Any methods how to prevent balding? I know from my family scripts that most men from my father's side have nice hairline till 30 and after that it's quick fall to full baldhead. I know this will be my fate too, so I need to prepare. Currently got 8-10 remaining years of nice hair, so probably have enough time to start some experiment prevention. Did something help you? If so, share your stories fellow robots.
>>29345080
>Any methods how to prevent balding
Finasteride is the only way to prevent balding
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Management_of_hair_loss
Why do people with shit hair even decide to breed?
>>29345107
>Finasteride
holy shit that sounds good, does it have side effects? cant google shit now
Post the edgiest/cringe worthy stories or images you can possibly offer.
>this very thread is cringeworthy
>>29345050
Leafyishere is incredibly cringe worthy. Not funny at all.
>>29345050
when i was growing up in 8th grade i had a normie gf
just one of those little 'middle school' relationships
i was in my edgy emo scene phase
so we got into a 'fight'
and her brother died like the weekend before in a tragic car crash (wasn't his fault, drunk driver hit him)
and me being edgy af said
"go burn in hell with your brother"
:'(
still makes me sad til this day
i regret it so much
If you like Ketchup then you're a normie.
Ketchup is fucking gross, only real robots like mustard.
>>29345047
>his mom doesn't make him musty sauce...
>>29345047
I take mustard, mayonnaise and ketchup, mix it all onto one glorious sauce, and smother sausages in them on a kebab stick.
>>29345047
Ketchup is so gross. Mustard master race!
What are you doing right now?
What are you planning to do today?
>>29345042
>What are you doing right now?
Browsing r9k
>What are you planning to do today?
Drink ramune, skype with friend, play dota and watch anime
>>29345042
Powder Toy is very comfy
Right now I'm getting ready to head out.
Gonna go to biolife then work. After that I'm gonna go through the r9k threads I have saved and maybe make a feels thread somewhere. Gonna read Starting strength of I get around to it
Practical suggestions? Rope length, type, drop height, etc.? I'd prefer a forest for the location.
>>29344985
Can't exactly get anyone with experience now can we.
>>29345586
Eh, can maybe find people who fucked up the first time. Anyway, I'd settle for theory, I'm sure some of you have thought of common sense things that I didn't.
I tried using a belt, it's way softer and doesn't really hurt too much. I would use something long enough that I didn't have to fall from any height (I felt it could be painful), instead I'd just go limp and let my own bodyweight do the work (like that swedish guy that killed himself on camera around 2009). I also took painkillers and benzos hoping that they would dull the moment and make it easier
Would you rather choose a long and simple life with a perfect woman, knowing that you'll have sons and your sons will have sons ; but the world will forget your name the day after your death, or would you prefer a short life that'll give you an immortal glory ?
>>29344963
Immortal glory.
The former.
I'd rather have a piece of me live on till the end of humanity than just have my name live on.
Short life
Life is too long and devoid of meaning as it is
Post rare Stanleys
>>29344954
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>>29344954
This is the new king of /r9k/?
Please save this, I put my heart into it.
>dude, just put yourself out there
>you're not going to make friends just sitting inside of the house
I went to college for a year and was constantly surrounded by people, my parents forced me to live there for this very reason. Why can't they understand "putting myself out there" isn't the issue?This thread had better not die with no replies. Surely some of you have been in a similar situation or had this told to you, and /r9k/ isn't that consumed by normies
>>29344939
"putting yourself out there" requires more than just physically putting yourself out there
In middle school my mom made me join a teen bible group to make friends along with Karate class.
She also took away my computer to help me make "real" friends.
>>29344966
I've hosted tournaments in the hopes that I'd be able to gradually make friends with similar interests in the past. I did this for more than a year.
I asked for people's numbers and online IDs and nothing came of it. Even while I was there people didn't really want to talk to me.
>not even 20
JUST
its too late anon, i already hacked your bank account and have sent 15 pizzas to your door
>>29344986
There was nothing to hide
Background was just embracing
According to two studies the predominate presence of women during ones childhood increases the changes of balding by 32% percent.
Why do I feel like everyone hates me?
>>29344878
MORE THAN A FEELING
MORE THAN A FEELlNG
>>29344878
You're projecting.
Don't get me wrong, nobody likes you, but they don't hate you either. Chances are they simply don't give a fuck about you. The hate is in your head.Yes, I'm projecting
Too much time on the internet
Have you ever been satisfied at somebody's fall from grace?
Saw my high school bully at a store a few weeks ago.
> She made my life terrible for four years
> would tell other girls I was a dyke behind my back and they laugh at me in the locker room.
> when we were lab partners she erased my name off final project and turned it in herself. Teacher didn't believe me and I almost failed the semester
> during school trip she made me sleep...
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>BTW GUISE IM A GIRL DID MENTION I WAS A GIRL????? FEMBOT AMIRITE XDDDDDDDD
>>29344867
lmao she's probably still hotter than you, fucking bitch
Some of my old bullies are in prison, and a lot of the bitchy girls are now single mothers. Otherwise I seldom see anyone from school anymore and I'd rather keep it that way. I've only been out of high school for 1 year lmao.
>tfw want to go to an anime watching event
>they probably will not accept me into heir group because I'm black and weeaboos hate black people
black people are weaboos though
>>29344847
black weebs are fun
dont forget the difference between black and nigger
you should be fine
Thank you for respecting that.
I'm at war with normies.
I will bathe the streets with your blood.
>>29344806
Good anon. You'll be doing the robot's wish.
>>29344806
What sort of guns do you have? Include make and model too.
Sounds exciting. Where do I sign up?
Do you think that normies are truly happy?
In my opinion, almost all the people are miserable as fuck, even the normies.
Normies are slaves of the society and they are always thinking about what the other normies think about them. And almost all the normies I know that have gf are unhappy but they put a mask when they are together.
In addition, they can't be alone, that's why they need always a gf or being with other normies.
The truth is that I feel sorry for them, they can't do nothing alone.
>tfw I don't know if...
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>>29344775
I like to believe my life started out worse and will get better while normies life started out great and will only get worse and worse.
This question can never be adequately answered, but I'm sure you're just projecting.
I don't think normalfags outrught view themselves as slaves, but they do care too much about what people think about them and will vehemently defend their reputation when challenged, so I guess they are slaves to society, but not aware of it like you think.
>>29344775
>>In my opinion, almost all the people are miserable as fuck, even the normies.
I don't think this is the case. That said, I have no idea how they do manage to be happy.
Should I make a tinder? What are your experiences with tinder? I'm like a 7 or 7.5/10 and look like a 9/10 in selfies mostly because of camera angle. KV btw.
I just want to meet some girls and get laid, I never go to social events or socialize outside of my nerd friends who don't talk to girls so I never get the chance to talk to girls or meet them.
>>29344734
pls give responses
>>29345004
did you just reply to yourself for the sake of a bump?
also IDK I don't use tinder
and I just turned 18... so...
I am intrested in this. My current workplace is a sausagefest and I don't like to make the first move toward stragers in bars. At least if they're here for this reason I could uster the motivation.