>my pussy when I bully robots on r9k for (You)'s
>29325777
You can bully me ;)
>29325996
Excellent work. MPW (my pussy when)
You can't bully me senpai, I'm unbulliable.
Name a better food than onion rings.
chicken nugger frfr
Apples and cinnamon oatmeal
chicken nugger? French fried? sweer potato?
I could go on.
ayy who /-letsuffix/ here?
manlet
jawlet
chinlet
peenlet
brainlet (stupid)
wallet (poor)
report in
manlet
dicklet
brainlet
I lost the BIG 3
wallet and brainlet
self-esteemlet
How much practice goes into being good at video games?
The only game I play is GTA Online and I'm pretty good at it. But I legitimately have had to train to get to where I am.
>looking up tips and tricks
>methodically learning different maneuvers
>practicing the best moves to commit them to muscle memory
In a way it takes some of the joy out of it since
I'm not naturally good. Then I see kids that are half my age who are still better than me and...
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>>29325467
Get a faster reaction time and you'll get remarkably better.
>>29325467
Idk I suppose I'm decent in Soulsborne just because I've spent so much time in those games it's probably unhealthy.
I guess I'm also pretty good in battlefield, but that just might be because you get scored for literally everything in bf.
Depends on the game, I feel the same as you when I play osu!, I'm level 87 and I can beat(for good grade max <4 stars) maps that are max <5 stars ,while other players are level 70 and can do 4 and 5 stars with really good scores and full combo.
I also played2441 hours on League of Legends and I'm only gold.
So yeah, some videogames require training, but some games ''require'' the same skills.
For example when I started playing cs go, I was instantly placed in gold nova 1 and I was very comfortable there, even though I had like 50 hours max, because I practiced my reaction times on osu! , like >>29325525 said
>doing nofap
>still browse boorus
I've finally realized that this is what I've been doing wrong every time.
Collecting fap material has become such a large part of my daily activity that giving up on it is harder than giving up on masturbation.
>doing nofap
gee anon you're such a loser
>>29325492
That feeling afterwards was actually eating up whatever's left of my soul tbqh but I was rarely wise enough to remember that in the moment.
>>29325492
is that what having a gf feels like?
Sup robots. I like I girl from my class really much. We don't have regular chit-chats, but when we do we have a good time. I am really introvert and don't know how to talk to women. >Previous attempt was a total disaster.
What are good line to ask her on a date?
>Trips advice will be taken into serious consideration
I don't want to fuck this up too!
just fucking talk to her faggot.
>>29325383
AYO GURL: WANT SOME DICK?
>>29325421
>Previous attempt was a total disaster
I'm calling Time Warner Cable to cancel my cable subscription.
I don't want to be on the phone with someone for this long, and I hear they pressure you and offer all kinds of other deals.
I bet this is what breaking up with a gf feels like.
Wish me luck, robots.
>>29325316
Ha ha ha ha holy shit OP
Just say you don't want any deals and can't be saved. They will be on commission and be grateful you don't waste their time
>>29325403
I did it. It took 18 minutes. I got like 3 more offers and 2 price drops, but I held firm.
I just saved $162 a month.
Now I just have to return their stuff, like an ex dropping by to bring back a favorite hoodie, I imagine. I just ask how they're doing, but don't seem to interested, right? Keep it brief.
what a male wants from a relationship
>romantic love
>stability
>loyalty
>reliability
>mutual support
>emotional intimacy
what a female wants from a relationship
>sex
>someone serving her selfish interests
>raising her social status among other women
A woman is not capable...
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>>29325223
>thinking all women are like your mother
Stop being so blind.
>>29325245
>n-n-not all women
#YesAllWomen
Shut the fuck up, you deluded nu-male feminist. There are no exceptions. If you believe to have found an exception, you just haven't yet gotten to know her good enough to see that she's not an exception.
>>29325223
Biologically, a woman wants someone with good genes to produce offspring with and protect them from being murdered by animals.
A male wants to spread his seed to as many females as possible. Both male and female want to feel like they belong and are important.
All that other shit you stated are psychological wants that differ from person to person based on their history, upbringing and mental status. YOU want those things because you probably had shitty parents or a mommy that didn't make you feel...
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>qt 9/10 and me are on a party and we knew each other pretty well
>we are both drunk and kiss
>she tells me she was in love with me
>alright cool keep your shit together just act cool
>after flirting and drunken talk she goes home
>sends me a message that she has feelings for me but doesn t want a relation
>alright fine she is playing hard to get otherwise she...
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>>29324993
1 month ago not 2 years my bad
>>29324993
I dunno man. Shit's confusing. Had that feel many times, myself.
Wish I could say I've found the secret to understanding it all, but I don't have it.
Hang in there, OP
Just text her why haven't we fucked yet the worst that can happen is getting rejected by a worthless meatsack cumbucket ir be a man and maybe get some pussy for once
What is you guys' favorite anime. I'm new to anime and I want to fuck my life up and I figured this is the best way. So far I've watched Serial Experiments Lain and Cowboy Bebop. Any suggestions?
>>29324878
Evangelion will be right up your alley pham.
Texhnolyze is alright too.
if you liked lain i suggest you watch haibane renmei and paranoia agant next.
haiban erenmei is by teh creator of lain, but with a very different tone to it.
paranoia agent is a great thriller, in this it is comparable to lain.
if you liked cowboy bebop i suggest you watch samurai champloo and mitchiko to hatchin next, both shows are similar to cowbyo bebop in look and feel.
>>29324918
Texhnolyze? Why not just tell him to jump off the Golden Gate bridge, it should be a crime to suggest that sad as fuck anime.
I think I've come to accept, that I have an addiction.
However I don't want to spend money on a psychiatrist. I know they will prescribe SSRIs. I was on them. The urge is still there, although you won't be able to get it up with them.
You could argue if it works, it works. But surely there are some methods I can try before taking the pharmaceutic Jew?
I can barely function anymore. I find my hands on my dick and I'm jerking off without realising. I need help. Has anyone broken through the addiction?
>>29324819
Turn off your internet.
>>29324841
this
or you can hang out at cafes all the time and be that weird autistic faggot who is there all the time
read some mother fucking books
>>29324819
At least youre not also addicted to booze and cigarettes like me. Jerkingoff is my healthiest habit
Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to my funeral tomorrow.
happening thread will be posted tomorrow morning
so long suicidal robots
peace bro...we were the unwanted.
>Witnessed
>>29324805
Don't worry. Nobody will attend your funeral.
>>29324805
Toodles, friend
>tfw no giant gf that will make my already tiny dick look even tinier
is there a worse feel than this?
>>29324755
>look like my kid
wonder if she's into role play
>>29324755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOR00Dj9NMU
Oh man 6'6" in heels - be still my heart
Why live this no tall gf life?
>>29324755
I want her to abuse me
Is there any part of a chick's body you CAN'T beat off to?
Hair, face, neck, armpits, tits, stomach, ass, pussy, legs, feet. It seems like everything is fappable
Maybe elbows. I've never tried looking for elbow porn before, so I'm not sure
>>29324743
I can't fap to that girl's hips because she doesn't have any
>>29324743
Nope, the female body is basically perfect and I wish I could be one desu
>>29324743
when she has man hands
feminine penis i can deal with
but man hands? yuck.
Should I eat French toast, a burger, or leftover pizza?
>>29324705
Eat the burger my friend.
I love burgers, but I just had one & I'm not feeling too hot. Go with the leftover pizza; less work & money spent that way.
>>29324705
None of the above: eat a bullet and stop shitting up this board.