>Owning a vehicle
>Saying "Bless you" when someone sneezes
>Giving tips to wagecucks
>Commenting on someone's clothing
Any more?
>>29354804
>muh dad's car
>when muh mum sneezes
>tip like 10 cents max cos i always carry around enough coins to round up muh bill
>does dis look good on me
>yes mom its p chill
am i a normie now?
>Speaking to other people
>Having confidence in yourself
>Living a fulfilling life
>Being loved
God I hate normans
>watching sports
>gambling
>buying overpriced shit
>tfw you see your high school crush
>tfw he's even hotter than you remembered him
>>29354773
god damn you homos are such creeps
no i'm not buying the fembot shit
fucking homo quit stalking
>naturally don't moan
Nobody is ever going to want this. It seems so important to guys
>>29354773
>Fembot
heh heh like HEH like hehheh like more like ehh FAGBOT hehhehehHAHAhahHEH AH FTFY!
Just stop dude.
Any robots use this app?
Is it appkino?
I use it :)
Doing a mountain hike to place a new cache later today
>>29355458
How does it work?
Do the creators of the app put the stuff there?
>>29355565
people put stuff there. mostly people jack off and cum all over the items or rub aids blood over them.
>tfw no nonwhite gf
how do I deal with the fact that, as a white man, the only women interested in me are white western women, objectively the worst and most trite and boring women in existence? Other cultures actually teach their women to respect their man and be good to him, whereas western white women are literally taught by culture to hate their man.
HOW DO I GET A NONWHITE GF I'M SO SICK OF WHITE GIRLS
>>29354637
>only women interested in me
>women interested in me
fuck off normie
>>29354637
>Other cultures actually teach their women to respect their man and be good to him, whereas western white women are literally taught by culture to hate their man.
You are still a race traitor, you should fucking hang.
>>29354637
>as a white man, the only women interested in me are white western women
Wait, WHAT
Being a white man in asia (especially SEA) is giga easy mode.
>buy album on Spoitfy
>Google removes the artist's entire discography for some raisin
>>29354594
>buy album on Spoitfy
>buy album
nigger i hope your kidding
>buying music
LOL
>when you save a song in your playlist and google removes it and you can't find that song anymore
kill me
> 2 teams talked shit about me in a competitive multiplayer game
> left both matches even though we could've won them.
Eat shit normies, hope you enjoy your rating going down faggots.
>>29354541
>normies always sucking at easy-as-shit zombie killing games
>last normo standing
>walks around, doesn't know what to do for 10 minutes
>can't read what the dead say
>can't use mic to tell him to die cos anxiety
>all the other normies get tired of waiting and leave
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>>29354541
>thinks one game matters
>lost two games pretending hes better than he really is
youre not some mastertroll you just suck dude
>>29354617
Nope, I just like the satisfaction of leaving games when normies got something to say to me.
Don't like which character I picked? I leave moment match starts.
Don't like a choice I made, or item I buy? I leave without saying anything.
Why are there women on this board? Why can't they just leave us alone? Why not go attention whore over at Tumb.lr or redd.it?
Women, despite the normie myths to the contrary, you just don't have it as hard as us. That is what it is, it's nothing you did wrong. But why can't you let us have this one safe haven?
They're just coming here to laugh at the freaks. Some claim to be robots but really they're just in-between relationships.
Shoo shooooo normies! We need a place to be among ourselves. That's all we ask.
because they get attention here, because even when it's obvious bait it will almost always still reel suckers in
for the love of assad LOOK at all the threads made daily by poser-rejects from /b/ trying to prop up pseudo-depressed sluts like eliza as some sort of "queen"
the only true peace a true robot could ever truly find is in the barrel of a gat or the kinetic embrace of a noose.
Pic related should answer all questions OP
How do they compare to western eating utensils?
>>29354466
I really like chopsticks for when I'm frying things, because it gives me better control and I'm less likely to splash oil everywhere
but on the whole eating food is easier with a spoon or fork, for me at least
>>29354466
They're gross. You have to throw them away after one use.
Pain in the ass with tiny shit, fun with big food
There's a reason why asian rice is sticky
Great for stirring, though.
>tfw all i want out of life is a qt black femboy/trap to love and cherish
Why even live? ; _;
>>29354457
1. go to any gay bar in your town
2. buy gay fag a drink
3. add mix then drink
4. rope mouth gag and duct tape
5. ??????????
6. profit
>>29354457
what the fuck is that thing, it looks extremely unnatural
>>29354582
If only I had the confidence to go to a bar and approach. As an ugly shitskinned traplet that is simply not possible.
I should stop eating so much donuts... I think I ate twice my calorie limit today too...
Do you think I should stop eating fatty junk food anon? Do you think I'm fat?
yes, also you're too shit skinned
have fun on instagram though
>>29354424
one donut is almost 300 calories
I don't worry about healthy food. Malnourishment is not a problem in the West, especially if you take a multivitamin. Iifym may not be perfect but it works for me. I've gotten lazy though and just go by feel. After you get good at eating you don't have to count calories by the day. I go more my the week. If I overdo it one day then I can just cut down the next and it all evens out.
Would charity sex be the solution of beta uprising?
The concept is that people who are sexually poor (aka virgos), will get sex donations from sexually rich people (aka whore).
Elliot Rodger will be saging threads and bragging about the last sex donation he got now if there was such a thing.
This would literally be the worst thing for betas. Betas would be like blacks on welfare.
>>29354421
>charity sex
It's called a fucking prostitute.
Jesus chirst you're all stupid
>>29354421
no, but sex bots will be
What are you getting into tonight? Just took10 grams of green vein kratom and 2 mgs of Xanax. Also general self medication thread.
GET IN HER YOU FUCKING JUNKIES
I took .75mg of Xanax earlier and now I want to take more. Or drink, but that's probably dangerous. Or maybe I'm just being a big pussy.
>>29354491
It's not dangerous. I used to drink on 10-40 mgs of Valium when I had a script. You definitely need some tolerance to pull this combo off without blacking out tho
Were the fuck are the JUNKIES of /r9k/?
some grill say goodnight to me
no traps allowed
thanks
via Vocaroo btw I forgot to specify
cmon nowblxo
come on jesus
>be me literally 45 seconds ago
>running drinks in a restaurant
> cute girl constantly smiling at me
>She making jokes and light humor
>long story short I thought she was so into me
>thinking about asking for her number
>She pulls me asside
>"okay serious question, are you guys"
>heart...
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hey, she just thought you were a freak, some curious monstrosity, don't take it personally friend
What did he meme by this
Oragamni
>>29354318
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originalio
You're given 215,379.53 dollars, but everyone and everything you have disappears. What do?
Detailed answers please
for example, instead of saying "I'd buy a house" say "I'd buy a house with X amount of space at Y location which should use Z of my funds"
>>29354282
215k isn't enough to do anything worthwhile these days. It barely buys a house, let alone let you retire or anything. This is a shitty choice.
I'd buy a house filled with heroin and fucking kill myself which should use all of my funds
>>29354282
i'd buy a house near the beach in my city, then keep shitposting everyday from there