*brrrrrrpffshhhhhh*
*BRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPP*
Good morning, time to wake up honey!
>>29319977
The fact that theyre people who like to smell the fucking gas of another person is just the worse mentally ill fetish someone could have.
Majority of the people who like that have dirty, trash ridden homes and poor health
>>29319977
Your ass looks a bit strange and different today. What happened lol
>>29319977
*teleports in front of you* *snickers* good try m'lady but you fell right into my trap! *pulls down pants* you see, i've had quite enough of your rude farts and now it's time you face my fartisjitsu. *bends over while grinning maliciously* I hope you're ready for a spicy, spicy meatball 7;^)
>You have a 50% chance of going bald before the age of 50
>You have a 6% chance of getting diabetes
>You have a 50% chance of getting cancer by the age of 85
>Have a 1% chance of drying from the age of 30 which rises exponentially(US stats)
Who here /counting down to your death/?
It's coming and nothing can stop it.
>>29319898
Drying doesn't seem so bad
>Only a 1% chance of drying
FOR FUCKS SAKE, IM FUCKING SICK OF BEING SOAKED, FUCK CHAD AND HIS FUCKING TOWEL REEEEEEEEEEEE
> 20
> already starting to go bald
>"these are the prime years of your life anon! You will never be more masculine than you are now!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-sFhCC39Ws
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFo9Exd9q-E
thank for this i found this very relateable and highly amusing :)
>>29319869
He's cool man, at least he's not a self-defeating pity-poo. Always take the blue pill lads.
You know he's more alpha than 80% if the people here, I love his response to let's just be friends, total alpha
is 19 nearly 20 a ok age to be confused with everything apart from your gender and romantic life?
>>29319862
No. A good person should embrace science and more broadly education as the only objective knowledge at approximately 13. You're much late.
don't believe the lies on facebook. everyone posting photos of them doing fun things and smiling and making posts about how life is wonderful... it's all a lie. everyone's fucked up and miserable, has no idea what's going on.
>>29319862
Nigga we're confused until the day we die.
Like professor Farnsworth said "the pursuit of knowledge knowledge is hopeless and eternal"
The only thing isn't confusing is your fucking gender, just look between your legs, and there's your answer.
>"ye dude... the gym changed my life.. look at me... im a beast"
>has the face of a gargoyle
>never had a girlfriend
>never even held hands with a woman
why is it so easy for normalfags to get deluded?
>>29319860
true to a certain extent. there have been chubby girls with the most cute fucking faces and i'm like i've never wanted a fat girl but i might reconsider for that face. sometimes their body is just too bad for their cute ass face though. and sometimes somebody with an oh my god banging body has a beat up face and you're just like welp... too bad.
hmm.. maybe he is right lol. I still work out though, i did it since high school and initially it was to lose weight but i just found that i love it....
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have you ever crushed a skull in your bare hands tiny little bitch boy
>>29319860
the funny thing is his body looks better than most people on /fit/
don't let those fat fucks trick you into the powerlifting meme
I don't even want a gf or sex or friends anymore.
MGTOW
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2bh flam
likewise but did you know male koalas have two penises and female koalas have two vaginas.
Great more pussy for me
;_;
>you will never be Chad
How does this make you feel?
>>29319819
I rather be me. I'm glad how I turned out to be, but sucks to have no one to share me with.
Really need to have a social circle, sort of had that but no womyn
Sawyer was such an ass and Kate still fucked him. Women are such shallow, vapid creatures. Jack4lyf
Never wanted to be chad, just wanted a few people who liked me
Tell us your hikki stories, anons.
Normalfags and wagies fuck off.
>>29319810
I was hiki for a year and a half after high school. Other periods since then where I was NEET, but not for nearly as long. I am now as well, but have to keep raking in some kind of income because I'm stuck on a lease.
More depressed now than I used to be, but it varies.
>>29319852
I've only been doing this for a few months and my sanity has reached its limit.
How did you survive for a year?
>>29319810
I've been a neet for over 15 months, there are no stories to tell just endlessly watching anime/playing vidya like everyone else.
I get bored sure but I can always find something to to keep me feeling content.
I haven't even started claiming benefits because if I start claiming JSA then I just won't be left alone, the money isn't worth it for the extra trouble.
How much more dangerous would the world be if magic existed? Like flame conjuring, controllings winds etc.
Would modern day tech be enough to compete with it?
Minimal autism please
>>29319795
modern tech probably woulnd't develop. It would prob be like avatar or something. Anyone without magic would die off or be killed and people with similar abilities would tribe up.
Until 1 tribe rules or destroys the other tribes there would be no advancement because of constant war, unless somehow everyone is peaceful but how likely is that?
>>29319885
Well I mean, countries have nukes and armies, and there isn't any pointless war right?
Cause and effect needs a carrier; for you to mentally influence something there still needs to be laws of (by then) physics governing the degree to which you're able to exert the influence, conditions in which it applies, etc. So basically it's a meaningless question because you're asking 'what if the laws of reality were no longer obeyed'. There always have to be *some* laws; you can take or add some for the sake of hypothesis, but a hypothesis must have some content.
I'm losing my sanity robot brothers.
Basically I went out this passed monday with the girl I liked and her best friend. I came looking good, smelling good and with a positive attitude of refusing to be a beta.
The day progressed well, I had kept them laughing and for the most part entertained until they seen a bar and began talking about how they frequent numerous ones and how many guys they know and think are hot.
This is where my beta started to show and my blood pressure rised, her friend is the ringleader and the girl I like turns out to just be...
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>>29319782
Next time don't base your stupid infatuation off of looks alone. Consider the unpleasant shock a learning curve,
have a 3 way with them, duh. ignore the sheep and take control of her leader friend. be an asshole.
Told you about 3DPD dog
Told you about them
>babysitting 2 year old niece
>decide to take her out to a restaurant
>waitress comes up
>latina girl with nice body but face covered in makeup
>starts saying how cute my niece is and playing with her
>suddenly says "she's so cute, she can't be yours"
>n-no she's my niece
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>>29319740
I really hope you didn't tip her
>Not getting up and leaving
I bet you left her a tip, cuck.
>>29319740
This is not a real story, nobody that much of a bitch would be left in charge of their niece, nor would they decide to take them out to eat.
>Dad found the poop straw
these threads belong on /b/ :p xD lulz
>>29319735
What the fuck are you talking about dude
Poop straw????
wtf O_______O!!!!!!!!! broooo!!!!!!!!!
ITT: We post the most obscure feels
I have this one dream which cannot be fulfilled.
>tfw you will never be male cow
>tfw you will never be little calf sucking on your cowmama tits with your siblings feeling safe and comfy
>tfw you will never live in Alps on a meadow under blue sky
>tfw you will never shit, eat and fuck all day long "till you die
>tfw you will never have badass horns
>tfw you will never scare living...
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>>29319817
>male cow
A bull? kekkidykek
>>29319856
you know what i meandasdasdaaa
>tfw just hit my mom and shes now crying and screaming
Im close to doing it
>>29319706
Why did you do that? Apologize immediately, unless you had a very good reason to do it.
>>29319706
>hitting your mom
>any reason
you really should off yourself, edgelord
>>29319706
>Im close to doing it
so... you didn't do it
don't
if you did apologize you fucking cunt
One of these was up earlier, but got archived so here, have a new thread
>politicalcompass.org/test
Post results
Don't have an exact screenshot, just a bit over to the main center, in the center of the Libertarian Left square
>>29319699
One time I was right in the middle and it triggered a psychosis
lazily copy-pasting from the stats image