>Tfw constipated shits
Who /cries when they shit/ here?
>>29321074
>being that much of a pussy you cry when you do something extremely average
>>29321104
This seems like an off thing to pick-on someone for.
why are you that constipated man
>You don't even want a gf because you realize you're a mentally ill subhuman who should not be allowed to pass on their genes anyway
iktf senpai
> 10/10 THICC indigenous Mexican grill at work smiles at me and tries to work with me every opportunity she gets
> ignores all the cute, charming guys at work
> tfw Pavlovian conditioning is telling me that when an attractive girl smiles at me it's some sort of plot to humiliate and hurt me
> tfw Chad roommate hounded her for a month and managed to get her number
> shes coming over this weekend...
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>>29321039
But if I managed to survive all that mentally ill stuff without suicide, ain't I tough? Chad has it all easy, he doesn't have the mental torture that I had.
#Rationalizing your difficulties in life
>girl shows interest in you
>don't know how to avoid it without being wrongfully accused of being gay and making your status quo life even worse since you're a 25+ yo khv and being gay is the logical explanation what others would think of you and you can't tell them the truth because it's even worse
*knock* knock* knock*
>WHEN THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO GET A JOB YOU BUM
>been out applying everyday
how do i get out of my house? had a interview at mcdonalds and they even ignored me. noticed they got new people of course. should I join the military? I feel too old even though I meet the requirements
>>29321029
are you a native english speaker?
try to teach english abroad.
>>29321029
How old are you? I'm 27 and going for military.
If you're mentally ill like most NEETs then you're probably not going to get into the military
Why do so many Asian men and women wake up everyday and make the choice to be ugly?they are the only race that can become attractive with little effort.
The guy in the pic looks better on the left.
On the right he just looks like a weak beta.
>>29321025
the guy on the right looks like a faggot
what is your point op?
>>29321345
>>29321366
The guy on the right is cute.
I would love to have sex with him
>tfw she only wants to be friends
>>29320926
Its like you've been put in some kind of zone of non-gf
>>29320926
>tfw she doesn't want to be friends
>tfw she doesn't want to associate with you in any way
get on my level bitch
>>29322350
not being in contact is easier than being friends
>Be me
>Finally get Pokemon GO
>squealofamanchild.jpeg
>Go outside to see what Pokemon I can catch
>Find none
>Go to McDonalds, maybe I can catch a Snorlax
>Even without Pokemon GO, I can still see Snorlaxes there
>Find no Pokemon there
>Go to the bathrooms
>See...
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>>29320912
10/10
Would read againn
>>29320912
Nice pasta, op. You're gonna go far on this board
>>29320912
>Not challenging them to battle as soon as they walked in
How can I monetize being a qt girl on the internet?
> don't want to get nekkid
> will wear yoga pants
Help me, I don't have any skills.
>>29320870
>>>/soc/
>>>/b/
>>>/trash/
take your pick
Show off your feet. If you have cute feet, you can get a small following of footfags to buy you shit.
>>29320870
Stream on twitch. If you're actually a qt girl that is.
This quote is so true. NEET's everywhere permantly BTFO
>>29320841
You really have to be a true cuck to vote for this sexist bitch.
>>29320841
European here.
Are you Americans seriously at risk of electing a woman who literally relies on insults to win approval?
>>29320841
My wife's son is voting for Hillary. I respect his decision but I wish he had voted for Bernie like me.
Post lesser known YouTubers/those with few subs, help anons discover hidden gems
And have you homos ruin everything? Fuck no.
>>29320826
This guy's pre good, good analysis videos on vidya, good LPs with relaxing commentary (see the Oblivion one for a good example)
Only got about 10k subs
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWDFAOZHGSy7ItmuQl32AYw
>>29320848
>if something is popular or not 'underground
, it's ruined
H I P S T E R
D E T E C T E D
My sink is disgusting. Post your sink.
>>29320774
Holy shit is this gonna be like the hoarder thread??
OP, post more gross shit you have
>>29320774
Nigga..it takes 15 mins max to wash some dishes. Get on it you dirty motherfucker
I dont even have a sink right now ;w;
Can you point to an event or a stage where your life has turned to be the way it is today? The thing that made you a depressed shut in beta.
For me it was middle school when I was 14, two Stacies bullied me for being ugly and too nice who never responds, they used to follow me around and mock me and I couldn't do anything because all the school Chads would defend them. It lasted for about 2 years. During that time my confidence has crashed so bad I stopped going outside and preferred spending all my free time on the internet, as a result the small amount of friends I...
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>>29320745
I don't even remember. I was picked on so much in middle school and high school that naming an isolated incident is really difficult.
>>29320745
not really. i was picked on a lot going through school. that coupled with my shyness/social avoidance turned me into a robot
The moment of conception.
who /abused as a child/ here?
> tfw conceived from rape
> hated and ostracized since the day i was born
> not even a real human being, flawed to the very core of my existence
> never had anything or anyone
I realized I'll never be normal. Things will never get better. You can't just undo 20 years of hate and spite.
> just be yourself and forget the past :^)
>>29320626
>You can't just undo 20 years of hate and spite.
Actually you can.
my mother was a prostitute and I remember when my best friend at the time and his parents sat me down and grilled me for about an hour about what my mom did for a living during a sleepover.
I eventually caved in and they drove me home and I never saw him again.
Later on she was on drugs and lost her license, so I had to drive her to have sex with strangers for money and to her drug dealer.
I have weird sexual views and really no ability to empathize with people
>>29320638
t. someone who does not know the true meaning of suffering
Why does /robot/ hate women so much?!
>>29320606
Because women are better than us and they treat us like shit because they have all the power
>>29320623
What? Men get to pursue women. We have the power.
Because they can touch other people without hurting them, and I want to touch other people but I can't because it hurts them.
Haha love this green frog guy
Hello and welcome to 4chan! You are considered as what's known as a "newfag" or "normie", as 4chan has loose external regulations (and everyone else will tear your fuckin' ass apart) follow one of the two to be safe:
>1: Fuck off
>2: Lurk a bit
if you chose 1, see you 9gag scum.
>>29322209
Falling for obvious bait pretty much outed you as a newfag yourself. Ironic, innit?
>>29322209
Primo memo my redditor compadre :) ill see you in the subreddits!! :)
>HONK HONK HONK BEEEEEEEEEEP HONK
Honking your horn isn't going to make the traffic move faster, wagecuck.
>>29320551
>anon is making car sounds and talking to himself. did he forget to take his medication yet again?
>>29320551
when mommy gives me mcmuffin money I drive slow on purpose its hilarious all the people I make late for work
>>29320551
Yes ive never understood this i mean theres a 50 lane of traffic and people honk when theres red at the stoplight
People are weird