>ask how to lose weight
>calories in < calories out
This is impossible. It beaks the laws of thermodynamics.
>>29342223
>It beaks the laws of thermodynamics.
No, it doesn't
I just think that you are confused.
Try thinking it over a couple more times.
>>29342235
Actually Im a lawyer in the laws of thermodynamics and it is indeed impossible, also illegal.
why don't you listen to bladee yet, anon senpai? his music matches perfectly with a robot's feelings.
But I do, anon
>I'M FOREVER YOUNG MIGHT LET THE COKE DRIIP
>I DON'T GIVE A FUCK I GET MY THROOAT SLIIIT
i don't listen to plebshit meme rap
>>29342176
wrist cry is so good, by far the best song on eversince.
>tfw no petite, cute, lowkey goth gf with beautiful short black hair
>>29341978
She's cool to talk to.
>>29342208
she does live stream or something?
>>29342248
no she uses her own chat server on this weird website.
She also uses twitter.
She has a kik too, but she doesn't use it that much.She lives in the same town as me, I'm not even looking for a gf, I just think she'd be cool as a friend
How long did you sleep last night, anon?
Me? 11 hours.
>>29341936
i didnt
original comment
>>29341936
Maybe 6, my son wouldnt go back to sleep after raging out in the middle of the night
>>29341936
i sleep 3 hours at night and then 3 other hours in the afternoon
>girl next door needs car jumped
>don't have cables because I'm a minimalist
>she has Chad drive over and do it
soooo everything worked out for all parties involved?
>>29341870
If you own a car and don't have basic tools for it, you're not a minimalist. You're a fucking retard.
>>29341870
>don't have cables because I'm a minimalist
This isn't being a minimalist, this is being an idiot. Just leave a suitcase or box with all the tools/emergency supplies you need in your car.
Chad here, I just stole a girl from an autistic robot who had been in love with her for the last 8 months but never made a move
Trap here. Me too. It's just not the same when he's not in the picture.
>>29341841
not really stealing her from the retard, since ya know, the autismo never had her.
Hey chad, what do you think of traps btw
. Just your opinion on an anonymous board
Why don't NEETs just teach english in asia?
Puedo ensenar Ingles en Espana?
I like Spanish men :3
>>29341839
They do. The craziest cunts in Asia are expat English teachers. Been on more fucking weird adventures with borderline batshit insane folk with expat English teachers then worth mentioning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2umtvqBEnM
Great...
My favorite youtuber deleted all her videos, the same thing always happens as people grow up, they realise how terrible youtube was as a decision.
>>29341821
don't worry, you'll find other 8 year olds to jerk off to, pedo scum
>>29341860
Make up your own fantasies much?
They always delete their channels inevitably.
Maybe i should just delete my life...
>>29341821
Why not send her a message/email telling her it made you feel
REEEEEEE SO FUCKING LONELY NOT EVEN ON HERE NOT ONE EVEER REPLIES TO MY POSTS PLEASE BE MY FRIEND
>>29341789
I know this feel but there's really not a whole lot you can do about it, friend. A pity (You) just isn't the same, at least for me it doesn't do it.
I'm not even giving you a (you) samefag.
reminds of the zeemaps thread. out of the 8 people i tried to contact 5 never replied and the other 3 stopped replying after one day.
maybe robots aren't made for this kind of thing.
who /cheap/ here?
>have lots of money
>own maybe 2 items of clothing that fit me
>thinking about buying some new clothes
>20 dollars for a shirt? should i? nah
for me its a mixture of being cheap and autistic although i only get anxious in clothing stores. nowhere else only when having to pick out a pair of pants to try out. like wtf
>>29341734
Im buying online so the people factor isnt there
>>29341751
im skinny fat 5'7''. clothing sizes, especially pants, can be deceiving for me so I end up sending shit back alot. its really annoying so I started going out to stores to try on shit before i buy it. And as a result discovered my autism.
Just wanted to let you guys know that I did it.
I Come from a past where I had little to no friends, would always be alone both at home and in recess at school, but I finally did it.
I'm climbing to the top, and nothing can stop me. My social circle has grown dramatically, and the people who used to not want anything to do with me are some of my closest friends today.
Today we got out of school (I'm 18, blow me) and I just realized how much I have accomplished.
I want to let you guys know that you should never give up, and once you crack the code on how...
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>>29341689
geeeeeeeeeeeeeet out
let me repeat that
geeeet out!
>and once you crack the code on how to be with other people, your social status will just keep rising
And that code is...?
>>29341689
>and the people who used to not want anything to do with me are some of my closest friends today.
They sound like great """""friends""""""
Hey /r9k/
It's been a while since I last posted here- or even visited this particular board. It was back when JLH first started posting, which seems like an eternity ago.
As I'm sure you can probably tell, ny name is Tim. I'm 21 years old, self employed and studying history at uni. I don't think I'm going to live much longer, so I decided to share my story with the board I used to love. Most of you, if not all of you probably won't take much interest in thus thread, but that's fine. I just didn't want to disappear knowing...
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>>29341647
Go on now
>>29341647
jlh wouldn't want you to
I've never really felt like I fit in or belong, ever. I wasn't disabled or ugly or anything severe like that, although I've been mentally unwell since primary school.
You see, I suffer from a disorder called derealisation disorder. It makes life seem unreal, whilst also disconnecting me from my surroundings- like I'm watching life on a screen. Alongside this, I also suffer from depression and have recently started hallucinating.
What are you guys smoking? Pic related is me, just can't beat that classic taste.
10c/post?
>>29341644
Smoking is bad for your lungs, you will die
>>29341680
>posting Roadhog
>not posting Zenyatta, the only good character in Memewatch
absolutely haram
THIS has been 4chan's waifu for the past 5 years?
>>29341495
yup, she's been the waifu of a place where boys and men would rather fap to a male with a big dick than to a 6\10 female.
And they dropped Chloe as collective waifu not because of her terrible body, but just because she's with Hillary.
This place is death.
>>29341495
She's Hollywood, what do you expect.
>>29341495
lol no
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Help me out here robots, Im a shut-in 23yo sexless virgin and I literally never went out before, how shitty/weird is it to go to a bar alone, sit in a corner and hope to approach a girl? I just want to at least give it a shot
>>29341494
Does this not just sound like a disastrous idea right from the outset?
Give up, anon. It's actually not worth a shot. Try perhaps not completely throwing yourself into the deep end first.
>>29341494
When I was around twenty something I tried that. I took a couple of glasses of rum. I went to places with a lot of music so it was no good at all.
I imagined it was like those movies. You go sit in a bar, you take your whiskey, you talk to the barman. Maybe you'll get to talk someone else.
But yeah there's no such place in my region.
Well sort of. But in such places only really old men go to.
>>29341506
Shit I dont know man, where would you even start if you dont have friends to go out with? Where else would you go to meet some girl besides shitty tinder?