Hope you didn't forget your essentials today.
>>29346031
>Hope you didn't forget your essentials today.
Y-you too.
Keep it warm so it will be happy & healthy when it hatches
We're counting on you, soldier
>>29346031
It's like a CIA secret communication. So cryptic.
>Hope you didn't forget your essentials today.
What did anon mean by this?
>So you're staying at Hotel Kalypso as well? See you around the pool then :)
If this happened to you right now, would you be comfortable with showing off your current aestethics?
>Not constantly staying in Zyzz mode
no but I'm better off than I was a few months ago
no longer over 200 pounds
ya
also 6'4"
>born too late to explore the world
>born too early to explore the galaxy
>born just in time to jerk off to the first ever porn in space
What a time to be alive, robots
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/06/11/pornhub-crowdfunds-for-sex-tape-filmed-in-space/
It got cancelled
Men can't get erections in space
>>29345943
Wait really? Source?
Dubs decides this game's genre.
2-Player Simultaneous !
side scroller
NIGGERCUNTCUNTNIGGERPISSHITFAGGOTFUCK
she's finally eating naked guys come watch her
reallifecam.com/en/view/11_2
>>29345863
how do i sign up for this?
>>29345877
you don't have to just go
>>29345863
http://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=http%3A%2F%2Freallifecam.com%2Fes%2Fview%2F11_2
>Some 12 years ago a work colleague pestered me to join up to an online dating service. The website I joined in 2003 or so is still going strong today, I've dropped in occasionally in the years since (when depressed), and my login still works!
>My best matches all like socialising, all have circles of friends, and many have young children now. There are pictures galore of them drinking through straws from buckets of drink, being in social gatherings of all kinds. All of them say their friends are important.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>I'm living the future that many of you are dreading -- in my mid-40s; definitively estranged from all but one elderly, ailing family member; no friends or even friendly acquaintances; no prospects at all of romance thanks to the self-perpetuating condition of 'FA-ness' (which sets around you like concrete after a certain age).
>My consciousness of myself as a loser-failure has grown to epic proportions, but peaked on the despair side of the hill a few years ago. I crested that despair and the loser-failure...
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I guess I'm the only one still left, huh? Well then.
31. I have come to the conclusion I do not belong in the world at this point in time. I think if I went back sometime between post WW2 to maybe being a teen in the 70s, I might have been able to hack it given my upbringing
But in the current era, at the current time, all things being what they are - I was not meant for this place. I was not meant for this life, and I have little desire to continue to fight that absurdity on a routine basis.
I fantasize about various forms of suicide on a routine basis. I no longer long so much for sex - just intimacy. Just someone...
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ARE YOU DOWN WITH THE CLOWN?
IF NOT,WHY THE FUCK NOT?
>>29345825
Because I'm not a social outcast
>>29345838
Wew,why are you on arcanine then?
>>29345825
I like them and hopsin
>set weight loss goal to lose 65lbs and get to 150lbs
>tfw plateauing at 180lbs right now
feels bad man.
>>29345773
what did you start at and whats your starting weight?
>>29345773
180 is fine unless you're a manlet.
>>29345784
im sorry, what did you start with your calories*
Any of you ROBOTS ever gotten a prostitute or gone to a "massage" parlor or too socially awkward to do it?
>>29345772
>That pic
Is it a black transexual prostitute? That ass is kinda manly somehow. I could be wrong.
As for your question OP, I'm virgin and poor I never done anything, sorry.
>>29345809
just a random picture
>>29345772
I have. I have even went to a central american country and had two everyday for a week.
azn boys best boys
Daily reminder that the main reason this guy's face is attractive is due to the absence of NASOLABIAL FOLDS.
>>29345741
Asian boys are pretty cute.
>tfw no asian bf
>finally got azn bf
I made it
If you could start your life over in any time and place on Earth, where would it be?
Me? I'd live in Hong Kong
>>29345714
Tokyo
The NEET life might be easier there
I'm moving to Tokyo next month for my new job.
>I'm aware I probably won't get any Asian poon
id want to be able to be a teenager in the 60's in san francisco, so i could cash in on free love, and witness the rise of hendrix, greatful dead, and just be a part of the whole hippy experience.
ITT: Stories about shy/socially awkward/otaku/hikikomori-like girls, because this makes me feel warm and comforted like maybe there is a fraction of a chance of finding such a girl myself.
bumperino for originale thread
>>29345671
I remember this thread, did he ever post moar?
>>29345671
bump i dont have any stories but i liked that one
how much can i wash my stepdaughter, can i clean her genitals a lot, when is it illegal?
i don't want to break the law
oh me oh my oh me oh my
good heavens my stars
>>29345651
If your already thinking about it this way. Just dont even you creep.
Start by finding your nearest firearm. Ensure that it is loaded with the necessary ammunition. Put the barrel into your mouth, pointed upwards toward your brain. Finally, pull the trigger. Then their will be no need to worry about such things.
Stop telling me I can't do it! Just wish me luck!
5 straight threads with no replies...
>>29345611
Good luck
Oregano
>>29346169
Thank you for the support. Oregano.
>Want to go jogging
>Too anxious to go to the park
>>29345513
jog in house or get a bike
waaay less anxiety and better exercise
>>29345531
How do you jog inside a house?
>>29345513
I go jogging with my dog at 5am daily, never see anyone