>I've put on so much weight... This is your fault for feeding me so much food every night! Take responsibility and marry me!
How do you respond?
>>29358175
why do you even post these things man?
>>29358175
Only if you promise having missionary sex after marriage for the sole purpose of procreation.
Also don't act like you don't like being fed chubster.
>>29358219
He's mentally ill.
bloxaroonmoon
Is anyone else of the opinion that this is by far the most guaranteed way to die, like its the go to way for people who are done with life and aren't interested in cries for attention.
But I have a question for you guys, will my head fit underneath the front of the train which has that little guard? This is an important detail because it will decide what way to position myself.
>>29358141
Lie sideways on the track, get decapitated.
What a cunt thing to do. The driver or whatever might have to deal with emotional trauma and whoever might witness it or the it might fuck up the train schedule and people could be late, just fucking shoot yourself you utter cunt.
>a few months ago my mom is visiting me
>she is taking a train up to San Fran to meet a friend
>train stops because lady jumped in front to commit suicide.
>she gets run over and mauled, doesn't die right away
>she dies awake and fully aware of the pain she is in as she slowly bled out while people tried to get to her
>the train conductor has to live with that on his conscience the rest...
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Let's get a comfy music thread going.
https://youtu.be/3w6s1M43eUE
>>29358130
>imgur filename
REDDIT GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29358498
that photo was literally posted in r/pics today aswell
Currently listening to this
Nothing comfier than music literally made for plants
http://youtu.be/IUVmcKcTZ4A
well I'm gettin' the 'ol rope tie ready. What plans do you guys have.
start going to the gym my dude
the best workouts are fueled by self loathing
and then you feel slightly less shit afterward
Cry myself to sleep because bae hasn't responded to my texts after saying she hates me
>>29358042
oh looky here, we've got a damn shakespeare
It's Friday night, millions of pusses are being plowed right now yet we are here
>you sit here alone and sad
>your oneitis gets pounded by chad
>>29358023
>resolved to start getting out in the world more
>tried 5 different people to get them to go have a couple white russians and cigars
>all declined
>went
>all middle aged men, mostly black (unusual there), and nobody talked
>>29358023
>about to be that time I usually head out to ride around town
>every time I expect something will happen
>every time I end up smoking and looking at the sky
Is there anything that you miss about the early 2000s, robots?
honestly ytv and disney channel in the 2000's were fucking unreal
i feel like kids tv programming has really gone downhill
>>29357981
I was happy for the most part, but mostly the lack of normies on the internet. People seemed to make stuff because they genuinely enjoyed it and not to make money.
Playing tiberian sun all night
I can't even fantasize any more because I don't believe someone could be attracted to me.
Same. I'm just focusing on my own goal now. It's fine.
>>29357927
The trick is to fantasize about turning into a really great person, and then fantasizing about people being attracted to you. For instance, in my fantasies, I become a really great, upstanding guy through extensive physical training and meditation. Then, one thing leads to another, and I am in a happy relationship with an idealized female, and it doesn't feel forced or unreasonably unrealistic.
>>29357970
I've tried this
All I can imagine is becoming rich and having sex with a wife who won't even look at my face during.
>and this is anon. he's, uh... nice?
>>29357926
>"Meet anon, he's uh... a conservative."
>"and this is anon."
>nothing is said after to describe you
>and this is, uh... what's your name again?
How do you makes friends if you're not in college or have no job?
>>29357908
send me money and I'll be your friend
>>29357940
no? okay well it was worth a shot anyones, basically you have to put yourself out there and seen interesting
Go to local pubs and taverns and find other down-on-their-luck adventurers who are looking for a party. They'll be more than happy to be friends with you.
Cheer me up
>>29357859
Bug chasing always makes me chuckle when I'm feeling down
>>29357859
Everyone deserves to be happy. What's wrong?
>>29357859
death is always there when you need it
What do you think about the new feminist hero "Orange Coat Girl"? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ET2KoynZO8
She basically went around ripping Milo Yiannapolous posters and feminists think she is amazing for doing it.
"Hurr Durr feminism iz 4 eqalitee"
Look at how smug she looks. Typical spoiled woman who acts without thinking because she is used to getting away with everything. Female genicide when?
A bug just flew onto my monitor
Hes my bro keeping my company
Write some posts for bugbro to read
Hey bugbro i hope you had a great day!
What is it op?
>>29357840
Heres a biggie pupper
Oregano
>>29357840
Heres a ciggie puppup
why does it seem like the ratio of online white dudes with asian fetish is really high yet when i walk out into the real world, it's still mostly same race relationships? are they ugly as fuck and not succeeding? also, why did they give up the big white tits and pretty pink pussy?
c'mon robots, tell me why.
What kind of area do you live in?
>>29357798
Because 4chan is a heavily anime influenced website.
How does this make you feel? Why do women hate us so much?
Because defective manlets like me are stupid enough to think we're people and we "grow confidence" and "put ourselves out there", not realizing that we're giving others whiplash by how much they're inwardly cringing at our pathetic attempts at being social and thinking we're people.
My hope is that I freak out enough women with my presence so that the rest of you look bearable in comparison. ;)
A bit irritated.
Whats the point of the sign? Its common knoweledge that bars put females on a pedestal.
Like, for fucking everything.
These little acts of "sisterhood" always come across as really weird and forced to me, and they always concern men. "Ask for Rachelle or Jennifer, we'll get you away from that bottom-feeding attempt a human being :)"
As shitty as it feels being a modern man, I can at least take a little comfort in knowing that I don't have to rely on the disregard of others, my reproductive system or my relationship with the opposite sex to find a sense of brotherhood. Even if you hate Chads or normie men, there's always another dude out there you can...
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So how likely am I to be beaten/killed if I nightwalk through a dark neighborhood? Anything I could do to increase the chances?
>>29357685
>Anything I could do to increase the chances?
Live in Detroit.
>>29357685
>>29357713
I always wondered what would happen if you went to some really dangerous neighborhood and just asked to be killed. If people there would attack passerbys you'd think they'd do it for anyone who asked.
If not could show them a shit ton of money but put it back in your pocket and say that htey have to kill you to get it.
Not that I'm recommending doing this type of thing.
>>29358157
They'd just beat you to get the money.
Why would they want to be responsible for a murder when they would just grab it out of your pocket?