to me it seems really average... like is all this stuff on average dick size just to make the odd person with a micro dick feel better?
Well it's not the minimum to sexually satisfy a women which is 8.5 inches but it's better than microdicks 5-6 inches. possibly adequate for girls 5' to 5'2
post dik's so i can fap
Yep, the stats are fluffed. Just like height, everybody knows average height is about 6'1, but they fluff the stats to make people feel better.
Have you ever ate your own cum?
What does it taste like? Does it have a thick consistency? Nutritional value?I might do it before I head to the gym tomorrow morning.
>>29371275
wat r u ghey?
>>29371275
>>>/fit/
for proper information about eating your own cum to retain the gainz
lol i did it tried once when i was like 15 because fuck it
Also i thought every guy tried at least once but apparently not
Anyway i'd say that it doesn't taste like how it smells. I think the smells is awful but it has literally no taste
This is the gayest post i've ever written but here you go
>A-anon! I got surgery done now.
>W-we can f-finally marry! and r-raise children t-too!
>>29371272
That is fucking disgusting that vagina is a literal axe wound... Ewwwwww
>>29371272
this scenario is worse than any horror movie or nightmare I have ever seen
>>29371272
Who said we couldn't raise before you cut your cute penis off?
Why trannies never want to be cute moms that happen to have a dick?
Fuck it.
So my roommate is 27 and he has this habit of telling people he meets, "Oh, everyone calls me Wolf." The problem is nobody does except people in MMOs because that's his character name. So it always creates an awkward environment in real life because people will ask me in passing about why people call him that or who does as they've never heard anyone. Not only is it weird because I can't explain it or I just have to be honest but I also know he calls himself this because he has a humanoid wolf anime sexual fetish so he perceives that if people call him...
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You gotta be his fox. Find his butt plugs in his room and surprise him with completely naked with your ass up in the air wiggling it.
Beg to be petted. Beg for attention. Be a good friend and play his fantasy.
Seems totally normal. I ask people to call me "Wolf" all the time and they have no problem with it. I don't see what the big deal is.
>>29371232
Wow that's rough, I would just humor him though. It's his cringe, people won't think less of you for it, they will just think you are a pretty not judgemental guy. He will go through his faze, then hit a point where he feels embarrassed that he ever did that. When I was younger people would sometimes call me fox, but just because I used it as a username in a chatroom where I met most of my future in person friends, I didn't really encourage or discourage it. I looked like an idiot in retrospect,...
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Is yours bigger than a girlcock /r9k/?
>tfw you at least have a bigger dick than an asian ladyboi
Pretty much the same. Less bendy. Still ashamed of it; it's disappointing to most women.
>>29371237
Well, at least you're equal to a thai ladyboy. There is still somebody out there who would feel that you bring equally much to the table :)
You've gotta get a good job and a thai ladyboi.
>>29371294
Heh yeah, but she's a qt trap, she's worth infinitely more than me.
I just gotta keep slaving away I guess.
>hey little bro, why are you staring at me like that?
>A-Are you fucking looking at my ass?
Kill yourself you dumb whore, and get the hell out of my house.
>>29371106
I would let her give me HIV.
>>29371106
*smiles*
Well, of course not. I'm a physio therapist, I'm only checking the activation of gluteus maximus, you seem to be in some sort of pain when you walk, old habits die hard I guess.
>post a page from your journal, robots
>1/01/2015
That's it. I bought a journal at the end of 2014, wrote that in there a couple days before the new year. Planned on writing in it everyday.
But I didn't. And what's the point really?
"Today I pretended to be a roastie and pissed off a bunch of my fellow robots. Than a REAL roastie made a thread. Boy, was I angry"
r9k is kind of my blog anyway.
>tfw 3 months of 2015 archive is forever lost
02/01/12
>Im going to pretend this day never happened. This day MUST NOT have any record of it ever happening. As far as I'm concerned this day never existed.
What the fuck did I do?
>11/25/13
>And [Anon] sent me a link to this weird website called 4chan.
It was all downhill after that.
