Welp, seems like these threads won't exist unless I create them, so:
overwatch and general lewdery: Aus edition(for the fourth day in a row)
>>29359229
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZYjrb4M08s
>>29359358
we /2012/ now, anons
who /exams/ here? what are you studying for and when is it?
Post your rooms brobots
>>29358697
looks very nice op
>>29358697
Don't have a room, parents meant to build me one in the basement but gave up once they learned I'll never get a job
I sleep on the couch
>>29358759
pics of couch
Hungover, alone and cold edition
Anyone awake?
Haven't slept yet
Black no milk or sugar
How do you take it?
will there ever be a comfier series of books ??
>>29358256
There already has been faggot.
>>29358256
There was, the Redwall series.
The dark tower series.
What's got you down, anons?
>>29358036
I broke and I've been trying to catfish Indians all day and I've gotten no where I've basically given up eating today so fuck my life lmfao
Depression has hit a high point. Once the weather cools down I'm buying a plane ticket to A northern state and killing myself
>>29358036
I'm ugly and I'll never be attractive. All of the men I've dated (a grand total of two) would rather fap to camgirls than give me sexual attention. I'm literally just a living fleshlight at this point.
And no before you ask I'm not fat. Just ugly. I think I might break up with my boyfriend and kill myself. It sucks that only relatively cute girls will ever experience true love and lust.
If you're a neet with loads of free time why not teach yourself programming?
This is my plan. Maybe in a year or so I could get a decent job.
Largely a NEET here.
I spent a literal decade, 16-26 roughly, trying to teach myself programming.
Failed hilariously owing to my low IQ. My knowledge is nil.
Would not recommend.
>>29356902
I started.
It was boring.
>>29356902
Start of the slope.
You learn to make a calculator in java then suddenly you're cross dressing to code better and staying up all night teasing boys on omegle with your slender coding figure and knee socks.
Stick to cooking and upholstery.
/r9k/ is a special kind of shit tonight
1: Go to:
http://pochi.lix.jp/k_kisekae2.html
2: Make animu gril
3: Be creative you piece of shit
4: Post waifu
5. Rate other grils
Remember:
No 3dpd
Waifu threads are pure, be nice
Dont post anything dirty. Waifus are pure.
Not very accurate, man.
>>29357099
Nah, you are just biased.
Bump
Make some damn girls
http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/are-you-sexist-take-this-quiz/
How sexist is /r9k/?
I got a 0 in both
>>29356387
0.5 on both
Quiz lacked a neutral response, which I felt was dumb.
going straight on pol with that shit
One of these threads.
Use any variation of templates. I may dump some other templates.
Another one. Really don't care what template you guys use.
>>29356246
wew laddy I'll jump in.
>>29356246
;_;
no one will respond
>25 years old
>make only 37k a year
>have 40k saved
Who else /poor as fuck/ here?
I will never be able to afford a house, a newish car, or even to retire.
don't make me feel bad about myself anon
>>29353038
We're practically twins.
>25 years old
>~$25k liquid cash
>~$35k other assets
>~$35k annual salary
>>29353038
why assume you'll only make that much for the rest of your life?
regular tags: r9k, r9komegle, omegler9k, robot9000, robot9001
bonus tags: beta uprising, robot, cyborg, normie, neet, wagecuck, khv, kv, virgin, tfw no gf
this song is dedicated to our resident femanons:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uGWtL-17y0
some from pic related frequent our chatroom:https://rabb.it/michael.13.36
you're welcome to join. no mics/cams allowed
tfw ywn get a webcam to work and even if you could you'd be too autistic to carry conversations
>>29341699
Where de you find them? I always ended up seeing the same black guy yesterday night
>>29341723
It's from no lifing omegle. Probably have over 150 dif caps of dif girls from using it for 4 months.
Also, some of them our rares that don't turn on cam usually.
You all keep complaining that you are unlucky and incapable of achieving things because your IQ is low or you are predisposed to be fat. If this is the case, whynot do something about it?
It will take a lot of time, but science is advancing fast.
You could get yourself another body in the future, of your own design.
That would be a solution, wouldn't it?
>>29363401
even if that happened in our lifetime, it would be extremely expensive for the average robot. what a pointless thread
>>29363401
>whynot do something about it?
The error here is that OP is asking this question not empirically, but hortatively. In fact, it's not a question; in this mode of pseudocommunication expected is 'okay I will', not 'because factor A, B, C'. Hortation has no meaning.
>>29363456
While I indeed asked it wrong (didn't proof read), I actually want an answer.
who /eating disorder/ here?
>tfw I made myself throw up today after binging on 20 piece chicken nugget, 2 mcdoubles, large fries, and diet coke from McDonalds
Nigga, bulimia is retarded. Try not eating for 2 weeks instead. Much better, easier, and healthier way to lose weight. It's what nature intended.
>>29363368
Is that it? Skinnybots have such small appetites
>falling for the "bulimia is bad" meme
That just sounds like a sensible use of the undo button, anon
>lose bodyfat and make myself more attractive
>people laugh more at jokes I make that would have got maybe slight chuckles before, generally pay more attention to everything I say and actively engage me
reminder that looks are everything
congratulations, OP, you successfully found an area where people are so vain only looks matter to them and therefore had an easier task to make yourself appear "normal"
tbqh i'm not even bitter if at least one robot makes it in life i'm happy
no shit
everyone knows this
>>29363287
being fit displays some degree of self-discipline, which is a trait worthy of respect and admiration
fat asses can't even do as little as manage their own weight, why would anyone listen to anything they have to say?
Would anybody like to read about the dream I had last night?
I'll greentext in this thread since I want to remember it. Even though I'm quite paranoid that typing it out like this is tabboo or something in a spiritual or related sense. Like those tribes that have hallucinations on plants but have a law not to talk about what they saw.
Sure why not
Extremely original comment
>>29362897
don't be a pussy and just type it
>be me
>sitting in a long, large bedroom
>obviously in my hometown and I presume it's my parents' home in the dream
>masturbate to something on the computer
>the room is pretty messy
>nearby is an open black bag full of trash
>behind me are two sets of patio doors
>they look out onto a patio, then a garden that sloped...
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