Ah! Anon-kun please keep away from my butt or I'll..I'll
Wah!! *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
hello! it's a me, mario!
shut the fucka up!
waaaaaaahooooooooo
I used to hate these threads... Now I kinda like braaaap post some more
these posts are so fucking weird
>blocked my spice-addicted friend 6 months ago
>check out his Facebook today
>see him talking to himself on his wall like this
How long does he have until he dies?
>>29294578
>spice addiction
did it literally once and caused my large to enlarge. Call his funeral in early.
>>29294613
>large to enlarge
Sounds like something happened to your brain.
Never done weed and i got fucked up off one hit of that shit. What the fuck. Was sitting there trying not to vomit and felt like I was stuck a few seconds in the past. Background noises became deafening.
Sup robots, just getting into Japanese cartoons. Can you help lead me into some good shows? I want a show with cute girl, funny and with a interesting plot
>I want a show with cute girl, funny and with a interesting plot
Try kill la kill. I personally didn't like it too much but that matches your criteria.
>>29294497
I would say to go to /a/, but even they will hate you.
>>29294528
For an anime board, they have awful fucking taste
Have comfy threads been banned or something? I haven't seen any lately.
How are you doing?
>>29294424
I just wonder where all the gondola pictures disappeared? those are posted so rarely now...
>>29294559
Sadly I only this one. I remember seeing a thread that was dedicated to them but didn't save any.
I recently realised that using a small lamp in my room makes it much more /comfy/ than a ceiling light or no light at all. Try it out fampais.
>last day of college
>"friend" with a to a tbqh 10/10
>the kind all guys talk about
>she put extra effort on her appearence today
fashionmodel.magazine
>sit all day next to her
>can't stop complimenting
>she will meet with her bf at the airport
>he comes home from his international degree
>at...
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>>29294358
THEREIS a rift you have just created in my heart
I ambeyond angry with you
I'm not even calm or empty or anything I just FEEL the rift
Why would you want to be saved from being an orbiter though? It's the best position to be in just in case she breaks up with her bf, you get to move in and replace him.
>>29294419
You think orbiters are the type of guy women get wet over? They're beta provider back-up plans at best.
I just got done watching Monster Musume and I just can't believe how cute that shit was. I don't even care that it was practically porn, I just loved how adorable those monster girls were.
I haven't watched anime in quite some time, so I don't even know where to go from here. Obviously there's a lot of moe shit out there, but does anyone have any recommendations for some cute non-human girl anime?
>inb4 go to >>>/a/
no
>>29294345
Which monster girl would YOU fug?
>>29294390
Hard choice between Miia and Centorea, but I think Centorea would end up winning me over.
>>29294416
Nice nice...
I'm a Miia guy myself.
Well /r9k/, I have taken my laptop and I have locked myself inside a windowless room in my house, my parents are away on a month long vacation to Europe. This room is supposed to be our safe room but I switched the direction on the lock on the door so I've locked myself inside, there's no way I can open it or get out, all I have is this laptop and the wifi connection. I did not bring the charger so when this dies I'll have no way of getting out by contacting someone on the outside. My plan is to die in here. I'm too cowardly to end it any other way. Anyone...
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>>29294331
... I think you'll regret it right as dehydration starts kicking in, but... Have fun OP.
>>29294331
contact the police or something, you will regret it
Post your address so we can come round and rob your house.
What do you care, you're dying.
So what type of sauce do you get with your nuggets/tenders robots?
>>29294289
>Ketchup
Its number one, always. Besides that, I thought that the Buffalo and Sweet Chili were good.
>>29294289
out of those?
spicy buffalo
everything else is shit.
but that particular spicy buffalo is pretty shit-tier in buffalo sauce quality
>>29294289
Sweet'n'sour and sweet chili.
I fucking love those flavours.
>tfw no cute thin useless NEET gf
>>29294232
why is she pissing in a bottle
>>29294232
Any chance such a girl exists or should I give up looking for one and save myself the disappointment.
>tfw have rude, talk-active, gossipers, student of engineering school gf
I like dubstep, drumstep , big room house, dark electro, and metalstep.
Am I a normalfag?
I feel like Im the only person in my city who listens to these genres, everybody else only listens to top 100.
>>29294137
>everybody else only listens to top 100
How do you know? Recently I found out that my ultra-normie big sister only ever listens to orchestral Touhou theme fan arranges. She's listened to 2hus exclusively since the year 2000.
I don't think music taste has much to do with normieness. If anything, the people who list music as their hobby are always Chads and Stacies.
>>29294137
What in the fuck are these.
>>29294137
Yes, you are a normalfag.
Every single man and every single women in your generation thinks they are so alternative and so unique for the obscure music they like.
You are not special at all. You are the opposite of special i.e. normal
people tell me i have no chin...
Know that feel brox.
>>29294117
Why don't you get a chin then
>>29294117
>>29294297
What did he do to you to make you so fucking mad?
>jack off to another man's wife
>feel kinda bad afterwards
Anybody else know this feel?
Seducing other men's wives / gf's is my fetish so I have a lot of complex feels around it.
I've jacked off to my ex gf knowing that she's probably being pounded by another guy now.
Why is she wearing a fucking trashbag?
Also those tits are some washed up milf on pornhub kind of disgusting and fake.
Any of you guys done anything on 4chan that gets recognition?
Like
>Made a post that got screencapped and reposted
>wrote some copypasta that still gets posted
>created some OC that other anons use
>created some meme
>someone lifted your post for /r/4chan
>created some b8 that still gets reposted
As for me I've done nothing really substantial with the 11 years I've...
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I made two of those fake newspaper headlines that get posted a lot.
One was something along the lines of
OP: "I literally cannot stop sucking dick"
I can't remember the other but id know it if i saw it.
I dunno. I try to be a good poster and to write well but it's anyone's guess if what I produce is good or crap. There's easy shit you can say that will get the right kind of people to like you, but I hate it, so I avoid it.
I made this poo poo pee pee comic.
Seems to be one of the more popular ones.
Deep lore: the map on the wall is a screenshot from google maps from N'Djamena, the capital of Chad.
Hey guys, I'm with my family in the hospital, my sister has had a brain operation and they're looking at me like I caused it.
Are there any important events which happened in your family and you were shunned/abused during the entire event?
>>29294038
Can't you take responsibility for something once in your life? At the very least, just admit you were partially responsible for it.
Are you at least going to tell us what happened?
>>29294038
It's not that you caused it. It's that she's sick and you're not. They would rather you were the one who needed the operation.
If she dies then, some day, your parents, while drunk, will say how they wish you had died instead of her.
I did it guys, I got a /cgl/ gf.
>>29294005
>dating a complete whore
Good job, anon. Every time you kiss her, remember that Chad has jizzed in that mouth.
>>29294005
injecting the HIV directly into your bloodstream is simpler and more efficient to be honest
Ask her about the con orgies.
And how many times has she gotten gangbanged by fat dudes dressed up like orcs?