Alright /r9k/ I'm sure that most of us fall on the Autism Spectrum somewhere along the line.
So in order to celebrate Autism Pride Day let's have a good old fashioned Autism story thread.
>>29369444
Checked. Actual autism or le cringy meme kind?
>>29369813
Either or. Both are equally accepted today.
>>29369444
>tfw you are autistic enough to not notice anything bad about what that guy said
Aye' robots, let's have one of these
You know the rules, roll and first two digits = number of push-ups you need to do, you can do them in sets
The one we had yesterday was pretty good, we only had a few idiots brag about how much push-ups they can do and/or that they go to the gym.
I will only do the last digit.
I am barticus
OPTIONAL EXTRA WORKOUT: 3rd and 4th digit = number of crunches you need to do, you can also do them in sets.
LET'S GET 'EM BOYS
>gam gam just brought a cake over
BITCH YOU KNOW IM ON A DIET
REEEEEEEEEE
>>29369376
Calm down you autist, she was trying to do something nice for you
Don't eat it then you fucking mouth breather.
>>29370816
>lol just like don't do the drugs man XD just be yourself :)
Why do white girls twerk outside of the bedroom? WHy is twerking socially acceptable?
no fuckin clue m9
>>29369361
>Why is twerking socially acceptable?
feminism and the downfall of society. Women's sexuality is now dominant, meaning that society will collapse soon. chastity is the bedrock of civilization.
>>29369361
Looks like she's in a bedroom to me m8
>tfw your own mother prefers to go out to eat with your Chad brother instead on her birthday because she knows you won't take her anywhere fancy
>tfw even your own mom is a roastie stacy
I'm hurt guys
>>29369316
What's your job and what is your brothers?
>>29369316
>hey ma wanna go to mickie d's?
>>29369316
What did you get her for her birthday?
Who is worse and more annoying Vyro or 54m50n?
Why can't Ann Hiro just make 4chan completely anonymous?
>>29369293
Bandage.
Is.
Handsome.
just filter them unless they change their tripcode often
Worst trips:
Vagina is evil
Lou
Israeli chad
Anyone who's posts read the same PUAhate drivel
how do you even compete against this? How do you even do it?
>>29369246
femanon here and whoever you posted in the picture isn't hot. not my taste, sorry
He's got a boring face, and my clothes are nicer than his but other than that I'm fucked.
just be a bottom anon im pretty sure it's a different criteria/ demographic for that position good luck
How does it feel knowing you will die never having experienced fucking a girl like this?
There are plenty of prostitutes that look like that and better.
>>29369198
actually, I already have.
Prostitutes do exist anon
>lidocaine HCI on penis 30-40 minutes before intercourse
instantly amazing at sex. Go get some
This sounds like another way to break your penis, like jelqing
Just eat opiates. They feel good and you last forever
>>29369183
Excellent way to give the grill reproductive problems.
How about you learn to hold your load ya selfish 2-minute prick?
The point of this board is (in theory) original content, and these threads usually turn out pretty decent so lets get an OC thread going. If you're a robot, post your creations in here.
Post your:
>artwork
>music (computer made or instrument)
>poetry
>stories
>other
To record and upload, you can use this site: http://vocaroo.com/
drew a scene from murakamis ufo in kushiro
photography of the entrance of a church across the street.
re-imagined rei and unit00 from neon genesis evangelion
>Go to a this small market for the first time in my life
>buy some chips and and a sack of salt that mom asked me to buy
>everything goes fine
>went to the counter to pay for the things
>the girl said this exactly words "it's 3,50 little friend"
She called me little friend
I'm 19 and 6'
But she called little friend
I thought that I was over it but now I'm self conscious...
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>he isn't at least 6'3 and average height
When will manlets learn
>>29369096
sup lil friend?
>>2936909
Did you ask her how the weather was down there?
> mfw I got banned from the local brothel
>>29369056
lol how much of a sperg do you have to be to get banned from a whore house? Fucking rekt
>>29369056
Just green text it
.....
>>29369056
>mfw got banned from the local husky shelter
Help me become a wagecuck
What is the best way to get a wagecuck job? Do I just turn up at places and ask to become a wagecuck? What are good places to wagecuck for?
Serious post. I need money
If you have no experience at all apply at all big corporate retailers. Grocery stores are good, superstores and fast food joints are always hiring.
Most of the work is shit so I gave you some less shit examples.
>>29369054
Lie on screening tests and just choose all the "Yes I am an EXCELLENT wagecuck" options.
Don't overthink it.
Try to find a job that has a union (they kick ass.)
>>29369054
What did (You) say? Becoming a wagecuck? How pathetic!
Awh well, another day another dollar. Stay cucked wagie!
The universe works like clockwork and we are part of the universe so therefore we work like clockwork . Hard determinism proved in a single sentence.
>>29369044
Except the first cause is completely random because of quantum mechanics, which suppose to make the reality something in between of determinism and free will.
>>29369235
Free will would imply you could somehow have a part in deciding this initial "quantum" event, which is completely random.
Hard determinism has been debunked by modern science.
>check Twitter for the first time in a year
>#nowomanever is trending
FUCKING ROASTIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What's the big deal bro. Are you saying you're the kind of guy who harasses women in the street?
https://twitter.com/JamilahLemieux/status/744166353070759936
It's a pretty cute hashtag tho.
Because of this, even though I never catcall (shy, introverted guy), I will never even talk to a woman on the street.
"Hey, that's a really nice dog!" (Just complimenting the dog.)
Her: "Not interested!"
But yeah, catcalling is bad. But where's the fine line?