>tfw tomorrow will be a big day
big dsy for what OP
you're not going to to anything stupid...
What's going on OP? Is it something fun? Can I tag along?
you gonna shoot up some normies senpai
Dear /r9k/,
I'm 25 and a virgin but was thinking about getting a prostitute/escort in a couple of months when I know I'll be alone in a hotel in Toronto. How should I approach this? How much should I be willing to spend? What would you do? Would you go this route, or keep living life until something possibly happens?
>>29333129
I don't want to dissuade you but I am also a 25 year old virgin. I'm going to keep trying the old fashioned way instead of getting a prostitute.
most people who see prostitutes tend to continue seeing them, even after entering relationships, losing money etc, and it just generally becomes a destructive and bad streak, so... don't... just fap like crazy?
Once you've done it, it can potentially sour your future relationships.
>>29333177
I know what your saying, but I'm just sick of not having the experience. i'm really on the fence about this.
What should I get from Domino's guys? Will post pics of order when it arrives. 25$ limit. I'm very hungry please give me something tasty
>>29333028
Medium pizza onions and mushrooms/ (meat if like)
And cheesy bread
Yummmm
Corn
10xgarlic and herb dip
extra sauce
No cheese
respect my double digits
O yeah I guess doubles decides if the thread dies I'll get what you got sounds pretty tasty>>29333070
>Meet girl off of POF
>go out on date everything goes well, She says she off from work tomorrow and I can come over
>I go over we start kissing she rubs my cock through my pants I have khakis on, she either feels or sees it, gets up and moves to other side of the couch
>puts tv on we sit in silence for 20 so minutes, she says its late and she has to work tomorrow
I called her and texted her a dozen times since and no response. What should I do now?
>>29333023
Its over you have a small dick. Women won't settle for anything less a 7 inches which is what less than 2% of men have worldwide.
>>29333023
small dicks btfo!
originalment
so you have a small cock or she's a feminist?
im confused
Robot dog names
>>29332972
Hal
lspssvva
>>29332972
Eunice
cute pupper
Chester
blox
We post some stats and what we would do to/with the anon above us.
Mine
-Girl
-22
-I like reading
>>29332959
Fuck off fembot
This is my board REEEEEE
>>29332959
>Guy
>27
>Kissless virgin making 90k a year.
I would tell OP to kill herself or gtfo this site normalfag
>>29332959
my
exist, I think
like contemplating existence and if I or it even exist
am a wtb transracial universexual
I wish there was a board for depressed and lonely anons that isn't flooded with degenerates crying about their untouched baby dicks.
Im tired of being discredited by fat aspies just because ive had a job and a girlfriend at some point in my life. I come here to relate to similar anons and have a decent fucking conversation, instead i get harassed by a raider gang of summerfags with autism. I mean, im really a nice and considerate person but if i mention that i lift weights or im not a virgin or im not a neet all hell breaks loose.
>>29332893
Maybe take it to /r/sex next time? Just a friendly suggestion.
>>29332893
Just dont mentiion your gf fagget.
Does not having a gf mean one has autism? Really?
>>29332893
Maybe you should go to /b/ normalfag or get the fuck off this site. Maybe even do the best of option of all and kill yourself.
Does this picture make you rage?
>>29332862
Nope. Why would it?
>>29332862
No because I'm not a baby, but that's pretty gross.
>>29332862
Honestly yes. Makes me pretty livid that a non-fat guy got with a fat girl because it will make fat women feel entitled to non-fat men and lower the rating of every non-fat male. It causes all women to raise their standards for mates which results in them thinking the vast majority of men are ugly..
>turn up the music
>as loud as it goes
>it will drown out the voices
Does it work?
Don't know what this feels like? Be glad.
Take your meds, you're going to end up in the psych ward anyway and at least this way you won't hurt the people around you.
t. guy with a bipolar schizo gf
>>29333072
>making your schizo gf take her meds
baka
I just realized that even though I've been lurking 4chan for nine years I've made very few posts. I've literally just been reading other people's posts for nine years with barely a response. I wish I would have contributed more. I question whether I was even a part of this community or just a spectator. So I'm making this thread tonight for all anons like me. If you have been lurking like me, respond here with something. It can be as small as a reaction picture, as big as a manifesto, or anything in between.
observing is not passive. it changes the observer.
So I guess you have been doing something all along!
why you no post more tho?
>>29332715
I personally don't understand how extended lurkers are even a thing.
Maybe I'm just too much of a born shitposter and attention whore, but I was maybe on 4chan for about two weeks before I started posting.
This was in late 2008.
Best Horror Film?
I hear 4chans consensus is Lake Mungo or Noroi
I really liked The Sixth Sense, it's not my favorite but I saw it recently so it was the first one to come to mind.
Another one I really liked was "The Thing", pretty awesome, "Shutter" (the original version) was great too
>>29332636
the thing fucking rocks
Best is probably Halloween, Jaws or Alien or something like that, from a film making perspective. But you probably mean best from a S C A R Y perspective, so I'd say The Ring I think is the only movie that's really unsettled me but I don't watch a lot of horror.
MY BODY ACHES
FROM THESE STEAKS
BETRAYED BY LUNCH
>>29332627
LOST IN A DREAM
NOTHING IS WHAT IT SEEMS
SEARCHING MY HEAD
FOR THE WORDS THAT YOU SAID
SHE ISN'T REAL
I CAN'T MAKE HER REAL
>>29332810
BEER SPILLED ON MY THIGHS
AS WE ATE OUR LAST GOOD PIES
THIS BAD STOMACH ACHE
JUST AIN'T GOING AWAY
Just give up robots, I've already won and you were never playing
t. Chad
Okay, what the fucking fuck is this "t." shit?
Chad got a GF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nba0SBkeFWg
>>29332675
shorthand for terveisin, which is Finnish for "with regards."
t. anon
How the FUCK do I get a Swedish gf?
Why Swedish?
1. Be attractive
2. Travel to sweden
step 1: be a marginalized minority
step 2: go to sweden
I understand the fact that suicide isn't necessarily the answer to my problems, but it damn sure seems like the best and only way to send a message to the people i used to spend time with. I know that most of them will say things like "We cared so much, if only he could have seen it," when it reality they're the ones who knew the least... There's only one person who knows how alone I feel, and even he spaces himself from me... How do you robots deal with this crushing loneliness?
Also general comfy thread
>>29332454
>one person who knows how alone I feel
>crushing loneliness
reeeeee try having no friends or friendly conversation ever
>>29332531
i'm not a complete robot yet, i know, but it sure seems im on the road to become one
suicide is the answer. Do it before it's too late