ask a dealer anything
dude lmao
>>29373489
Where can I get heroin I'd like to od
Do you get your supply from the darknet or physical deals?
Just weed, or real drugs? Is this for real, or just roleplay?
>be me 8th grade, friday
>about half way through school
>really old school building
>fucking around with friend after school
>"hey anon look how much the sink leaks"
>go into the bathroom
>friend kicks the god damn sink
what happened next i will remember for ever
>old rusty pipe rattles
>silence
pipe...
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>>29373482
>be me after mock tests
>bustin'forapiss.jpeg
>Run into PE changing rooms for a leak
>Run into stalls cos urinals are full
>slam door so hard the entire overhead flushing thing comes down like a fucking waterfall
>mfw
>>29373482
Is that really an exciting and traumatic and formative story for you?
>>29373640
well no but i have been thinking about it a lot lately
Life's nothing but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon stage
And then is heard no more: It is a tale
Told by an idiot full of sound and fury
Signifying nothing
Signed,
Your lord and savior,
Stanley Phillips
Have a great day robots ;)
>>29373479
When exactly was it revealed that his name was Stanley Phillips?
>>29373479
stop posting my pics, also if i was american i would support bernie, not some chad born in riches that's just gonna outsource more jobs and get even richer
>that same creepy smile in every picture
Well r9k? Are you man enough???
>toke/party buddies
Yeah no. Smoking anything is an instant red flag.
>>29373507
the entire paragraph is a red flag
>>29373507
except smoking cock to these normalfaggots
proud cucks, the lot of them
What is your masturbation method like? Do you lie on your back and shoot it onto your stomach, into a towel, into tissue? Do you do it naked or clothed?
I usually do it lying naked on my bed when I wake up on a weekend morning and it shoots all over my stomach and then gets in my bellybutton and smells horrible and then I wipe it all up with a towel and then shower
>>29373366
i lay on my ben and have a pilow on my chest pretending its a girl while wearing my blanket over the fun.
i pretty much fuck my bed
blox
>>29373366
That image is a lie and I don't agree with the tendency to simplify anything sexual when related to males.
Anybody else fell for the /fit/ meme?
>>29373326
it's not a meme you shit. even if it doesn't make people like you, it makes your life better
>>29373326
You were mistakes. Chicks don't carry about bodies they want 8+/10 face aesthetic
Pic related
>>29373326
/fit/ is all manlets that all just have an easy time gaining weight because all they have to do is pick up a weight put it down then they're ripped.
what snacks are you guys addicated to?
i can't stop eating potato chips
>>29373301
Heroin
Im just not myself without my H haha
>>29373301
oatmeal
i'll eat it all day if it's all i had
>>29373301
> haha I'm addicted to potato chips :D
who /amateur/ here?
Post those marvelous porn finds lads
>http://www.xvideos.com/video15793879/local_trini_clip_-_indian_girl_getting_it_good
Feels also welcome
girl is hot, but it's weird to me when people have sex and make like no noise at all.
>>29373328
That is what real sex is like unless the girl is faking it. Do you really think people just moan when they feel good by themselves? No they do it on purpose for the other person.
>>29373328
Yeah I bust a few minutes ago but i just realised apart from the guy whispering sweet nothings there was pretty much no sound. but hey it beats some of the shit i've heard before
How do we fix this?
it's the opposite of autism, it's the one thing they (normie girls) are allowed to like.
>>29373251
Gas die juden.
Right now nostalgia and 'nerd' culture are hot and since absolutely everyone is fed Disney movies as a child it's something easy to latch on to. It works the same way as people born in 1998 claiming that they're '90s kids'.
It's an easy flag to attract attention.
Calling all britbongs!
Which side will you be taking on June 23rd? To remain or to leave?
I personally will be voting to leave because I hate that this country has to be cucked to the sum of 15bn a year by the big-wigs in Brussels.
>>29373175
I've been out leafleting with Vote Leave last week. Look forward to doing so next week too.
>>29373259
Good to hear familioso.
Thanks for the (You) as well.
>>29373510
There is a cunt in Stratford-upon-Avon with a massive EU flag hanging off his front wall, but otherwise there are about 50 houses with VoteLeave posters in the window
what exactly happened to women?
why aren't they worth the trouble anymore?
can some educated NEETS investigate?
>>29373158
They want more than what they give.
>>29373246
Which doesn't even matter to them because they still get infinite validation and attention from social medias and beta orbiters.
So meh. Gotta learn to live without them. It sucks but it's the most viable option for most of us.
>>29373158
Feminism happened. Thats what happens when you let any special group get their own way.
So /r9k/ what is your weirdest phobia/fear?
I'll start:
>Astrophobia
I cant even look at the night sky without wanting to faint
>>29373140
I got the same feeling looking at tall mountains from the ground. I got used to it after living in Utah for a few months.
I have a phobia to reflections. Not just mirrors. Even when I see them in tv or movies I shiver
>>29373140
probably be naked tbqh
i don't like being naked for too many people because im easily aroused
imagine of exhibitionism gave you anxiety
blonde or brunette or redhead
Out of those, blonde. I prefer jet black hair, but I hate shades of brown. Only the lightest blondes and darkest blacks escape brownness.
>>29373099
Hair don't matter, face does. Pls go natural femmes
>>29373099
Something about those faces disturbs me, but I don't know what...
Would taking 30 pills of 5/325mg percocet kill you and what would it be like?
Maybe, you might throw up before your body absorbs enough drug. Better idea to take them for recreational purposes
This is something you might want to look to taimapedia for.
The percocet will not kill you, but the acetaminophen will. Don't take more than 5000mg acetaminophen a day or you will suffer slow liver failure, which is completely agonizing. If you want to actually get fucked, use what's called a cold water extraction to remove the apap (CWE).
>>29373273
You don't need to do that if you're taking less than like 300mg of apap. He won't need that many pills to get high
STOP FUCKING SPAMMING TRAP AND GAY THREADS HERE
FUCK OFF TO YOUR CONTAINMENT BOARD /lgbt/
THANK YOU
ALSO GAY PEOPLE CAN'T BE ROBOTS SORRY
>>29373066
I dont have Winamp anymore. Sorry anime.
>>29373066
downloading now. it seems winamp is for audio though
but what about the extremely in denial closeted gays? they make up most of this board right?