>finally get a gf several months ago
>as time goes on, realize she isliterally insane
>has an emotional breakdown multiple times a week, which includes crying fits and sometimes running away
>sometimes she will just curl up in the fetal position and not talk for hours
>horrible moodswings
>otherwise isliterallythe perfect waifu
>it turns...
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Suggest she get over her trauma by reliving the experience with you playing the role of the rapist.
>>29365987
is it not the dream of every robot to love the trauma out of their waifu with all their intimate potential they suppressed over the years of loneliness ?
>>29365987
your fault for dating a non-virgin
>be 21-year-old virgin
>want qt virgin gf
>after getting /fit/, finally meet qt gf
>she tells me that she's a virgin
>later admits that her last bf almost fucked her as he tried pushing his cock in, but it only went in a cm or so like pic related before she stopped it
>she was clearly very upset about it and cried when I expressed my disappointment
>stayed...
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>>29365973
Yes it fucking counts you fucking cuck
And she probably sucked his dick like thirty times
>>29366016
She did suck all 5 of her ex boyfriends' cocks, but obviously that doesn't constitute a virginity-ending act.
>>29365973
Stop making the same thread
Are you trying to meme?
Music, like God, is dead.
>>29365957
I fucking hate this show. Why do you always avatarfag/shill it?
>>29365957
this is ridiculous
no it isn't
there's more people making more music than ever in an unprecedented variety of styles
you're crazy or you don't know where to look or you just don't like what's trending
>>29366005
Just because music is being created doesn't mean it's good. When was the last time you saw someone wearing a band t-shirt?
How many dicks did she suck to afford that trip?
/cgl/ used to have sugardaddy generals before they got banned, most cosplayers are happy to be promiscuous or the play the pure waifu role in exchange for someone (or multiple men) to fund their hobby. It's a very depressing scene imo.
>>29365928
guys would even pay to hear her just fart through skype. she could make so much easy money by doing literally nothing. i bet she could sell a picture of her belly for 100 dollars per guy.
>>29365928
She sucked the one glorious penis from which all things flow
From Standy Phillips all things flow
Last night I was texting girls to talk to me. One said what's up and another said did you mean to message me. I don't know where to go from here.
I'm just extremely lonely guys
Don't force it.
>>29365927
Relish the loneliness and learn to live with it. Going about your daily life is your only hope.
Pic related
I sent the second from the bottom a message about how I liked her last year and how I blew it by not knowing how to text people very well and to text me if you want to happy hangout.
can you really ''''get''''' talent
what is some red supposed to mean
>>29365903
talent is just a tiny jump start, practice beats talent and like you are going to play catch up to a talented guy he is going to play catch up to someone who started before he did.
There are thousands of everything and no matter what you will never be the best, there are stagnation pools where everyone gets stuck for longer and longer periods of time meaning that at some point you will spend much more time being as good as someone more talented or experienced than not
>>29366071
Did you fart bro?
ITT: Petty red flags for the opposite gender
>He doesn't sleep on his back
tummysleepers win
true god-mode of all sleeping types
sleeping on his back is nice too though because that means you can put your head on his chest
I thought they conclusively showed that lying on your side reduces likelihood of neuro-degenerative diseases?
>hair length below ears or unstyled/gelled
>stubble/doesn't shave daily
>dresses "conservatively" (sweaters, coats, cardigans, plain colours) or generally looks boring/privileged and doesn't know any current fashions
>shy or quiet
>doesn't *want* ANY friends
>time...
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>>29365971
You are a terrible human being.
So this girl just messaged me this morning and from our ongoing conversation I only feel one thing:
Why are women nowadays so socially fucking retarded?
When you chat with them it's like they have never had a conversation before. They have no idea of how to keep a conversation going. They answer in smileys and expect you to keep everything flowing. Also their responses feels like they had to write it after sustaining torture in Abu Ghraib, even when they were the ones who started the chat? (I can understand if they get spammed by someone they are not interested...
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No. Only if she doesn't wanna talk to you
>>29365889
Not for chad. Don't you understand? They aren't interested in you, at all.
>>29365917
But she started the conversation? That is the conundrum.
how hated are you in your community?
>no gf
>publicly shame friends girflriends and they still stick around because im funny and smart
>made out with my friends gf on NYE and he went home mad, walking miles upon miles on the cold, snowy weather
>asked if i was gay couple of times
>betterlooking than all of my friends
>spat in a girls face after making out with her in a club
>hate women while my mother brings me food on the table, im a 24 year old NEET
At my workplace I'm the guy who doesn't make contact and engage in dumb pleasantries.
If someone says hi to me I'll say hi back but not more than once in a fucking day
>>29365804
not at all because i'm a ghost
Disappeared when I was 14.
Is 7 years long enough for people to forget you? The bullying happened for at least 3 years.
I got 1 friend I talk with at my school, and I'll always have my family.
>he showers like a virgin
>>29365803
>he posts like a virgin
>go to friend's house
>he showers at 8:30
never seen a more sure sign that a person is a virgin
>>29365803
>he wipes his ass like a virgin
Who /nice/ here?
>tfw only nice when it really matters
otherwise no I am a mean green bean
I'm nice, but I still hate a lot of things.
Eh, I used to be.
After a few acid trips and lots of speed and MDMA, I stopped giving a fuck so I just say what I think nowdays. People started to hate me desu
>be me
>be last day of high school
>be invited to farewell party (not because of friends but just because everyone got invited by default)
>say fuck it, not like i have any friends to hang out with there anyways
>remember post on r9k about taking opportunities to socialize
>decide to give it a shot
>try to talk to come chads
>instantly...
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Yeee that's it lad
DA ONLY GURRRRL I EVERRR LOVVVVVED
>having pleb taste in music
No wonder no one likes you
>Got drunk with a cute girl last night and we watched anime
>Asked her out today and she said yes
I made it you guys. I'm finally out of the pit.
>anime
now confirm that she is asian and that you are white so i can asure myself that she sucked +20 white dicks by now
>>29365686
About fucking time
"Friendzoned" fuckwads need to stop being such chickenshits and fucking do something to get the girl they want besides fucking moping on /r9k/ about how they can't get the girl
Good job, anon.
>>29365686
nice bait
why not go back to having a mass debate with your self
>tfw took all my Concerta now I have to wait 3 (three) days before getting a refill
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I WANT IT NOWWWW!!!!!!
Who here is medicated for ADHD?
>tfw ritalin doubled my mmr
>>29366299
0*2 is still 0 senpai
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plzdontchangeme123
definately will be worse than the last one but who cares
>>29365656
This could be so good but some faggot always ruins it.
where do i find people to add on here that will be online?
>>29365656
Is this an actual thing now? When did this start?