Do you have a manly jaw or do you need to hide behind a meme beard?
neither 2bh
>>29320545
I have a nice jaw I've been told
>>29320545
Well groomed stubble master race
had all four wisdom teeth removed this morning. its 4pm now and the pain is finally hitting me.
anyone else /suffering/ here? gonna try out the painkillers they gave me now and downloading some fresh vidya + animu as i write, what else can i do to make this bearable?
also share your stories to make me feel better i suppose.
>>29320483
>wisdom teeth removed
>>suffering
poor you
>4
Oh no family. I had one removed years ago and it was fucking terrible. The worst part was the fact that they had to cut the gums or something to get it out. Shit kept opening up and when blood filled my mouth, I just wanted to die. It was poopoo.
It'll get better though, even with four taken out. Just muscle through that shit with vidya and what have you. If it gets too unbearable, you can always just jump off a bridge, it gives hope.
What kinda painkillers did you get, OP? Did they give you anything good? If they're opiates, just take a little more than recommended and it'll be instant comfy time.
Who here /big balls but small dick/
Shooting of big loads isn't impressive when it comes from a 4 incher. Please tell me I'm not the only one suffering from this issue.
>>29320478
6.7x5 dick here
Too bad for you, op
>>29320478
You can tea-bag better than the average man
I have a nice cock but always shoot these globby fat loads then nothing else. My urethera is really wide
7x6 uncut
>tfw you'll never be a futa
>>29320477
Becoming a cute girl and do lesbian things with other cute girls would be enough for me.
>>29320477
>Wanting to have a dick.
>Not wanting to be a normal girl, marry a good man and be a cute mommy instead.
Faggots, the best thing is a stable relationship with another man
>live in place rich in scenery and camping/hiking opportunities
>love the outdoors and nature
>don't want to go alone because dying/don't want to be the weirdo walking alone
>most easy trails aren't dog friendly so I can't even get a dog to go with me
Wat do?
>>29320472
Make a Tinder account, say you like to enjoy hiking/walking. Apparently girls froth over that, take things slow, and maybe ask her to accompany you to a scenic walk?
>>29320487
That's very rapey.
>>29320506
No it doesn't, And walking alone isn't weird
Do either of those but stop worrying about what other people think
Greetings Robots. -from /jp/
OHAYOU /jp/
>>29320426
Nice trigger discipline, just don't shoot your hand off you mongoloid
>>29320471
OHAIIIYUUU DESU SENPAIIII
anyone have really itchy arsehole at night time and cant go to sleep? (pic not related)
you might have pinworms there are cheap medicines that kill them
>>29320390
Try an enema. Or a shower you nasty fuck
>>29320429
>mfw I've had this randomly for years now
What do pinworms do? I'm a fat fuck so they probably don't eat steal my food
Let's have a thread about cute doges
My doge a cute
Here is a cute dog
>>29320682
That is one cute doggo
i'm writing some letters to an internet friend, but his normie dad is always snooping his mail and reading them before it gets to him. there's too many words i'm writing this time to write in wax. any suggestions for secret letters, robots? preferably something easy for me to write a lot of words, and easy for my mate to decode.
Find an encryption algorithm online and encrypt it using a long secret ('the street that we meet on when we...') that he knows?
That would reveal to his father that you're wary of him though. Not deniable.
>>29320343
Paint on it with pee and then hold a light under it
Like Dwight
do the thing from that movie with the lemon juice and the hair dryer
Robot issues thread
>when you order something online because you're too autistic to go out and buy it from a store but you miss the delivery because you have autistic sleep-times.
>>29320302
when you always go to buy clothes with your mum or dad because it's easier than going alone
>>29320479
Wait, is this autistic?
I had my mum take me to get a tailored suit made for me for my sisters wedding when I was 27.
I had no idea where to even start to find one, so she had to take me.
>>29320479
I literally haven't bought myself clothes for, it's got to be over 10 years. Every item of clothing I currently own has been from Christmas/Birthdays
>tfw r9k is the best cure for depression
>tfw I actually like to feel miserable
This world is a fucking hell. The only moment I feel happiness is when I'm lurking r9k.
I don't even want a gf, I just want to lurk here and feel like shit.
I love you tbqh famalampai.
/r9k/ is actually good for self-improvement because it makes you feel aware of how fucked you really are. Essentially it's a REAL personal redpill, albeit a painful one.
/pol/ is the sociopolitical redpill, /r9k/ is the personal redpill.
I found that everything between embracing NEETdom and being totally successful is misery
>>29320326
What you said is totally true. Thanks to r9k I improved a lot of things that I disliked about me and I just accepted things that I can't change.
r9k made me swallow the redpill and since then I'm much happier.
"What you've never been asked out by a guy before? I met my boyfriend while I was doing charity work with kids. He's always busy treating patients in the hospital but he always somehow manage to spend time with me everyday. You should just go out more femanon. I'm sure a guy will ask you out."
>tfw my chessfu, botez, will never be my gf
FUCK THIS WORLD
>>29320138
>femanon biggest problem is no one will randomly ask them out
>can't figure out that they can ask a guy out
Being an pretty ugly girl is like being a moderately attractive guy.
Give me one good reason to read this piece of text written by a woman
ITT: Almost fuckable.
>tfw you probably would but would regret it the rest of your life
>>29320128
the girls I most regret fucking have been the most enjoyable, oddly enough. a weird yin yang thing going on there.
>>29320128
Whats wrong with her lookswise? She seems like a strong 6/10 on face with nice body.
How high are your standards?
>>29320128
She looks nice enough
Her main problem is that she's a whore
Literally r9k: the animal.
>>29320057
Why not blobfish or bullfrog?
>>29320057
>Literally r9k: the animal
I dont think so
http://www.itv.com/news/2014-06-06/guinea-pig-to-become-father-to-400-after-breaking-into-female-enclosure/
>>29320073
>>29320057
Or panda? Kakapo?
Is anyone here legitimately autistic? How do you deal with all the autistic shit you do?
I'm also interested to hear. Not those "dude autism lmao" things or meme autism, but actual autistic traits. And also how did you find out.
i suspect i might have it
i'm scared of actually being diagnosed
I try my hardest to suppress urges and keep conversations to a minimum. I started this after highschool