Has /r9k/ forgiven eggman yet??
>>29370582
Forgiven him for what?
FUCK THAT EGGHEADED DEMON FREAK
We don't need eggface anymore
We have Stanley now
Female autism clothes. I noticed I'm really bad at dressing myself. Is this what female autists generally dress like?
Naw, you're just a basicc bitch.
Autism girl clothes would be like wearing a skirt over a pair of jeans.
female autists wear spray painted Taz and Betty Boop shirts from myrtle beach
Straighten your shirt, change your shoe laces, and you're normal.
Why do you act like you know women so well when the only one you speak to is your mother?
>>29370508
Women are filthy subhuman leeches, inferior in both mind and body, devoid of any spirit
Because we are good observers and listeners. Plus we have had poor experiences with women in the past, such as while we were in school, or whilst we were in public. We confirm our experiences with our fellow robots and it becomes a collective knowledge of what we know about women.
>>29370585
So you still know nothing
>you will never talk to a girl and have her actually express interest in you
>>29370488
Even worse
>A girl will never talk to you voluntarily
>>29370488
who is this qt!!!! please respond
its a guy right
>>29371849
>who is this qt!!!! please respond
>its a guy right
shut the fuck up faggot
>tfw gay twink
>tfw want to rape roasties that i hate
anyone else know this feel?
So you mean you're gay because no women like you?
>>29370475
>anyone else know this feel?
No not really. Please go on...
>>29370545
nah im actually a bottom and really into guys.
>>29370566
sometimes women piss me off to the point where i start fantasizing about how i would kidnap one buffalo bill style and rape them... light torture and then eventually build up into extreme torture and murder.
nothing id act on but it spooks me sometimes because im not even attracted them.
im only attracted to people i respect.
Surveys have found that in some parts of Japan, more than half of former residents do not wish to return to their tsunami destroyed or irradiated towns.
Is this the perfect opportunity for robots to move to Japan?
Japan is a complete meme.
Immigration is hard, wages are low, and language barrier is formidable.
>>29370857
>Things are hard so don't do them.
>>29370857
>wages
>language
These are essentially ghost towns.
If you were to get enough robots in, the local language would be english.
Non-R9K autistic hobbies
>metal detector man
vidya
Originalo
>HAM radio operator
>>29370450
>non r9k
>pic related literally looks like a cyborg
Does it not depress you that LITERALLY every single woman is a turbowhore in the inside, no matter how pure she may look?
>>29370425
That just means once she commits to someone, she's kinky as fuck
>>29370425
Why would this depress you? How weak are you
>>29370477
>woman
>"committing"
Long time lurker here. Why don't you have a girlfriend? They are fucking awesome.
Some notes on my experiences:
> it's nice to feel wanted. Every day I get to feel like someone else's reward.
> you can't trust people in this life. It's awesome to know you have at least ONE person to rely on, intimately.
> blowjobs in the morning. So super cool.
> boobs are fun to play with.
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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
We can't get girlfriends. That's the whole fucking point of this fucking board.
GET OUT OF HERE NORMIE! NORMIES OUT OUT OUUUUUUUTTTT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
>>29370376
Yeah it's nice. I have one. I love her more than anything, but oftentimes she can be a pain in the ass or cause a lot of hurt:
>draws niggers on her free time
Now I have nothing against black people, but the fact that the men she draws are specifically black and are never of any other race bothers me a little bit. This jut shows me that she'd rather have a big black cock inside her than a puny white one like mine.
>All of her friends are guys
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>>29370589
Now, that doesn't all mean that she doesn't love me. She shows me plenty of affection, but these little things tend to bother me. This board has instilled within me a little resentment toward women and it's hard to shake off
Playing the lottery is a very robotic thing to do.
I know people will immediately jump in and say 'Idiot tax' and stuff like that. It's true that the odds for the Lottery are pretty poor compared to other forms of gambling like Blackjack which has a tiny house edge, but the lottery is unique.
When you buy a lottery ticket, you are not making a considered financial decision, you are buying hope. A few dollars is a small price to pay for having hours or days of optimism.
Even St Elliot himself played the lottery.
>buy lottery ticket
>don't even get my money back
>>29370377
Sucks chief. I played the PowerBall for a month and a half on $4. Would buy 2 tickets and win $4 on one every drawing.
In all honesty I know I have practically no chance of winning, but for $4? Who fucking cares. That's not even one drink at the bar for me.
I agree dude. You are buying hope. Imagine waking up and learning all you financial problem vanish.
You don't work and suck up to your boss. Your free to pruse your dream. Travel and see the world. Learn to fight cook anything you.
>Chad gets enough hot women to cheat on them while tons of guys struggle to get even one girl
how is this fair?
You can argue it's not "fair" for sure, but it doesn't matter. Women gave a right to behave like that. They don't have to interact with us at all if they don't want to. We're pretty fucked (but not literally).
>>29370349
>this is how people should act in this scenario
>"people"
>women
>"people"
>>29370349
You know that chad will end up fucking at least one of them anyway.
Who else /terrifiedofdriving/?
Dunno what you're talking about, person.
I've had 4 cars in 8 years and have put a combined 165k kilometers on them while doing all the repairs for them myself.
Pic related, my latest merc, I'm getting a new one in a couple of months from Japan.
>>29370397
SAUNA
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blox blox
>>29370308
I'm terrified of driving on highways and cities I'm unfamiliar with
ITT: green flags for girls
>traditionally braided hair
>natural hair colour
>modestly/practically dressed
>>29370223
>have all 3
>still no bf
and you guys said we live on easy mode
>>29370223
>healthy relationship with parents
>school/volunteer/full time job
>can cook
Get yourself a woman who can cook because looks fade
>>29370250
Iktf. OP forgot >cute.
You have to be really cute in order for any of the greenflags to count for you
Let's be honest, you guys would absolutely hate it if a socially awkward girl approached you and tried to chat you up, wouldn't you?
>>29370147
I just want a girl to talk to me in the first place. I don't care about social ability considering mine is absolutely garbage, and my looks are at best a 6-7/10
I hate all women so yes I would hate it.
I don't like strangers walking up to me and chatting me up regardless. Unless we have something in common, I'm not a fan of small talk since it bores the shit out of me.
Anyone here have a tulpa? How it's working out?
Since I'll never have a gf, I'm considering a tulpa as an alternative, but I'm not sure how viable it is, so please share you experiences if you have it or had it.
I have a fupa
>>29370110
Tried to make one. It never worked because I don't have the creative capacity needed to create something that complex.
>>29370110
I just have a waifu.