Tie yourself to a star and sail with it anons
>>29304753
>Tie yourself to a star and sail with it anons
You mean die of sever burns and float in the universe alone forever?
>>29304779
You're missing the point anon, it was suppose to be symbolic.
Why must you take everything literally? We all have star in our lives, find your star anon and sail with it. It will take you to lands and places you could only dream of, live your life with your star.
>>29304831
Oh yeah ive got a star in my life... matter of fact a lot of stars... PORNSTARS hahahahhah
HOW DO I BREAK THE CYCLE HOW DO I BREAK THE CYCLE HOW DO I BREAK THE CYCLE HOW DO I BREAK THE CYCLE HOW DO I BREAK THE CYCLE HOW DO I BREAK THE CYCLE HOW DO I BREAK THE CYCLE HOW DO I BREAK THE CYCLE HOW DO I BREAK THE CYCLE HOW DO I BREAK THE CYCLE HOW DO I BREAK THE CYCLE HOW DO I BREAK THE CYCLE HOW DO I BREAK THE CYCLE HOW DO I BREAK THE CYCLE HOW DO I BREAK THE CYCLE HOW DO I BREAK THE CYCLE
>>29304743
you realize everyone is in this cycle and that it's a part of the human condition, and you finally get over yourself you stupid fucking faggot
>>29304775
t. mr omniscient knowledge of how everyone thinks.
It's you who needs to get over yourself as much as me.
>>29304775
This, made this image to better illustrate it.
1: get money
2: get everything that you need to have for your age (20 - nice car, 25 - nice car and your own apartment, 30 - nice car and your own house and country house)
3: roid the fuck up, Tren Clen HGH
4: congrats you're Chad
Step 3.5 is get surgeries if you have any deformities ofc.
WHAT THE FUCK IS STOPPING YOU
I evolved into a plane of isolated self-satisfaction and would rather not throw it away for a sopping wet hole
>>29304717
define nice car
>>29304800
It's been defined by society, pretty sure you know what it is if you're not autistic.
How the heck does this happen? REEEEEEEEE
Pic is my gf and I's text. She convinced me to let one of her old friends fuck her
>>29304638
YOU'RE A FUCKING KEK
OFF YOURSELF
DO HUMANITY A MASSIVE FAVOUR
Pill after being inpregnated doesnt work. She needs a morning after or a overtime procedure.
>>29304677
They got the pill like 30 minutes after it happened
Why are dickgirls so hot, bros?
>>29304577
Because of make up, without make up they are all ugly.
>>29304577
because you're homosexual
>>29304752
Anon >she looks kawaii enough without makeup.
Would definitely think it was a roastie if I didn't see the feminine penis beforehand
Straight robots will never know true robotdom. Where my gay robots at?
Talk about general gay robot things.
>>29304553
Kill yourself in a very original and creative way.
There is no such thing as a gay robot. All you have to do is go to a gay club and get fucked.
>>29304553
reminder that fags cannot be robots
Who /getslaughedatonthestreet/?
I literally do nothing but walk by and girls laugh at me like I made some sort of fool of myself.
Fuck I hate roasties.
>>29304511
Samefag
Laugh back at them as loud as possible, that'll show them.
>>29304511
I wish that would happen, im at the opposite.
I have dead eyes with black circles around and no facial expression, im also big as fuck cuz russian genetics, people ussualy avoid eye contact and sounds near me, if a group of girls passes by me they ussualy stop talking.
Im actually serious believe it or not, i want girls to laugh because of me
>>29306155
This
They just move out of my way and then apologize for being in my way. They would never guess I'm actually afraid of them.
>substitute teacher found the dicksweat collector
>>29304464
>Principal found the penis jar
>constables found the cummies compost
>>29304464
>grandma found the dirty diaper's box
What's life like for instagram girls?
>>29304429
The same as for everyone else. Hopefully, happy.
>>29304429
Great, except for the one week a year where shieks from Dubai shit on their chests
>>29304429
Life of dependency and insecurity. She has life HANDED to her just for being hot and young. Sure, she knows she has it all, but deep down, she's threatened by her own life. She must be in shape and milk it for every year of her young adult life. She can't just gain just a few pounds and act like it's no big deal. She won't be diserable , thus lose fan base of men. All the she needs to do is get the validation from her male audience. Not only she gets money by "modeling " and doing shows,...
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So I have been suffering from depression for a long time now, but today it is very different. You see, when I was depressed before I would listen to an album, do chores or try to shake off my feeling after 10 minutes, but today it won't go. I have turned off my phone and all of social media and I have only exited my room in order to buy food / coca cola and to go to the bathroom. I feel absolutely demotivated to do anything and especially to talk to anybody. I have also masturbated 3 times today, once to Skyrim for the first time (I had semi-normal fetishes before, but...
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>>29304373
>You see, when I was depressed before I would listen to an album, do chores or try to shake off my feeling after 10 minutes, but today it won't go.
Consider yourself lucky anon, there's still time for you.
Get into therapy and tell them what's happening - without any exaggeration or sugar-coating. Just tell things as they are. If you're not suicidal, try not to get on anti-depressants, as they're an unnecessary evil. You'll be better in no time.
Anons...
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>babbys first day of crippling depression
Welcome! Enjoy your stay! :)
>>29305338
Dude, OP has a chance of not falling in the same pit we're all in. Can't you support him a little bit?
Come on, you can't possibly remember the day you felt like that and not wish that you hadn't went that way...
Do you ever think about how much of a waste of time /r9k is? Why do you prefer to be here, instead of doig a neet-productive thing, like reading good literature, or learning a skill, or exercising?
BANDAGE!!!!!
BANDAGE. BANDAGE. BANDAGE. BANDAGE!!!!!!!!
>>29304366
Too depressed.
On /r9k/ there are people who i can maybe relate to in some way or people who are doing worse than me, which makes me less depressed just enough so i dont kill myself today.
I derive no enjoyment from such activities, and almost all others in life. r9k is usually inane, repetitive and or disgusting. However there are occasionally posts and topics which are bizarre, sad, or even mildly amusing enough to make me feel something.
I just want to be a qt trap/femboy, but I'm a hideous loser instead.
reroll
or whatever happens after you kys
>>29304326
Iktf anon.
Life sure does love to fuck people over, especially robots.
>>29304467
good idea
>>29304493
maybe virtual reality can fix our problems if we live long enough
Why do black people smell the way they do?
they always dance so they sweat a lot
>>29304230
Black people or African immigrants? I haven't noticed a distinctive smell about black people born and raised in country, but Africans smell like shit. I don't think they shower every day.
>>29304230
This is going to sound weird, but I used to set my hand on fire with rubbing alcohol all the time as a kid. I can tell you 100% as a fact it doesn't hurt.
Have any of you guys ever had to purchase gifts for another person at the last minute?
It is my step mothers birthday on Sunday. I didn't realise until just now and I need to buy her something. Or make her something, or whatever. If I don't my dad will be furious, he hates me for being a lazy NEET living in her house and only paying rent from my online poker winnings (I am actually a camwhore haha but tell him this, daddies little girl can't be a whore)
I know very little about my step mother other than the fact she is fat. But she is nice so I want...
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Go for the first one. It's a great idea
>>29304321
really? thanks, it seems messy though.
help robots i need assistance so bad
How long can you look at this pic without getting a boner?
>>29304213
Literally my whole life because I have no dick.
*or vomiting
>braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaararararap
Dude, that fucking gross.
>plop
OH FU-