>tfw my subconscious is smarter than my conscious
who here /subconsciouslygenuis/
>>29371034
Made me lose my shit, thanks anon
>>29371034
>tfw my subconscious seems to really hate me and is always trying to spook me
He's a really dark guy
Thinks about a lot of things that shouldn't be thought about
I don't really know what any of it's about though
>>29371034
I know this exact feel too
it's truly weird, bro. Truly weird. It's like my instinct is more often correct than my logic
Robots, how do I kill the flies in the jar? I need to get rid of them. Do I
>cook them in the oven
or
>freeze them in the freezer?
I'd cook them but I fear the paper might incinerate. On the other hand I fear the freezer won't work and they'll wake up the second I expose them to room temp. What do?
You could always go outside and let them go.
These are the kinds of dilemmas that keep me up at night chain smoking cigarettes
Freeze them. They won't survive it.
>watch "Finding Dory" with boyfriend
>can barely hear the movie because there's dozens of babies crying and shouting
Maybe you shouldn't have seen a children's movie in theaters then.
>>29371116
maybe you shouldn't bring your baby to a movie theater.
>>29370955
>babies crying and shouting
>babies
nah, that was all me senpai
You guys want to hear a story about a time I actually slept with a girl? And turned out to be one of the most horrifying events of my life, nearly turning me into a rapist?
>>29370837
>20 years old
>Work at a company that does events where we teach people how to make money
>My boss is a literal billionaire, pretty eccentric, and fun to hang around
>See one of the "students"
>QT, like 8/10
>Have my eye on here for the whole 3 day event
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>>29371195
>We get to my room
>She immediately undresses
>I pull out a rubber
>We go at it for a bit
>Finish up
>OH SHIT! My flight is in 30 minutes to go back home
>Pack my shit and we share a taxi, I go to the air port she's in the car with me
>Before I get out of the...
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>>29371220
>Freak out, because I think I'm getting fired or something
>Drive 15 minutes to the office
>Lawyers won't let me in, they say they are still getting "prepared"
>FUCK
>I have to go to the human resources office to wait
>Ask human resources manager whats going on
>"Sorry Anon,...
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>20 years old
>parents dont trust me to stay by myself at home for a week while they are on vacation
Im treated like a fucking child.
I have a job and everything but I cant move out because I bought my car when I was 17 but I was dumb enough to let my dad take care of the paperwork and he put the car in his FUCKING NAME and told me if I move out hes takin the car what the fuck do I do? Im held hostage in my own home and treated like a overgrown baby
>>29370743
Yeah, sorry bucko, but your dad paid for the car so it makes sense for him to keep it under his name
>>29370780
>your dad paid for the car
I paid for it.
>>29370743
You could go to court to have the car put back in your name
If you can prove you paid for the car, you can argue good faith in court
How here thinks NEETs are superior beings?
If you're a true NEET, with internal motivation and the finances to back it up, then my hats off to you.
wagecucks probably dont have enough time to post
How can you be superior if you can't support yourselves?
Do you like tea? What is your favourite kind?
>tfw drinking peppermint tea and listening to beautiful relaxing piano music
Bliss.
Just had a cup of rooibos
Good way to keep warm
>>29370632
Oh, I adore chai.
Green tea in particular.
In detail, melissa or lemon balm, as well as mint, perhaps yerba mate.
Actually, is it correct to say melissa?
Bliss to You, comrades.
May this evening and many more be comfy.
>>29370632
>Do you like tea?
I'm not a faggot, lel
>Meeoww!!
Hey r9k!! My name is Fluffums, I am a super evolved kitty cat from Japan in the year 2045.
I can speak, write, read and lots of other really neat things too!
AMA
Hi Fluffums. What happened to your ears?
>>29370823
Nn-nyyahh.. I get nervous when I take pictures, so they're smushed back against my head. I do have ears though! They're cute and fuzzy and the best place for rubbyrubs!
>>29370590
Do virtual reality holodecks exist in 2045? If I try really hard will I live long enough to do holodeck stuff?