year old.
I fucking hate it.
I have no friends, no time for my hobbies like golfing, making music in a band, playing my vidyas uninhibited etc etc... it all sounds like petty kid shit, but what the fuck? I am supposed to drop any modicum of fun when I become a 30 year old dad and just goid good grades until I can become the miserable wage cuck while she watches our...
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Yeah nobody cares, I know. If it isnt drastic NEETdom level autism and depression nobody fucking cares. God I hate my life.
>>29290517
you didn't leave us much room to comment on anything desu. I gotta say I respect your consideration of your kid's welfare, lots of deadbeat dads out there don't give a fuck.
So quit nigger. Your obligations are only obligation because you think they are. Dump your wife and make some thing of yourself.
>dude just jelq LMAO
don't EVER listen to these fucking morons, or you could end up like me
The human body can be cruel.
>>29290318
What happened?
Oregano
>>29290318
Isn't masturbating jelqing anyways
How robot friendly is the city of Phoenix? I might have to move there for work. I'm in San Diego
stay away from south phoenix and the maryvale village
maryvale is one of the villages of phoenix
honestly phoenix sucks.
surrounding cities are better
Mesa, Scottsdale, Gilbert, even Tempe>>>>>Phoenix
what the fuck is up with all these phoenix threads all over channel 4?
I am a robot who works at luke. phoenix is okay, lots of retirees, i live west valley.
san diego is better but not by as much as you would imagine.
Would you have sex with a fat woman?
>>29290282
If the circumference of her thigh is greater than the circumference of my waist, no, I wouldn't fuck her.
I regularly do
my girlfriend is a shortass chubster, and the pussy game ridiculous
>>29290282
no fat women like that are fucking disgusting. thicc women on the other hand are 10/10
Pic related is the only way out of manlet-itis besides leg lengthening surgery. I finally caved in, and I'm like 5'10"-ish with these things on. I was 5'6" barefoot before. My legs don't look disproportionately long either, because they look disproportionately short and stubby by default.
>Inb4 lanklets say "Welll if you ever got with a grill anyway, she'd laugh at you when you get nekkid and shrink a few inches"
You faggots don't understand our desperate mindset.
You are a failed, conformist normalshit, shame on you.
>>29290218
Do you wear a pretty dress too with your fancy new high heels?
>>29290464
>wanting to be respected makes me a conformist normie
Hey guys. We all have that one thread that appears and triggers the hell out of us. So robots, do you have any good thread derailment images? Such as roll images like pic related?
no, roll
FRED DURST
KEEP ON ROLLIN BEBEEEE
>>29290122
rollypolly duck mcivdjxn
>Suck it like the little faggot you are
is this what they call a feminine penis?
Reminds me of that freak clit that is like 5 inches long.
>Lick my head