Is bread and mustard the best snack?
there is sumthin not right wit u
Is this the famous British cuisine I've been hearing about?
I prefer peanut butter in taco shells desu
Guaranteed Normie trigger:
Argue for determinism and refute free will.
>>29339609
This is so true and I never get it why normies get so mad when you bring arguments against free will.
>>29339609
I don't understand why the lack of free will is such a trigger for people. The truth hasn't interfered with my enjoyment of life at all, in fact it's probably made me more sympathetic if anything.
>>29339653
>why normies get so mad when you bring arguments against free will
Because they got lucky in life but they want to believe it was their choices that got them where they are
>TFW it's a terrible idea to think about determinism and it can only hurt you
>found out mummy and papa are leaving for 4th of July weekend
>gonna have the house to my self for 4 days
>tfw I get to masturbate as loudly and violently as I want
>non stop 4 day fap marathon
>fap until my balls are like raisins and I die
Sometimes life isn't so bad.
>>29339425
>when the gif is more interesting then the thread
You got fap material brah?
>the day comes
>rub one out
>feel like shit and lose the urge
>get blackout drunk instead
That's how it used to go for me
>She actually believes in the "everyone is beautiful" meme
>She thinks Chad secretly likes her
>>29339341
You will never make out with a girl like that. Think about it anons. Part of you youngsters hearts still hold out slight hope that'll happen.
It's never gonna happen.
>she thinks her best friend is into her
>she thinks someday they'll end up making out
>that they might even have sex and cuddle
oh wait, that one is probably true
Femanons, why are you generally so submissive and masochistic sexually? Not objecting, just curious as to whether there's a common thread like issues with your parents, or abuse in childhood.
Or is it just porn addiction like it is with a lot of girls?
>man suffers childhood trauma
>either toughs it out and becomes as normal as he can or does the honorable thing and kills himself
>vagina-haver suffers childhood trauma
>"reee i'm gonna become the biggest piece of antisocial promiscuous shit i can be xDDDD take that mom and dad FUCK YOU!!! slurp slurp slurp yeah chad daddy give me the jizz baby fix my issues with your dick giv moni"
On another note:
>Pupinia
>Evalion
>Eliza
>Erica
What's up with all these legitimately beautiful teenage fembots on /r9k/ these days anyway?
Not even meme'ing. They're all absurdly pretty.
>>29339359
This is a golden age for the 4chan female.
If you can't get laid with a girl you meet on here now then you'll never be able to get laid.
What's your most erotic KV experience ? Bonus points for KHHV experience, double boost for / V O Y E U R I S M /, triple boost for incest. It doesn't need to be something she enjoyed, or was aware of.
>be me
>in HS, ready for math exam
>studying before it starts
>struggling with a problem
>8/10 qt3.14 notices I need help
>she moves behind my chair
"need some...
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>>29339201
I played doctor with my Step Sister once...
>>29339238
more ! the nostalgia pepe demands it ! ! !
>be me
>in track and field club
>stretching exercise with partner
>like usual, last to be chosen
>spotted by Megamilk-chan
>hot as hell even with a sport bra
"hey, come here you!"
>at least I'm wearing a brief
>barely touch her to avoid boner
>my turn to stretchComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>tfw no trap gf
why even live
there are 3 of these fucking threads up right now, why post another?
>>29338915
I have a trap gf, it's nice but not that great.
Sex is a hassle because she has to clean first and that takes like 15 minutes or something.
Also:
>she
>>29338943
what a fucking retard holy shit
Oh look, it's that thread again, with the same 3 lewdfaggots playing Overwatch
are ausbots prepared for the incoming cold ronery weekend?
tfworigi
i've got exams this weekend that i've not studied for
r.i.p me
>>29338481
I am prepared. My fortnightly autism check is just in and I was able to restock on coco, incense, fire wood, and candles. It's warm and comfy in my bed oniichan. I am going to ride out this storm while the rain hammers my windows.
>normalfag starts giving me his sad story
>silently nod and say a word or two every once in a while
>he goes on to talk about his gfs
>he mentions going on vacations to Hawaii and Africa
>takes willpower to not just walk away in the middle of his bullshit
You normals cannot even begin to fathom what suffering is really like, can you?
The longer I live the less I care for normals, I'm starting to see...
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shit depressed normies say:
-I haven't left the house in 2 days!
-I haven't had sex in 2 weeks!
-I'm unable to go on my annual vacation to <some expensive tourist location>
There is no such thing as normies or robots. Only human failures.
>>29337953
>haven't left the house in over 2 years
>haven't had sex ever
>vacation???
im not even depressed, i dont feel anything anymore
Okay robots, this is a feels music thread. No pussy shit, I want to be bawling my eyes out. (Normie music allowed but not preferred)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GJO_RpBnEg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Vo7f_gWxj4
>>29336125
>black metal is feelsy
wew lad
>>29336141
that song really is anon read the lyrics if you cant understand
It's Friday, Friday, Gotta Get Down On Friday edition
>sorry sir we're only serving the breakfast menu right now
Fuck you I want a burger.
>>29335703
Get a breakfast wrap with brown sauce and throw some sweet & sour in there. Its lovely.
I've had about 3 hours sleep and I need to leave for work in 20 minutes
Send help
What's the worst thing that's ever happened to you r9k? What's the worst moment of your life?
>19 years old
>Failing college
>Barely any friends (2-3)
>Can't stay away from my computer, never see anyone
>Give up fapping and porno to try to help myself
>start of a new semester
>actually go out of my way to meet people (fuck it, literally nothing to lose mode engaged)
>meet girl through new friend I madeComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
When i was 5 my grandmother tried to stab my mother and me to death, making me into a mute for over 2 years and still leaving me fucked up until this day.
a girl. i keep letting this girl back into my life who's sole intention of getting back together with me is to feed her own ego and make me fucking miserable. i can't stop this cycle of never ending hurt because she is in my head manipulating me and playing mind games. i'm her fucking slave and i can't do anything about it.
Fembots, post your 10/10 guy
If I posted his picture he'd see it and get upset.
Fuck off faggot blox 2bh
Mr Originalio
Does anyone else hold serious prejudice towards black women?
Asian people - No problem
Hispanic people - No problem
Arab people - No problem
Black men - No problem
Black women - Literally lower than rats
I've tried so hard. I've done everything I can. They always end up acting like bitchy animals.
Same expect with black men
They scare me but it has more to do with my paranoia
Nope. I'm not a pussy so i'm not afraid of people for being people. Next?
>>29334347
Black women are just so fucking entitled and for what? They aren't anything more than overweight, smelly megaphones.
What accent do you have, /r9k/? Post Vocaroo.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0F0E9vBUArS
>>29329450
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TQkSOhmBF8
>>29329525
You don't sound pathetic enough to be on /r9k/, bloody normie.
>>29329619
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1i06sFERThk